It was with more than just a small measure of reluctance and trepidation that I, at long last, capitulated and allowed Laura, my girlfriend of many months, to cajole me into meeting her parents. Our long-term relationship had recently taken a serious turn, as we began living together in a small one-bedroom apartment, and had even, on occasion, spoken of the possibility of marriage. To that event, a meeting with her immediate family was, indeed, long overdue and I steeled myself to the inevitability of the dubiously "momentous" occasion.
That occasion was Thanksgiving dinner, in which Laura's mother insisted that Laura attend and bring me along to meet the family.
I suppose my initial reticence was primarily due to the fact that everyone in Laura's family seemed to be a card-carrying member of the successful, upper-middle-class establishment. By stark contrast, I was, at that time, an itinerant, self-employed musician and appeared very much the antithesis of her family, with seemingly little more to offer a prospective bride than a vague promise of love and devotion.
"So, tell me about your folks," I said to pass the time during the drive to her family home. "What do I need to know about them before we get there."
Laura smiled, "Well, my Daddy's the sweetest man in the world. He works really hard at his job and often has to travel out of town, sometimes he's away for up to three weeks at a time. But, he's one of those old-fashioned guys who believes he has to do the right thing to provide for his family. You might find him a little hard to get to know though because to him I'm still his little girl...and I've always been his favorite."
I smiled, glancing over to see Laura's radiant expression as she spoke so lovingly of her father. "What exactly does he do for a living?" I asked, curious about all his travel.
"He's a senior sales rep for R&J Pharmaceuticals," she answered with pride in her expression. "His main territory is southern California, but he often goes up to San Francisco, Portland and even Seattle for meetings and conferences."
"Interesting," I said while thinking to myself 'not'. "And your Mom?"
Laura's expression changed almost immediately, "Mom manages a wool shop, she works mostly from home handling all the business end of running the shop. Be prepared to have her gush all over you, by the way. She tends to overdo it that way with most of my friends."
"Are you HER favorite too?"
Laura laughed aloud, "Hardly. She and I have never really seen eye-to-eye about much of anything. To me, she's always seemed bossy and controlling. If ever I wanted something or wanted to do something, I'd always go to daddy first to avoid the third degree I'd usually get from Mom."
I nodded knowingly and suppressed a smile.
"She's a bit of a fat cow too, these days," she blurted after a pause, indicating to me that she had been stewing about her mother silently. "I keep suggesting she do more exercise and even do a little bit of dieting, but I think she's just too lazy to do much of either. You'll see what I mean when you meet her."
We arrived at her parent's home at the appointed hour, an elegant Tudor style house, with an immaculately manicured lawn and shrubbery, in a very upscale neighborhood with a breathtaking view of the Los Angeles skyline. Laura's parents greeted us at the door and, after a perfunctory nod and a brief handshake from her father, who turned away almost immediately to resume whatever it was he had been doing when the doorbell interrupted him, Laura introduced me to her mother.
She stepped forward, out of the shadows of the darkened foyer and smiled at me warmly, holding out her hand. I was instantly captivated by the almost tangible aura of beauty and charm that seemed to radiate from her. The family resemblance to Laura was unmistakable, and it was immediately apparent from whence Laura had inherited her physical grace and beauty. Her mother's soft blue eyes and the feathery careworn creases about them gave ample evidence to a very warm and caring personality, and I was immediately charmed by her smile.
I took her extended hand in mine and, as I did so, she leaned forward and kissed me lightly on the cheek. Her scent was almost intoxicating, clean and fresh with just a subtle hint of perfumed fragrance.
"I'm so very pleased to finally meet you," she said, beaming vivaciously as she clasped my hand firmly in both of hers. "Laura has told us all so much about you, but until this moment, you've been quite the invisible man."
I returned her smile self-consciously and somehow managed to stammer some sort of polite greeting on my behalf. She turned then and embraced Laura warmly, and I was once again struck by the remarkable family likeness between the two women. Though Laura wore her hair shoulder-length, and her mother's hair was coifed stylishly short, each had the same deep, dark auburn radiance to contrast dramatically with the very same, milky white complexion and bright blue eyes.
"My name is Audrey," she said with a smile, turning to me once again and taking my arm in hers. "But, you can call me Mom if you like, everyone else around here does. And, that "gentleman" who was here just a moment ago is, of course, my husband, Ken." She leaned forward conspiratorially and spoke softly, "It might be slightly premature to begin calling him Dad if you know what I mean. He's still getting used to the idea of you two actually living together. And, please, don't be too intimidated by his gruff exterior, he's really a pussy cat when you get to know him."
With my arm in hers, she led us both down the hallway toward the living room area. "Come on, let's introduce you to everyone."
We entered the brightly lit living room where Laura's father and several others were seated comfortably in front of a television, watching the Thanksgiving Day football game. As we entered, everyone, with the exception of her father, looked up expectantly.
"Everyone!" chimed Audrey, "This is Jessie...Laura's young man that we've all heard so much about."
I was introduced to and shook hands with, Laura's brother Michael and his wife Phyllis, and to Laura's older sister, Susan and her husband, Dallas. While Laura and her mother made their way into the kitchen, to see how the dinner preparations were proceeding, I joined the group around the television. With the possible exception of her father, who kept his focus on the television, everyone seemed affable and friendly and seemed to be doing their best to make me feel comfortable.
Audrey returned several minutes later to inform us all that dinner was ready, and we all made our way to the dining room. The dinner was absolutely marvelous, with turkey and all the trimmings, and Audrey presided over the preparation and serving with a calm, efficient authority. The conversation around the table was lively, full of innocent jesting and laughter, which spoke volumes as to the entire family's respect and affection for one another. The food was so wonderful that we all tended to overdo, and soon we were all filled to repletion.