Pat, my 75-year-old neighbour, has featured in a number of my dreams. Many, though not all, have been of a sexual nature. Some have been memorably wet. My most recent dream featuring the randy wrinkly was just bizarre.
I was outside the bungalow of Hannah, Pat's widow friend with whom we shared a regular Monday three-way fuck session. A large crowd, many of whom were undertakers, had gathered. The undertakers had faces like donkeys and were laughing and pointing at me. I was naked and unable to follow my instinct to flee. Through the bungalow window, I could see Pat and Hannah locked in the 69 position. They were dead. I was relieved to wake up.
The following day, a Saturday, I had the opportunity to tell Pat about my dream, or part of it.
Her husband, Jock, was away for the day and my wife was some 200 miles away, staying with her mother who had broken her arm.
Pat, who knew I would be on my own for at least a couple of weeks, had knocked on my door and invited me round for coffee. Pat, rarely a woman to mince her words had put it more crudely.
"Do you fancy coming round for a coffee and a fuck?" had been her exact words.
"Change the order to a fuck followed by a coffee and you've got a deal." I told her. She smiled.
Five minutes later I was whispering into Pat's ear about dreaming that she and Hannah had been enjoying a 69. I omitted all other details of the dream.
When told of her and Hannah's 69 Pat coloured slightly and seemed a little flustered. It appeared that I had inadvertently stumbled on a little secret. She denied it when I put it to her that she and Hannah had been lezzing it up but her protestations were unconvincing. Whatever, just thinking about it put my already rampant libido into seventh heaven overdrive.
Pat might have been coy about any possible intimacy with Hannah but she reacted swiftly and positively to my suggestion of a 69.
"Upstairs," she hissed.
"I'm going to climb on top and fuck your face so hard. I'm going to grind my cunt into your face until I cum. And I'm going to suck myself a mouthful of spunk."
As soon as we were in the bedroom, Pat pushed me back on to the bed and, after stripping below the waist, wrapped her thighs round my face.
The headboard banged noisily against the wall as Pat, who seemed determined to maintain an upright upper body position, thrust her sex vigorously against my mouth. Her actions were accompanied by panting and whimpering. Sexually noisy women are a huge turn-on for me and my cock was straining so hard inside my trousers I was experiencing a fair degree of pain. The panting grew faster and whimpering gave way to screaming. Pat grabbed the back of my head and pushed down hard for the last time, holding the position with a fixed determination. Her whole body went rigid before going into a series of pronounced spasms. She repeatedly shouted the word "fuck".
As soon as the most intense of Pat's passion had subsided, I loosened and removed my trousers. We assumed the 69 position, Pat on top.
We were both breathing heavily and Pat started with some gentle sucking, her loose mouth causing minimal friction as she moved slowly up and down the length of my shaft. I, too, was attempting to show my soft and mellow side and blew gently onto her pussy before placing my lips on the tip of her clit.
The force of Pat's earlier orgasm had been so fierce I had assumed she would take a while before reaching another climax. I was wrong. The tip of my flickering tongue was soon working its magic on Pat's clit. As she approached her second climax, Pat bit down hard on my cock with her gummy mouth. I was so turned on I hardly noticed any pain or discomfort.
Pat lifted her head and through panting breaths, spoke.
" Fuck me sweet Jesus. That was a really hard cum. Do you want to spunk off in my mouth?"
With a wet pussy pressing hard into my face, I couldn't respond but I guess Pat already knew the answer.
Sensing Pat was starting to relax, I rolled over so she was on her back before moving up the bed and straddling her face.
"Get ready for some deep throat action." I told her.
Pat made no objection and opened her mouth.
After guiding myself in, I grabbed Pat's upper arms and gripped them firmly. I pushed myself in as far as I possibly could and proceeded to thrust hard and fast. Pat did little other than close her mouth sufficiently to cause a degree of friction.
Pat was gagging and choking and the bedsprings were squeaking and groaning. I was pushing ever harder and faster, the tip of my cock brushing the roof of her mouth and the top of her throat. The temperature in the bedroom was several degrees higher than I was used to and sweat was forming on my brow and upper body. My lower back was starting to feel the strain. Pat was making strange gurgling noises so I decided it was time for release.
Pat retched as the first ejaculation washed down the back of her gullet. The second spurt splashed around her mouth as I started to withdraw and a third emission spurted onto her lips. I was still in the throes of orgasm when I contrived to make the slightly awkward movement down the bed ready for a fuck. I managed penetration just before the last dribble and twitch.
With Pat's right leg stretched out straight, I bent he left leg so her thigh pressed against her body. After pushing all the way in I used the middle and index fingers of my left hand to frig away at Pat's clit which had noticeably swollen. Pat moaned in appreciation before crying out just one word.
