I was relaxing on our patio and feeling much better when Dave arrived. It was nice to see him again after my embarrassing bedridden moment last week. My wife Ellicia answered the door and walked with him to our back yard.
Dave smiled and took a chair as I said, "Thanks again for visiting me last week when I couldn't get out of bed. And thanks for taking Ellicia to the concert. She said it was quite special and more than she'd expected."
Ellicia brought us coffee, and Dave smiled at her, "Yes, I'd say we both had a wonderful time, and I think Ellicia was hoping for more encores."
I smiled, "Next time, I hope to go with you."
Dave nodded, "I think you'd enjoy it as much as we did."
My wife smiled and patted Dave on the shoulder, "I'd be happy to go to concerts like that whenever you ask."
She left while Dave and I talked and enjoyed our coffee. Then he said, "Well, I learned two things this week, thanks to you."
I was puzzled, "Really, me? What in the world did you learn?"
Dave said, "You remember when you needed to pee, and Ellicia had to help you?"
"Yes," I said. "Sorry about that. I hope that wasn't inappropriate, but I was glad you had come and I didn't want you to leave yet."
Dave said, "Oh, that was fine. In fact, that's when I learned the two things."
"Oh," I replied. "Are you going to tell me what they are?"
Dave was cautious about what he was about to say, almost hesitant. "Well, it's just that I'd never seen a penis as small as yours, and I wondered if you and Ellicia didn't have children because you could not get her pregnant." He halted, then added, "You know, just not enough there to inseminate her."
I was very surprised to hear Dave say that, but for some reason I wasn't offended. I replied, "Well, I was in a weakened state at that moment, so perhaps that wasn't the best time to judge things."
"Right," Dave said, "But I have another friend who did have that problem, and his wife could only get pregnant when they used an alternative, a surrogate."
I had wondered about what Dave said. We were childless, and maybe I did have a size problem. But I don't think getting pregnant works quite that way.
Dave said, "It's not uncommon for a husband to have an inadequate penis and to agree to let the wife explore larger ones. Sometimes for the purpose if insemination. Nothing threatening to marriage, just as a practical solution to curiosity or for impregnation. It's not anything to worry about. But I've always admired husbands who were confident enough to let their wives have that experience. The couple must be very loving and caring, I suppose."
My mind was spinning.
Dave added, "I'm guessing that even erect your penis couldn't be very large, am I right?"
Should I answer such a question? I hesitated but found myself wanting to talk about this more. "Well, I've never measured it, if that's what you mean. I suppose it's average."
"Well, enough about that," Dave said. "Sorry I brought it up, but I have always wondered why you and Ellicia did not have children, and I thought maybe that was a problem."
I shook my head, "I don't think so."
"Have you ever talked with Ellicia about this?" Dave asked.
"Heaven's no," I said. But as I spoke I felt my dickie move and felt tell-tale wetness down there. I wanted to change the subject, so I asked, "And what was the second thing you learned?"
Dave looked around, then leaned over closer to me, "I learned that if I were confined to bed and had to pee, a urinal like that would never work for me."
I said, "Oh sure, you'd get used to it."
"No," Dave said, "It's not that."
"Then what would be the problem?" I asked him.
"Do you still have one here?" Dave asked me.
"Yes, there's one on the kitchen counter," as I pointed to the patio door.
Dave ran into the kitchen and returned with it in his hand. He pointed to the opening and said, "It just wouldn't fit."
I didn't understand. "What do you mean you wouldn't fit?" Dave turned his back to the house to hide himself from the possibility of my wife watching us, and then he unzipped his trousers. He fished around inside his pants and drew out the biggest fattest dick I ever saw or could imagine. He pressed it to the urinal opening, and sure enough his dick was too wide.
Holding his cock in one hand, Dave looked at me and said, "See, I'd be in big trouble."
I wasn't sure what to say. Dave wasn't quick to put his cock away. He held it there for me to see, and I think I saw it growing larger as he let me look at it. Finally, I said, "Maybe they come in different sizes?"
Dave laughed and tucked his dick back into his pants. "That would be good," he said, "because otherwise I'd just have to target shoot."
Just then, Ellicia came back to the patio. Dave complimented her on her looks and attire, and I felt my dick get hard. As she relaxed in a lounge chair, and I whispered to Dave so she couldn't hear me, "How did your friends find a surrogate to inseminate the wife?"
Dave smiled, "I did it for them."
I'd known Dave for a while, but never suspected that he had this talent and experience. When he left, Ellicia stood up to give him a goodbye hug. His hand fell down her back and rested on her buttock. I thought about his enormous cock and I felt my little beebop throb. Right then I knew I would have to change my underwear.
Later, Ellicia asked me what we had talked about. She noted, "Your face looked a little red and you seemed kind of excited or something."