All sex-having individuals are over the age of eighteen.
I had just finished a couple of slices of pizza and was on my way back to my truck when I saw the couple walk out of the hotel. Nothing remarkable about him except that he was wearing a sport coat in a Southern college town in August and that doesn't happen often. Way too damn hot.
But the girl -- oh, man, did I ever stand up straight and take notice! Mid-20s, a cloud of auburn hair, wearing a green skin-tight knit dress that came down just above mid-thigh and clung to every curve. She was tall and thin and looked just as out of place as he did, but I can guarantee that nobody was going to complain.
I drove my Silverado down from the parking deck to the surface lot and saw them on the other side of the lot, standing and shouting at each other. She raised a gorgeous leg behind her and took off her 3-inch stiletto sandal, repeated the action with her other leg and then waved her shoes in her man's face.
I pulled beside them and lowered the passenger window. "Y'all need any help?"
Her boyfriend (or whatever he was) just glared. "None of your business, man!"
His date didn't hold the same view. "Hey, how far is it to Cafe Starlight from here?"
"It's about three blocks that way," I said, pointing past them down Church Street.
She turned back to her man, who was now visibly cringing as she shook her shoes in his face again. "See?! You expect me to walk that far in these, you asshole? I told you it was too damn far!"
"Hey, happy to give you guys a lift. I'm going right past there."
Doughy Boy looked daggers at me again. "No thanks, sir!" I'm sure the "sir" was supposed to be a cutting remark on my advanced age, but it didn't bother me a bit.
His date had a different opinion. "Well, I appreciate a real gentleman! Sure, I'll take the lift." She opened the door and got in, over the protests of her date. She quickly locked the door and raised the window, shutting off his complaints.
I hadn't moved and she looked over at me confused. "Well, are we going?"
"Buckle up, sweetheart." She snorted, then smiled and did so. I took the opportunity to look at her more closely and I liked what I saw, from her big hair to her sultry dark eyes to the way the fading sunlight glinted off the diamond on the side of her nose. Gorgeous and a little exotic.
As we waited for the light to change at the exit, she looked at me again. "You know, I didn't really want to go to this stupid party with his stupid college friends. Where do you go around here for fun?"
I looked her up and down again. "Well, I was on my way to my favorite bar. Live music, maybe a little dancing. You might be a little overdressed, though."
"Is that a problem?"
"Oh, hell, no. We're a pretty relaxed bunch. You'll likely get some stares, and maybe some glares from some jealous women, but nobody's going to bother you unless you want them to."
"I might just want to be bothered tonight."
"Well let's go find some trouble then!"
We drove a handful of miles out of town before turning into the parking lot of my favorite roadside juke joint, Dobson's Choice. It had been a convenience store for a few decades, abandoned for another, and finally turned into a comfortable place to have a beer, listen to some live music and catch up on the local gossip.
My Silverado joined the various Outbacks, Teslas, Priuses (Prii?), F-150s and a couple of softail Harleys. We're an eclectic bunch. I got out and walked around to hand my new friend out, realizing I still didn't know her name.
"I'm Barry, hon. What's your name?"
"Catheri -- Cathy. Thanks for the rescue, Barry!"
It was a little early, so it wasn't too crowded yet. I knew there was a collection of local musicians on the schedule that hadn't quite come up with a band name yet and I saw a couple of them holding forth at a table near the stage.
I walked Cathy over to the bar where we found two stools together. "Hey, Peggy!"
"Bear! Figured I'd see you in tonight! Who's your friend?" She turned to Cathy. "Hi, sweetie -- are you a friend of Julie's?"
Cathy looked confused. "Julie?" She turned back to me and mouthed, "who's Julie?"
"My daughter. She's at Maryland playing lacrosse. No, Peggy, Cathy's a rescue." I winked at her and got a grin in return.
Peggy laughed at that. "Of course she is. Watch him, sugar. He's got a big heart but that's not the only thing." I think I may have blushed. "What can I get y'all?"
"Give me my usual please. What are you drinking, Cathy?"
She looked at the scant selection on the back bar and hesitated. "Any chance you've got a Michelob Ultra?" Peggy nodded and produced a cold one from the cooler under the bar.
We sipped our beers and turned around to watch as the band picked up their instruments. If you wanted more mainstream or indie rock, there were other clubs in town that would be better. We went more for Americana and bluegrass and I guess what you'd call alt-country. But mostly we liked music.
As the band started, Cathy leaned into me. "I don't think this is what I was expecting."
"How's that?"
"I guess I thought you were taking me to a biker bar or something. This is... much more laid back. Relaxing. Fun!"
I looked around at the crowd -- everything from 2 year olds crawling around on the floor to folks in their 70s and maybe even 80s. "Honey, I'd venture to guess that there are at least a half dozen PhDs and twice that many master's degrees in here. We're the ones that decided we didn't want to leave after we got our degrees."
"So what do you do?"
"IT. Management now, but I stay pretty technical."
She looked me up and down again, taking in the flannel shirt, hiking shoes, the heavy ink on my arms, the beard. "You don't look like a nerd, Bear."
"Honey, we don't wear pocket protectors anymore because nobody uses a pen. Haven't you heard that the geeks have inherited the Earth?"
That got a laugh from her, and she snuggled up next to me, leaning her shoulder into my side. I put an arm around her, deciding that being a couple of decades older than her didn't matter at all to me.
A fiddle player joined the group on the low stage and Cathy clapped. "Let's dance!" She slipped her shoes off again and pulled me out onto the floor. I can manage a two-step pretty well, and she picked it up quickly as we blended in with the other couples.
We stayed out for another couple of songs before going back to reclaim our beers. "That was fun!"
"It was! Want another beer?"
A finger traced a design on my bicep. "Maybe. Or something. Where do you live, Barry?"
I gave her a grin that I hoped was charming. "About five minutes from here. Happy to show you."
###
We pulled up the long drive to the old farmhouse that my late wife and I had renovated a few years previously. I was proud of the work we'd done, especially the interior. The tires crunched across the gravel, and I pulled in next to the house, in front of the barn door of the garage where I kept my motorcycle and lawn tractor.
"Hold tight, Cathy." I got out and went around to her side of the truck, not relishing the thought of her twisting an ankle walking across the gravel in those heels. I opened her door and scooped her up and carried her around the truck and up the steps to the deep front porch.
"What a gentleman!" She planted a solid kiss on my cheek. I set her down and opened the front door to the house and killed the alarm, while the beagle pup that I'd adopted a couple of months before shot out to slobber all over Cathy's ankles.
"Bono! Behave!" I picked him up and tucked him under my arm and held the door open for my new friend.
"He's so cute! But Bono?"
"Some asshole left him and his sibs on the side of the highway. I found homes for the rest, but this little guy kept howling in a way that made me think of U2, so I decided to keep him. Come on, pup, let's put you out in the run. Have a seat, Cathy."
I carried him through the kitchen and deposited him outside in his run, making sure he had plenty of water. "Can I get you another beer?" I heard a "yes please" coming from the front room.
"This place is beautiful, Bear! Did you do this yourself?"
"My, uh, wife and I did most of the work and designed the rest."
Cathy looked at me over the rim of her pint glass. "Wife?"
"She passed away a couple of years ago. Drunk driver. You couldn't have known but I was drinking NA beer at the bar. Peggy's a good friend and she looks after me. I don't take chances -- I never want to put someone else through what my daughter and I went through."
"Jeezus, Barry, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to bring up something so painful."
I sat down on the other end of the sofa. "Oh, no sweat, Cathy. I never mind being reminded of her, but I also know I've got to keep living, you know?" I patted my thigh. "Give me your feet."
She looked at me like I had two heads. "Whu-?"
"You've been dancing and walking around in heels. Put your feet in my lap."