Let me tell you how messed up my friends are. They would rather hang around and play dumb video games and dream about getting pussy. Me I get all the snatch I can handle and then some. See I don't waste my time fiddling with controllers or my cock for that matter. I found the greatest source of pussy out there. Not only has my new hobby put me in a position to meet plenty of ladies but the ones that are involved in my activity all seem to be begging to get laid.
I probably get laid at least once a day, and on a good one up to three times. How you ask can a regular 19 year old kid get so much damned pussy? Heck I am not even that good looking either. I am not a mutt but I am far from being a Brad Pitt! I will tell you how I manage. Playing the card game bridge is how. Oh I can hear the nay Sayers now; there is no way playing bridge gets you laid. Well you would be wrong.
It all started last year when I was 18. I was doing everything a regular eighteen year old does, driving around trying to get laid, playing video games, shopping, and just plain hanging around. One afternoon my mother was having her weekly bridge game and Martha one of the regulars in my mom's league got sick and couldn't make it so I was asked to be a stand in.
At first I was like "NO WAY!" and thought it would be the lamest thing to do on the planet. But my mom asked me to give it a try and if I did fill in she would buy pizza for supper and let me have a six pack! Beer and pizza for the night, I was in! The ladies were gentle with me, teaching me the intricacies of the game and soon I was becoming quite good and without even realizing it at first I started enjoying it. I was laughing with the girls, chatting up a storm while we played our cards and on occasion I flirted with some of them. Nothing blatant just some light banter.
At the end of the day I had come in third in total points and later that night while me and mom were eating pizza she asked me if I had fun and if I would like to do it again. She told me the ladies really enjoyed me being there and thought it cute a young man would flirt with them. I guess my mom was told by a couple of them secretly that it really made them feel good. I told her I would love to play, that I really did have a good time, I also found her friends very funny. For a bunch of old bats you would think they wouldn't have that great a sense of humor but these women did, and talk about raunchy. They told jokes I would have expected from my old man, not ladies from fifty to eighty.
Well it was the day of the next game and I was eager to see if I had improved or not. It was being held at Liz's house, she was 63 year old lady, very pretty with the biggest rack I have ever seen. She kept herself in pretty good shape. I would find out later she ran three miles every morning. Every one said their hellos and soon we all took a seat at different tables. There were four in all; rules were if you won you stayed if you lost you changed tables. I drew the hostess as my partner first.
We smoked the first team quickly and Liz was smiling at my performance. I was doing pretty well for a guy who had only learned the game. When the other team got up from the table we stayed and chatted. She told me it was nice to see such a young man interested in playing such and old game. I told her that my mom did have to bribe me the first time but since I had so much fun, I was there on my own accord this time. We chatted a bit more and she told some dirty jokes which made me laugh and feel a bit uncomfortable. I was also having a hard time concentrating to keep my stares away from her ample bosom. The shirt she chose to wear that day had a low v-cut and her cleavage was endless. I had an erection the entire first game. And when she would laugh her hefty melons would respond by jiggling obscenely.
