First let me tell you that I am not young; in my estimation, I am not good looking; I am not a hot stud; and I am not a famous character in town.
Having told you these things, I must also tell you that I am one lucky guy when it comes to getting laid, blown, or finding a hook-up. This is what happened to me yesterday, January 9/08.
I went to Canadian Tire store to buy a portable blow-up mattress for summer camping; and since they were on sale, I just couldn't pass up this deal. When I found the department and the variety of mattresses, I discovered that they were all queen size mattresses but I wanted a single because it is easier to pack. As I was contemplating leaving, a salesperson came along.
"Can I help you, Sir" she asked.
I looked at her name tag to see that her name was Norma. She was about 42-45 years old, about 5 feet tall, good body, and good face but sadly I noticed a wedding ring.
"Yes, Norma. I'm looking for the single mattress but these are all queen size." I said.
Norma said, "We have singles up there on the top shelf. I'll go get a ladder so we can get one down."
"Don't bother, Norma. I can reach it if I stand on the bottom shelf."
"OK, but we're not supposed to do this. I'll brace you so you don't fall." she said.
I stood on the bottom shelf and rached way up over my head. She put her hand on my ass to brace me and said, "Pretty tight for an old guy. Nice ass."
I got the box down; and when I turned around to face her, she glanced back and forth to see if anyone was around then leaned in and kissed me.
"Thanks. You're a sweetheart," she said.
"Hey, your'e not bad yourself. Pretty cute, I'd say. But you're not very fair. You got to hold my ass but I didn't get to hold you anywhere." I said laughing.
"The day's not done yet, Honey." she said.
"Wow, you're something else! Do you think management would mind if we were to try this mattress out right here in the store?" I asked her jokingly.
"I'm pretty sure they would, but they couldn't say anything about trying it out somewhere else." she said to my surprise.
"I came into work at seven this morning and I'm done at two. Why don't you come back around then and we can get together. By the way, What's your name?"
"I'm Bruce, and I'm free. What do you have in mind?" I asked her.
"We can talk about it, but it won't be on this mattress, though. I get seasick when I bounce up and down." she joked. I thought this was pretty funny.
"Just climb on top, then. I can brace the movement." I shot back at her.
"H-m-m. On top. My favorite position." she said as she moved close enough to let her tits touch me. Thankfully, she checked to see if anyone was around again.