This story would not have been possible without the help and encouragement of a certain buxom woman friend, to whom many thanks.
My name's Catherine and I thought some of you might like to hear how I did my duty to the community by educating a young man.
On the morning in question, I was just slipping into my high heels when the doorbell rang. I wiggled my feet properly into them, then trotted along to answer.
Through the glass I could see it was Josh, my son's shy, nice-looking 18-year-old friend. I was expecting him. My boy was out, but Josh had left his new tablet in our house.
As usual Josh reddened when he saw me, and as usual he spoke to my cleavage. He was too shy to look me in the face, but I don't think it was just that. To be honest, I long ago gave up trying to hide my cleavage. There's simply too much of it. And so naturally, at his age...
I pulled the door wide and asked him in. I remember tugging my tight blouse down a little at the front to give him the full benefit. Not how I'd usually greet even my husband, but I'm rather fond of Josh.
'Thank you Mrs Canville,' he said, blushing even more.
I said, 'Call me Catherine, Josh. We do know each other, you know. Come into the sitting room and sit on the sofa while I fetch your tablet.'
As I walked ahead of him I could almost feel his eyes on my rear. Men tell me it's nearly as eye-catching as my front, and as it happened I had on a tight miniskirt.
With young Josh perched on the edge of the sofa I went tap-tap-tap in my heels to the kitchen for the tablet.
Knowing Josh, he probably didn't question why I was wearing heels, a miniskirt and a low-cut blouse around the house. Speaking of my blouse, there was no harm in undoing another button.
I sat down in the far corner of the sofa from Josh, with my legs stretched out elegantly in his general direction. This may have caused my skirt to ride up slightly. I put the tablet on the little table at my end of the sofa.
I said, 'I want a word, young man.'
Josh gulped. 'I'm sorry, Mrs Canville -- Catherine I mean -- I find it really, really hard not to. I know it's bad manners.'
I imagine this made me frown, though I guess I must have smiled too. 'Hard not to what, Josh?'
'Look at your -- you know.'
That would've made me chuckle. 'It's normal at your age, and I'm actually very proud of my big "you knows". It was something else I wanted to talk about.'
'Oh. OK,' said Josh. He looked relieved.
'I've been thinking of getting one of these tablets myself, so I was a little bit naughty and turned on yours. I thought, if there was anything you didn't want people to see you'd have a password.'
I can picture the poor boy now. The blood drained from his face.
I patted the sofa next to me and said, 'Don't worry. I just wanted to give you a little bit of advice. Come over here. Come.' He sidled over to me as near as he dared, and I slid sideways and closed the gap. 'You're not nervous, are you? Maybe you need a reassuring cuddle from an old lady.' I put a cosy arm round his shoulders. 'Yes, I did see what you'd been looking at, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. All teenage boys look at porn, and most men do too. Not to mention a lot of us girls these days. But I want to educate you about something.'
Josh looked confused, though this did not stop him from taking sidelong glances at my grand canyon.
'If you want to be a good lover, Josh, forget about what you see in porn. For instance, a girl would probably think having a boy dump his sperm on her face was a terrible waste of a nice hard cock when it should be in her pussy. It's only done in porn because they want to show the climax. Do you get what I mean?' And I gave his shoulders an encouraging squeeze.
'Yes, Catherine.' I could already see something trying to burst through the front of his trousers.
'Next time you're having sex, don't be afraid to ask her what she'd like to do.' I was fairly sure that Josh was a virgin, seeing how shy he was, but I wasn't going to distress the poor boy by saying so.
'Um, no, Catherine.' He was trying to hide his hard-on with his elbow.