My name is Joan and I just had twin boys unexpectedly at the age of 48. My husband Brett and I were high school sweethearts and have been married for 25 years. The past few years we've rarely had sex so this was a huge shock.
We now have four kids in total and our house is chaotic. I kind of miss the days where my hubby would take me in a public bathroom of a bar and have his way with me.
In college, I was kind of a slut before we met and involved in some group action with two or three guys at the same time. Those days are long behind me now and I've been living the family life, which has its moments. With my maternity leave coming to an end it was finally time to get back to work.
My first day back at the investment firm I definitely received some stares by the men in the office. I had gained some weight in my ass so my skirts would ride up higher than usual and cling to my round rump. Obviously my cup size grew as well, but it went from a D which was already decent to a 42F! So yes, needless to say I felt a little uncomfortable in my new body.
I'm 5'6" in heels and dye my hair red, but there are still some white hairs that sneak through my bangs. I have big hair that slightly curls out on my shoulders. My double chin is noticeable when I smile. I normally wear a light pink eyeshadow with blush and bright red lipstick. Although I had gained 30 lbs, strange men still tried groping me on my subway commute.
Because it's been three months since I've been back to work, I got mixed up as to where the women's bathroom was. On my break I went into the men's room by accident, but didn't realize it until I heard a couple of my male colleagues Ted and Brad conversing. I had to lift my legs so they wouldn't see my black heels under the stall.
While pissing Ted asked Brad, "So how many times have you jerked it to Joan's huge jugs?"
Brad responded in mid stream, "Haha holy shit they are huge. Not gonna lie man, during my lunch break I'll be in one of these stalls picturing my cock just plowing those fun bags!"
I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Those guys were jerking off to my tits at work! Like they couldn't wait until they got home. I never realized how dirty men were and was shocked they liked my saggy boobs. When they finished their disgusting talk and pissing, I quickly snuck out of the bathroom.
I was very self conscious now. The maroon sweater I wore that day was tight and did enhance my shapely low hanging breasts. My grey skirt outlined my protruding butt. I had on black pantyhose which did have a run on the thigh since I stretched everything out I wore now.
Throughout the day, anytime a man passed by me I looked down to see if they just walked around with hard-ons all day. Their eyes would always subtly travel down to my large breasts and then they'd turnaround to check out my plump backside. I have to admit I did have a nice wiggle even if it was a turnoff for my husband. Although the attention I received was filthy, I kind of enjoyed it.
The next day I decided to embrace my new curvy body and didn't care what anyone else thought or said. I wore a white blouse with the top four buttons undone, which gave the men a nice view of my pale cleavage. It barely tucked into my purple skirt because of my muffin-top. The skirt had a slit on the left side of my thigh that went up fairly high showing the darker top of my pantyhose. The outfit was held together by a skinny black belt.
I was running ten minutes late after getting myself all done up in the morning. While noticing the time on the clock, I stormed into the 8am meeting we have everyday and squeezed myself into a chair between Ted and Brad. They both strained their necks trying to scan my voluptuous body quickly.
I crossed my plump legs and noticed Carl across the room. He pretended to drop his pen and quickly ducked under the conference table to check out the viewing I involuntarily provided him.
My thick thighs and bum poured over the sides of the chair I was nestled in. I tried pulling my skirt lower, but my belt prevented that from happening. Carl jumped back in his chair and he saw me glaring at him.
He just smiled and winked at me so I sent him a text that read, "See anything good down there?"
He glanced at his phone and quickly typed, "Nice heels.", with a drooling face emoji.
We caught each other's eye again. I just shook my head, with my arms crossed, and my mouth opened in a shocked flirty way.
The office shenanigans didn't stop there. Brad snuck a glimps down my blouse and passed me a note asking, "How much for 10 minutes?" Implying I looked like a prostitute today. I punched his left thigh which part of my right 10-inch ass cheek was resting on.
After the meeting was over, I noticed the only two other girls in the office whispering to one another as we were walking out. I caught up to them to see what was so funny.
They greeted me in a condescending tone, "Hey Joan!"
I inquired with curiosity, "So ladies what was so hilarious in the meeting? I saw a note being passed around."
They put the note in my hand and said, "Enjoy!", as they hurried away back to their cubes laughing.
I opened the note and it was a cartoon someone had sketched. The character was me in ski gear with overly exaggerated tits and ass giving Brad and Ted hand-jobs. The caption was "I love skiing!" Their cocks were clearly metaphors for ski poles.
My day continued to get weirder. It was almost closing time so I was quickly replying to my remaining emails while I was out on leave. While I was in my cube answering a last minute call for my boss Roger, I had overheard another conversation between Bernie and Carl.
Bernie said to Carl, "So Roger said they use to bang before she got pregnant. Maybe he gave her the twins haha!"
Carl replied in disbelief at first, "No way dude! Is she the cliche slutty secretary?
Bernie ranted, "I hope she is! I almost blew my load when she bent over today. She has all these rips in her nylons and I caught a view of that massive mom bra she's been rockin'.