Cross-country commercial bus rides are seldom memorable, except for the pain in your butt and back. After the interest in looking at the moving scenery wears off, these trips mostly consist of long periods of boredom broken only by intervals of confusion over making transfers and anxiety about getting a seat on the next bus. But for me, this pattern was about to change in a very strange and pleasurable way. You do not (and I am not) have to be a believer in the paranormal to know that some strange things can never be explained.
I had been riding all day long and was currently westbound from Atlanta. The bus was perhaps a little more than half-full when we stopped in Birmingham, Alabama for a 40-minute rest stop to change drivers and transfer some passengers. I reboarded after having a smoke and took my right-hand window seat about five rows from the front hoping that the bus would remain only half-full so I could stretch out to sleep. The new passengers filed on board, when a woman who seemed to remind me of someone entered. All of the double seats already had at least one occupant, and as she surveyed the available seating, our eyes locked for a brief instant. She proceeded up the aisle carrying her purse and a thigh-length nylon windbreaker, stopped and asked if she could sit in the seat next to me. As I moved my bag, I ponderedβwhy had she chosen to sit with me? Was I less intimidatingβmaybe, but there were other seats occupied by only single females? Was I more attractive? Hardly, my full grey beard and slightly overweight frame camouflaged any attractiveness I might have had in my youth. At almost 60, I did present a fatherly figure.
While the interior ceiling lights were on, I surveyed her features. I could not associate her resemblance with any specific memory, but there was a vague air of familiarity. The woman was a brunette; her hair styled in a sort of pixie-cut. She was about five-and-a-half feet tall, dressed typically for a bus trip in jeans, sneakers, and a knit top. I guess her age as early to mid-40s, an assumption I based on the loss of firmness in her breasts (maybe a B cup) and buttocks; there was a slight belly bulge below the beltline testifying to pregnancies earlier in her life. The lights were turned off, and the bus returned to its route. For the first hour we chatted about our kids (she had three grown children, confirming some of my initial assumptions), horses (a common interest), and previous bus-ride experiences. The conversation dwindled and we settled down to nap as the bus droned on into the night.
In her sleep, she made the cutest little coos, gasps, and moans. I wondered if she was reliving a sexual experience. She slept fitfully, unable to get comfortable; in order to give her more comfort, I raised the armrest from between us allowing her to lean against my side. I fell asleep. Inspired by her closeness and the sounds she made,
I fantasized graphically in my dreams about feeling her right breast, slipping my hand under her bra to fondle a stiffening nipple.