Ron, a male straight journalist, meets Leila, the chairwoman of the local Lesbian Association, in the "Clit-ivy" bar. Besides Leila sits a big-boobed friend of her, who tensely looks at Ron, who feels both aroused and uneasy at her stare.
Moreover, Ron notices that whenever he changes body posture, Leila's friend follows suit – and sometimes vice versa.
So he thinks, "She wants me – but aren't this bar's female patrons supposed to be lesbians?"
When somebody phones the lady, and she gets out to answer the call, Ron asks Leila, "Leila, what's your friend's name?"
"Lorna. You noticed that she kept staring at you, didn't you?"
"Yes. But I thought she was lesbian."
"Ron, as far as our association is concerned, a lesbian is a woman who dates other women, not a woman who doesn't date men."
"So you're encouraging me to ..."
"I'm just telling you that you shouldn't mistrust her more than straight women. Obviously, you should be no less considerate."
When Lorna comes back at the table, Leila introduces her to Ron.
Lorna says, "Pleased to meet you, Ron. I always read your articles, which are very clean – you must be both smart and sensitive, qualities most straight males definitely lack."
"Please, don't flatter me!" Ron answers.
"I'm not known for flattering," Lorna answers, "Actually I'm a literary critic for another newspaper, and I often scathe novels and plays."
"Lorna Madison! I've bought countless books on your advice and never regretted it!"
"Thanks a lot, Ron. And I have learnt a lot from your articles, even though you weren't writing of something you could experience yourself!"
Ron blushes, and Leila tells Ron, "While we were waiting for you, Lorna told me that she wanted to interview a professor who was a schoolmate of yours ..."
"... Rhonda Fox? I've never met her for years, and perhaps she still remembers that I once leered at her neckline ..."
Leila and Lorna laugh their heads off; Leila remarks, "Unpleasant, but widespread misdemeanour. Don't brood over it"; Lorna unbuttons her shirt somewhat, and tells Ron, "My boobs are yours to watch!"
Ron can't help noticing Lorna's white breasts encased in a black lacy bra, and can even glimpse at her veiled nipples before he has to turn his head sideways to keep his arousal in check.
Leila pretends outrage at Lorna's exhibitionism and jokingly tries to button her shirt up, but Lorna, in the same joking mood, slaps Leila's wrists while scolding her, "Don't dare skim my hooters, you dyke! Save your hands for your wife and paramours!"
Ron watches the mock scuffle, goes near the women, delicately grabs Lorna's shirt, removes Leila's hands, and delicately buttons the shirt up, taking care not to touch her body and intensely looking at Lorna's eyes – as if he was undressing her, not dressing her up.
Then he summarizes, "You're going to interview Rhonda Fox, Lorna, aren't you? Ok, I can arrange an appointment. Let me skype her!"
Ron has brought his MacBook Pro to show Laila the articles he's been writing in the last week, and since there is a WiFi hotspot in the bar, he can connect to the Internet and skype Rhonda Fox; once she answers the call, he introduces Lorna to her, and bids Lorna speak to Rhonda.