Part one, Friday evening, the rehearsal diner
When Cousin Charles called and asked me to be in his wedding party, I was shocked! I have no idea why he why he asked me. We may as well have come from two different worlds.
He was born into wealth, power and prestige, with a silver spoon in his mouth.
I was born in the ghetto with a rusty shaft stuck up my ass! Needless to say, Cousin Charles and I had little to nothing in common and we rarely saw each other.
I've never been in a wedding party before, so I was looking forward to being in this one. This was going to be a new experience for me. Beside that," I heard brides' maids were easy." I though to myself maybe, I'll get lucky, and get laid.
I've never met the woman that I was going to be paired up with for the wedding. All I knew about her was that her name is Victoria; she's the bride's older cousin, she's in her mid thirties. She lives in New York, City, and she's some kind of big shot CEO whatever that is, for some Wall Street bank and investment company.
That makes her a good fifteen years older then I am. I figured, because Victoria's so much older then I am, she's probably fat, ugly, and has gray hair.
Then I smelled the rat, that's why Cousin Charles asked me to be in his wedding party! Because, no one else wanted to be paired up with this old broad, Victoria!
The wedding rehearsal was boring, and Victoria couldn't make it to the church. I was anguish to meet her. I kept hoping that I'd get alone with this old, fat, broad, with gray hair!
Like a typical truck driver. I turned the wrong way out of the church parking lot! Needless; to say I was late getting to the hotel, for the rehearsal dinner.
I found a place to park in the far corner of the hotel parking garage. I parked next to a new silver gray Mercedes convertible with New York marker plates on it.
I was so late! I didn't bother to bring in my tux and over night bag. I figured I'd check in after dinner.
I rushed into the hotel lobby. Looked around saw the restrant and went in. I saw my, white haired, proper, fussy, Aunt Bea, talking with some other older white haired woman.
Aunt Bea saw me and waved me over to her. She introduced me to Margent, the Mother of the bride. The two of them took me around introducing me to everyone. I saw this tall attractive blond woman that, "looked a lot like, Sharon Stone, the movie actress" standing in the far corner of the restrant talking on her cell phone.
Aunt Bea and Margent led me over to her. Margent looked at her, sighed and said," Victory, Please get off the phone, for a minute there's someone here that you need to meet."
Victoria nodded and said into the phone, "Please hold Kelly, there's a young hunk, standing in front of me with my Aunt Margent and my future Aunt Bea."
Margent said, "CV I want you to meet my very rude niece Victoria!" Victoria looked at me and sighed as she said." Aunt Margent I'm sorry, but I have this important client that Kelly and I are trying to get taken care of."
"Victoria this is CV he's going to be your escort for the wedding. CV I want you to meet my rude niece Victoria! "Margret huffed as she said." CV she's really not rude. She just never stops working."
Margent, said to Aunt Bea, "they do make a handsome couple, don't they Bea?" Yes they do make a rather striking couple Margent, they look like they were made for each other, don't they? That's why I paired them up Margent, because they look so good together." said my Aunt Bea.
Victoria nodded as she said," It's nice to meet you Steven. I'm sorry, give me a minute and I'll be right with you."
I looked Victoria up and down. My God I thought to myself! "This woman is a living, breathing wet dream."
There was no two ways about it she's beautiful, and she's got a great shape, for an older woman or for a woman of any age for that matter. She was dressed professionally in a black women business suit that was tailored perfectly. Her clothes highlighted her body, rather then flaunted it.
I didn't realize it, but I was starting to get a hard-on just by looking at this older blonde Goddess.
I was dressed casually in a pair of gray slacks with a new black jersey that had a white horse standing up on his hind legs embroidered on it. But I made the mistake of wearing an old pair of stretched out jockey shorts that fit loosely around my thighs.
That was a mistake, because my one eyed monster, doesn't like being confined, in my under wear. The monster had managed to slip out the lose leg band of my under shorts, and was dangling freely down the leg of my pants.
Victoria, went back to her phone call, I heard her say, "Oh My God, Yes Kelly, he's a real rugged sexy looking, young stud. He's at about six two, and he must weight at least two hundred and twenty pounds of solid muscle. He has dark brown hair with piercing brown eyes.
Kelly, if he leered at you with those eyes you'd get wet. The way this hunk is looking me, is making my nips hard and he's causing me to seep vaginal secretions into my shield."
What the hell is she talking about I wonder! Then it hit me! She's saying her nipples are getting hard and her pussy is getting wet. I turned a little red and chuckled.
Victoria looked me up and down, raised her eye brows and smiled as she said into her phone," Kelly you're a dirty little slut!" Vicky paused for a moment nodded her head and said," What I do with this young stud is none of your business."
Vicky looked at me and winked, as she said into the phone loud enough for me to hear," Kelly, are you envious or jealous, of me?"
I was getting excited by listening to their conversation. What I didn't realize was my one eyed monster, was also getting excited.
Victoria kept talking and said," Kelly, he really does fill out the front of his pants."
Margret looked at Victoria and said in a stern voice, "Victoria, stop talking like that. You sound like a street corner hussy! Your Mother would roll over in her grave if she heard you talking that way!"
Aunt Bea was shaking her head as she said," CV, I'm sure you two will get along just fine, pay her no mind, that harlot is just teasing you!" As the two white haired old biddies walked away, Victoria and I stood there giggling.
Victoria gave me a devilish grin, and said." Kelly wants to know, how big your dick is." I turned a bright red as Victoria said to Kelly," You're making him blush, and I bet you're playing with yourself, aren't you?"
I was blushing, but I was also enjoying all this flattery. I've always known that some women find me kind of attractive and sexy. I'm no movie star in the looks department, but I'm not chopped meat either.
My three best attributes are my muscular body, I'm no porn star but my one eyed monster is slightly larger then normal. What some woman; really like about me is, I'm one of those affectionate, friendly, feely touchy guys.
My body I get from working out with weights, walking, and riding a bicycle on a regular basis. My man meat is just a gift from Mother Nature and being affectionate and friendly is just the way I am.
My slightly over sized one eyed monster gives me a lot of pleasure, and at times, has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
Victoria gave me a devilish grin and said," Kelly, He's either hung; like a horse, or he's got a very large banana in his pants pocket!" then she said," Good Night Kelly that's enough for now, I will talk to you later, good bye.
I looked down at my cock, and it was sticking straight out; making a huge tent in the front of my pants. I groaned and turned a bright red.
"This was one of those times when my one eyed monster was causing me a great deal of embarrassment!"
I thought for a moment and mumbled," I'm sorry Vicky; I was afraid that you were going to be some old, fat, broad, with gray hair. Instead you're a beautiful mature sexy woman!"
Victoria looked surprised as she said, "Steven, nobody ever calls me Vicky, but I'll take being called a beautiful mature sexy woman as a compliment."
I muttered," I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you! I just figured Vicky was your nick name, like my nick name isn't Steven, its Carl, but everybody in the family calls me CV! And well, you're a very Beautiful, Sexy Woman."
Victoria was blushing a little as she said, "Its okay CV, I'm just not used to being talked to like this! I'm really flattered that a young man like you finds me so attractive! Most men and women I come in contact with are intimidated by me, or want something from me. But you're not intimidated by me at all." Vicky was grinning like a Cheshire cat, as continued to say," I think I already know what you want from me, Lover Boy."
I laughed, because she read my mind, and I asked," Why are people intimidated by you?"
Vicky answered, "Because of my position in the financial community."
I didn't understand her, so I said, "Oh, okay Vicky."
Vicky grinned and said," Well CV; do you want to have some fun this weekend, with this old mature, gray haired broad?"
I remembered, she liked the comment about being beautiful and sexy, so I gave her an evil grin, raised my eye brows, and said;" You're one Hot Sexy Looking Old Broad."
She turned a little red and looped her arm through mine, and said, "CV your arm is so hard, let's go join the rest of the wedding party."
I felt brave and whispered in her ear, "Oh Yeah, you got something else on me hard too!" She looked at me blushed and chuckled as she said, "Oh God, you're a naughty boy! CV I think we're going to have some fun together this weekend."
Being the nosy horny guy that I am, I just had to ask, "Who's that Kelly chick? She sounds like she's a real fun person." I wanted to say, she sound like a real hot chick, and ask for her phone number, but I had enough sense not to.
