To the individual who keeps writing me telling and tell me how bad my stories are, please do us both a favor and stop reading them! Don't bother with my stories! I don't want you to get all upset and be pissed off at the world. I think you are a little sad. If you don't like the type of stories I write, why the hell do you read ALL of them? Maybe you just like to write me nasty notes and give my on grade on them just to lower my score. If so that's OK. But, news Flash guy, I'm not in this to try to win anything I don't care what my score is. And I have large shoulders so you don't upset me. But it sounds to me like you protest to much! Come on now, tell us all, you really like my stories deep down inside that small brain of yours. Oh, and perhaps you might write a story or two of your own so we could review yours! Just an idea since this is a place you could write if you could write.
Now all of those nice folks who have sent me your good wishes and those who have made real recommendations on improving my writing, I thank you very much!
"Where the hell have you been for the past 3 hours?" my wife asked as I opened the door.
I replied, "I was over Paul's you knew that. I told you before I left where I was gong."
Shirl said, "What could you possibly do over there for almost 4 hours?"
I said, "what the hell do you do when you're out all weekend for more than that?"
"Was Mandy there too?" she asked.
I smiled and said, "Yes she was, but Paul and I were in the basement talking about learning to play golf. There's a class starting next week. And, Mandy thinks it is a good idea. She told us we need the exercise. Why? What did you want me for? Weren't you out too?"
She said, "Yes I was out for a while. I went to the store with our daughter and brought groceries. That's when I could have used some help with them bring them into home."
I said, "Well I'm sorry but I wasn't about to sit around here another Saturday all by myself while you're out doing whatever the hell you do all damn Saturday, every weekend. By the way they're coming over tonight to play cards."
The fight lasted about a half hour with her finally leaving and going upstairs to sew and get ready for her Sunday Sewing class. As usual our relationship fell another step deeper into regret again this weekend. It seemed like this was a normal weekend. We weren't together and when we were we were bickering as my daughter calls it. But there was something deeper between my wife and I, deeper than just bickering!
She said, "Oh good I want to talk to Mandy anyway. What time?"
I said, "7:30 PM and I'll go get the snacks."
At 7:30PM Paul and Mandy came over and we sat around chatting for a bout half an hour before sitting down and playing cards. As we started to play Mandy said mainly to Shirl, "Did Bud tell you the boys are thinking about playing golf? They're actually going to get lessons!"
Shirl said, "Oh yes Bud did mention it. When are you going to start?"
Paul said, "I....I'm not sure when the class actually starts do you know Mandy?"
I smiled and waited for her to tell me when our next sex would be. She said, "well the ad I saw said it actually starts this coming Tuesday. It's actually sign up that night. But if you can't make it I'm sure you can go the following Saturday afternoon. That's when the classed start for real."
I was looking at her and smiling as she pushed her big breasts up on the table. I said, "Well I can make the Tuesday meeting can you Paul?"
Paul said, "Well I'm not sure Bud."
But Mandy said, "Oh sure you can Paully what else do you have to do?"
He said, "Nothing I guess. OK Bud Tuesday it is. I'll check the time and let you know."
"Great", I aid, "I'm really looking forward to it!"
Mandy said, "I bet you are. Shirl have you ever wanted to play golf?"
Shirl told them, "Well I don't really have much interest in it Mandy. I would rather sew."
Mandy said, "Oh yes! That's what Bud said this afternoon. To bad I hear it's a lot of fun playing with those small balls."
I busted out laughing and my wife just looked at me. Paul smiled and Mandy's eyes glazed with an evil smile. She said, "Oh you men!! Get your mind out of the gutter for once! GOD!"
We played cards and the lady's were not winning for once. I said, "Too bad we're not playing strip poker tonight Paul. We're kicking ass!"
Shirl said, "Leave it to you to bring sex into this. Don't you ever have anything else on your small brain?"