Morning, shining sunrays penetrates the window, they seem to smile at me. I happily think about the fact that I'll spend another happy day with Barry, I'm running to the kitchen...
"Good morning, Barry!!!"
I said loud, but he's not in the kitchen. Then I went around the whole house and called him, and he's not in the bathroom, and he's not in his room either... it's strange... when he goes somewhere, he always leaves me a note where it says where he went and when he'll come back, but today there's no note anywhere... did something really happen to him??? Someone broke into the house and kidnapped him!!! Oh no!!! I call him, but the phone is off. Then I call his manager.
- "Good morning, Mr.... manager. I'm Mayme, Barry Clayton's good friend. Tell me please, is he with you?"
- "Good morning, Miss... he is not here."
- "And where is he?"
- "I do not know."
- "Thank you. Goodbye."
- "Goodbye."
AAAAAAAH!!!!! Where's my Barry???!! I ran out with tears of despair out of the house, I'm running in thought... maybe I should just wait for him to come back? No! I can't!! Or should I call the police? No! I can't let everyone know that Barry Clayton disappeared somewhere, and I promised him that no one would know that he is my lodger. I have an idea! He has a fan club! He comes there once a month. Maybe he's there today? And then I headed straight to his fan club. I went in there, and there's a crowd, around a lot of Barry's photos on the walls, discs, icons, mugs, flags and other merches. And away at the table are two young girls in top hats and T-shirts with the words "I love Barry Clayton". And I started a conversation with one of these girls:
- "Good morning! Tell me please, where's Barry... Barry Clayton???"
- "He's here, solving the cases of the fan club."
- "I want to make sure of that! What room is he in?"
- "We ourselves don't know..."
- "I want to see him..." *cries*
- "Calm down... Why are you so?"
- "I... I'm his... fan!"
- "We're his fans too! Even more! We're members of his fan club! Do you want to join?"
- "No! I just want to see him again!"
- "Again?"
- "Oh! Well... ah! I was at his concert!" *lies*
- "That's suspiciously..." *with a half-whisper*
- "What?"
- "Never mind... take it." *gives me the disc*
- "Acoustic Clayton? I need real Clayton! When is he coming? I miss him... in sense of... I miss his concerts! And I want to get his autograph!"
- "That's too suspicious..." *with a half-whisper*
- "?"
- "We miss him too... he's so unattainable..."
Ha-ha, unattainable... he lives in the same house as me! If she knew he's my lodger, I could get hurt... and this girl continued the conversation:
- "We don't even know if he's married... although, what's the difference? He's old anyway..."
- "Don't you like old men?"
- "Oh... they're senile, wrinkled, smell like... never mind... yuck..."
WHAAAT??? Male old age is so sexy, and therein lies the tastiness!!! And I continued the conversation:
- "You speak rudely of men in old age! On the contrary, this age is... delicious... OH!"
- "Are you a gerontophile?"
- "AAAH???"
- "I guessed it! Ah! Here comes Barry!!!"
Me and Barry exchanged sparkling looks and smiles. This girl continues our conversation again:
- "It seems that there's something between you both..."
- "No! I... just... rejoice in him..."
- "And why does he look at you like that?"
- "Aaaaaah..." *began to worry*
Barry heard our conversation and decided to help me, he came up to me and told these two girls:
"Oh, you ruined the whole surprise... Well, allright, I'll tell you... we'll record a new, collaborative album! And we're just employees!" *winks at me*
We left the fan club, hid behind the wall, I hugged him tightly.
- "Barry, I'm so glad you're okay!!! I was so worried about you... why didn't you leave me a note?"
- "When I woke up, I got a call from a fan club asking me to come straight away, because I was in such a hurry, I even forgot to leave a note. Forgive me."
- "It's all right... but next time, don't forget!"
- "I promise, sweetie..."
I'm kissing him passionately, rubbing myself about his penis and whispering in his ear:
"Barry... I miss your voice, your blue eyes, your lips and your... um... huge penis... *licks his ear* I... I want you so much..."
We're back home. Barry sat down at the piano, and I'm burning with desire to have sex with him. I can't focus on anything... Barry affects me like a powerful aphrodisiac...
- "Mayme, I need to talk to you"
- "Yes, Barry... I'm listening to you..."
I bowed my head in the side, lifted my buttocks, bent my leg and looked at him with a flirting look. Now he's not very focused.
- "Umm... Mayme, I... um... I need..." *looks at me*
- "Yes?"