To the individual who keeps writing me telling and tell me how bad my stories are, please do us both a favor and stop reading them! Don't bother with my stories! I don't want you to get all upset and be pissed off at the world. I think you are a little sad. If you don't like the type of stories I write, why the hell do you read ALL of them? Maybe you just like to write me nasty notes and give my on grade on them just to lower my score. If so that's OK. But, news Flash guy, I'm not in this to try to win anything I don't care what my score is. And I have large shoulders so you don't upset me. But it sounds to me like you protest to much! Come on now, tell us all, you really like my stories deep down inside that small brain of yours. Oh, and perhaps you might write a story or two of your own so we could review yours! Just an idea since this is a place you could write if you could write.
Now all of those nice folks who have sent me your good wishes and those who have made real recommendations on improving my writing, I thank you very much!
"Where the hell have you been for the past 3 hours?" my wife asked as I opened the door.
I replied, "I was over Paul's you knew that. I told you before I left where I was gong."
Shirl said, "What could you possibly do over there for almost 4 hours?"
I said, "what the hell do you do when you're out all weekend for more than that?"
"Was Mandy there too?" she asked.
I smiled and said, "Yes she was, but Paul and I were in the basement talking about learning to play golf. There's a class starting next week. And, Mandy thinks it is a good idea. She told us we need the exercise. Why? What did you want me for? Weren't you out too?"
She said, "Yes I was out for a while. I went to the store with our daughter and brought groceries. That's when I could have used some help with them bring them into home."
I said, "Well I'm sorry but I wasn't about to sit around here another Saturday all by myself while you're out doing whatever the hell you do all damn Saturday, every weekend. By the way they're coming over tonight to play cards."
The fight lasted about a half hour with her finally leaving and going upstairs to sew and get ready for her Sunday Sewing class. As usual our relationship fell another step deeper into regret again this weekend. It seemed like this was a normal weekend. We weren't together and when we were we were bickering as my daughter calls it. But there was something deeper between my wife and I, deeper than just bickering!
She said, "Oh good I want to talk to Mandy anyway. What time?"
I said, "7:30 PM and I'll go get the snacks."
At 7:30PM Paul and Mandy came over and we sat around chatting for a bout half an hour before sitting down and playing cards. As we started to play Mandy said mainly to Shirl, "Did Bud tell you the boys are thinking about playing golf? They're actually going to get lessons!"
Shirl said, "Oh yes Bud did mention it. When are you going to start?"
Paul said, "I....I'm not sure when the class actually starts do you know Mandy?"
I smiled and waited for her to tell me when our next sex would be. She said, "well the ad I saw said it actually starts this coming Tuesday. It's actually sign up that night. But if you can't make it I'm sure you can go the following Saturday afternoon. That's when the classed start for real."
I was looking at her and smiling as she pushed her big breasts up on the table. I said, "Well I can make the Tuesday meeting can you Paul?"
Paul said, "Well I'm not sure Bud."
But Mandy said, "Oh sure you can Paully what else do you have to do?"
He said, "Nothing I guess. OK Bud Tuesday it is. I'll check the time and let you know."
"Great", I aid, "I'm really looking forward to it!"
Mandy said, "I bet you are. Shirl have you ever wanted to play golf?"
Shirl told them, "Well I don't really have much interest in it Mandy. I would rather sew."
Mandy said, "Oh yes! That's what Bud said this afternoon. To bad I hear it's a lot of fun playing with those small balls."
I busted out laughing and my wife just looked at me. Paul smiled and Mandy's eyes glazed with an evil smile. She said, "Oh you men!! Get your mind out of the gutter for once! GOD!"
We played cards and the lady's were not winning for once. I said, "Too bad we're not playing strip poker tonight Paul. We're kicking ass!"
Shirl said, "Leave it to you to bring sex into this. Don't you ever have anything else on your small brain?"
I said, "DA Nope! Wish you had it on your big brain at least in al the years we have been married."
She didn't say anything for a few minutes. Then she said, "Well maybe I do and it's just you I don't want! You ever think of that Bud?"
I said, "Actually Shirl, yes I have more than once. But I figured you don't want to be shot dead because if I catch you, you and your lover are both dead!"
I spelled it D E A D!
Mandy said, "Woo violent isn't he Shirl?"
Shirl laughed and we continued to play cards.
Paul was very quiet and I wondered if anything was wrong. I asked him in the basement when we were taking the card table and chairs back down. He said, "well to be honest Bud, Mandy surprised me about Tuesday. I wasn't expecting you again until maybe next Saturday afternoon. I need to talk with her about it when we get home."
Shirl was standing at the bottom of the steps ands asked, "Talk to whom about what Paul?"
He said, "Oh.... Oh just the lady at the golf course about lessons. That's all Mandy, why?"
"Oh I was just wondering. You sounded so serious and sad."
I said, "Well he wanted to know about the fee and how often we would be playing that's all."
And with that we walked pass her and up the steps while she stood there looking at me. . As we sat and drank coffee and desert Shirl said, "Maybe you and I should play golf too Mandy. What do you think?" She was looking at me when she said it.
I said, "Well sure but you're not going to make it a foursome with us. I want some time away from you so that's why I have decided to play."
She said, "I don't want to play with you either! I want to play with Mandy!" Mandy almost spit the coffee out her mouth! She laughed a little and said, "Well what about the sewing class you're taking Shirl? Don't you go to it on Saturday or Sunday?"