Most of my stories seem to be about love, romance, and hot sex. I guess that's because, there's just not much call for stories about hate, violence, and loathing. You'd think, I would get bored with it all after a while, but the fertile soil of my dirty old mans brain, keeps coming up with new ideas. Here's the latest one, let's see where it goes.
I'll let you in on a little secret; even I don't know where my stories are going to go when I start them. I have a very basic idea and they take wing from there. This title is a perfect example. I wrote it down and started this introduction, by now I have the two main characters, the starting sentence, and the setting.
Where does it come from? I wished I knew but I don't have a clue. Where it going? Only time and the characters will tell.
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I got off the plane in New Orleans around four in the morning. I had to be downtown by seven. One of my clients in Houston has a branch office here and the computer network has been giving them fits. No one around here seems to be able to figure it out, so here I am.
I'm not saying that there are not good network people here, or that I'm a miracle worker, I'm just more familiar with the total system. At one time or another, I have trouble shot it over a three state area. It's old and pieced together but it works, most of the time.
I caught a cab downtown and arrived quite a bit early, so I had the driver let me off at a local café. One thing about New Orleans, cafes, and bars are not in short supply. This one was on the corner across the street from a charter bus line; casino tours seemed to be their stock in trade.
I ordered coffee. Yankee coffee, I specified and a slice of apple pie. If you don't tell them Yankee coffee, you'll end up with enough chicory to kill an elephant. I don't remember exactly what chicory is but I do know that it makes strong coffee and makes me as jittery as a nun in a whorehouse.
Not that I have ever seen a nun in a whorehouse or actually been to one of those places. Yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I had finished the pie and about half the coffee. The coffee tasted strong and bitter, I had an idea that they had taken their normal cup of coffee and cut it with twice as much water.
The waitress came by and asked if I wanted another cup. I checked my watch and told her ok. I still had a lot of time to wait for the building two blocks away to open.
She brought the cup of coffee and another glass of water. I added a little of the fresh coffee to my old and cut it with some more water. I was adding a couple of teaspoons of sugar to it, when someone entered the cafe by the side door. I glanced that way to see a person wearing a bus driver's uniform and returned my gaze to my coffee cup.
As the person walked past my booth, a whiff of a women's perfume drew my eyes up to follow the provocative sway of a well rounded ass across the room to the hallway leading to the restrooms. The red hair and swaying ass reminded me of my first ex wife. I grinned at the thought of her and shook my head.
I hadn't seen her in over thirty years and anyway she was in California. We had not parted company under very friendly circumstances but a long time later, we became at least friendly towards each other. The next two husbands she had after me were total assholes in comparison.
At least I had a job and didn't beat the shit out of her when she got angry and started her yelling. I just worked my ass off and occasionally went out for a beer and forgot what time it was. Oh well, that was all water under the bridge, as the saying goes.
My mind was wandering over some of the more fun times from early in our relationship, when the woman reappeared around the corner. I glanced that way and then did a quick double take. If that wasn't my ex, then she had a twin sister.
My mind and eyes did a quick inventory, five foot nine inches tall, red hair, heart shaped face, boobs out to there, narrow waist, nice hips, and long legs. They were all there and even nicer than when I had last seen her. She had told me that she had lost some weight but I just chalked that up to general bullshit.
Just before she got even with the table, I said questioningly, "Sandra? Sandra White?"
The woman faltered and stopped, looking down at me, a questioning look on her face. She cocked her head slightly to the side as she studied my face. The puzzled look on her face turned to a frown, and then she asked, "Do I know you?"
I recognized that voice immediately and grinned. "You should, you've slept with me enough, about six years, more or less," I said and then laughed.
Her eyes got wide at the sound of my voice and then a big grin was on her face. "Randy? My God, I didn't recognize you. You're so much bigger than I remember, and that beard and long hair. Is that really you?"
I stood up, still grinning, and said, "Well, I was when I woke up yesterday morning. After the last twenty hours though, I'm beginning to wonder." Then I asked my burning question, "What the hell are you doing in Louisiana? You're supposed to be in California."
She laughed and flapped the bus driver's jacket at me. "I drive a tour bus remember. I'm here with a busload of tourists that are visiting the French Quarter. What are you doing here? You lived somewhere over in Texas, last I heard."
I explained that I was here to fix a computer system and then I invited her to sit down and have some coffee with me. She grinned and sat down in the booth across from me. I waved at the waitress and she headed our way.
"Unless my memory is totally out of whack, you had better have the hot tea; the coffee here is stronger than homemade sin."
She smiled and replied, "There's nothing wrong with your memory, I still don't like strong coffee, and especially what they call coffee around here. Tea will be fine."
I placed her order with the waitress and then we both asked at the same time, "How long are you going to be in town?"
We both laughed and then Sandy said, "Jinks, you owe me a coke."
I chuckled and shook my head. "Damn, I haven't heard that in twenty five years or more."
"I guess I'm showing my age aren't I," she said and grinned.
I looked at her for a few seconds, as the memory of the twenty-year-old girl I had married all that time ago, floated behind my eyes. Other than a few lines around her mouth and at the corners of her eyes, she hadn't changed much. I blinked and said, "Actually, you're looking damn good, much better than me, that's for sure."