I think if you were going to put a list together of some of the most shocking things you could hear during an intimate moment, "I'm a witch." is somewhere near the top.
"I'm a witch?
I'm a fucking witch?"
What had she meant by that? Was she a witch that you read about in fairy tales? Was she crazy? Did she mean she was a modern witch? A Wiccan? Does she boil frogs?
But the evening had ended soon after, signaled by the ogre upstairs who moved the furniture. Why was he always moving furniture? I wanted Analise in the worst way, but--a witch, really? She did offer me sweets and invite me into her cottage... hmmmm... and yes, I did suck her hard confections and kiss her sweet lips.
I'm not saying I used the best judgment. My Aunt used to say, sometimes it takes a while for better judgment to catch up. If it doesn't come, then you either chose the right road, or you drove too fast. OK, so, yeah, Analise was married. That was a judgment error. OK, so... her friends were also hitting on me, and I kinda liked it-- probably also a judgment error... and that still brings me to the elephant in the room. She might boil frogs.
I'm sure she regrets the whole thing now. But I wanted her, and she wanted me. It was that forbidden magic of wine and hormones. Her husband had been right upstairs and we could have been caught. It was that bitch again, the heart. You try to cover the blinds and your heart throws open the window, screaming, "Live in the moment, sit on my cock, and let me fuck you till the cows come home."
The problem being, the next morning you wake up in the barn, surrounded by townsfolk, who just finished tattooing a big scarlet letter on your forehead.
And nobody wants that. I don't, and I'm sure Analise doesn't either.
I decided to go back to painting. I grabbed the nude sketch of Megan I'd worked on last night and pinned it to my easel. She was pretty. I filled in gaps, followed her curves, reinforced lines, practiced, always practicing my art. I would probably draw a dragon in the background.
"ZZZZZZZ!... ZZZZZZZ!" My phone buzzed, and I pulled it out.
Do you wanna meet me at the Kitschy-Kat? I owe you an explanation. - A
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The Kitscy-Kat, an old lounge that sat on a hill overlooking the coast. In the corner, an antique jukebox sat like an old card dealer. There were scattered lava lamps, Tiki miscellany, wicker furniture, hanging grass vines, bamboo dark and colorful, shimmering votive candles, and pull tabs and small posters pinned to every cranny. It was like a silent game show of twinkling lights and nostalgia.
Analise sat in one of the booths wearing a black hooded parka coat. I walked over and two eyes peered up at me. They watched me, unblinking.
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you last night." She spoke.
"I wasn't expecting that."
"I could tell, and I didn't have time to explain. I'm sorry. Will you sit down with me?"
"I'm sorry too, I shouldn't have started unzipping things--" taking my coat off.
"No, I started it. I threw myself at you, I gave you wine, I squeezed really close to you in the bathroom, I got jealous and I wanted you." She looked down at the table and paused. "It's OK Kellan, I wanted to let you know, I probably shouldn't have seduced you... and," she smiled. "I don't boil frogs."
I laughed, and it pulled her sparkling eyes back to mine.
It was so weird to see her, outside her basement, in the real world--it was surreal. No, it, it was real. Very real, even inside this strange time warp of the Kitschy-Kat. Was this the same woman who peeled her clothes off the night before and straddled me in the chair? I felt my cock tingling.
A waitress appeared at the edge of the table. She wore a grass skirt and a flower in her hair.
"Welcome to Kitschy-Kat. Can I get you two something to drink? Our house special is the Mojo-Coco" She smiled as if we were tourists.
A few minutes later, the noisy hot chocolate machine fired up behind the counter and we were presented with two hot cups topped with a mountain of whipped cream, decorated with a black-cat cookie surrounded in sugar sparkles.
Analise sipped and came up with a white nose. "I had better explain..."
"You're a witch--"
"Carly, Dealla, Barb, and myself. We're all witches."
"You're ALL witches?"
"Shhh! Yes. I mean, we're artists too, but yeah... we ride the wild broom."
"Oh my god--"
"We don't ride brooms! We're special witches. We deal with white witchcraft in the economic sector."
"What?"
"White witchcraft, we disrupt markets. We keep things lively." Her fingers tapped on the side of the warm ceramic cup.
"So, how do I figure into--"
"I wished you here."
I laughed nervously, remembering my choice to move away from the big city. I hated that place. I remember riding my bike through the park every day. Hammering my body, building muscles to pound out frustration. And then it hit me. I... I remembered the vision of Whitney Crest... and how it came to me. The fact that I had only been through here once as a child, and how I had the inexplicable urge to move here.
"I needed you. I was lonely. I'm sorry."
Mind blown, reality check to come.
"I held a ritual," she continued. "And about a month later, I saw you in the gallery staring at my art. I knew you were the one."
"What do you mean?"
She reached out and grabbed my hand. "Because I had seen your art before."
"What?--"
"Your dragons..."
"My... dragons?"
"The dragon is our symbol, and it's a metaphor for what we do. It's an old term. A
witch
was said to use a dragon, or spirit, to transfer goods or money from one place to another."
I tried to follow, but the bread crumbs were becoming sparse. Analise was a book. A book with an exquisite cover, a conflicting summary on the back, and a plot inside full of twists and turns. I was hoping to delve into the sexier chapters.
"But enough about me. Let's talk about art again. I have a favor to ask. In light of last Wednesday, the art class..."
I gulped. "Bring some snacks?"
"Megan quit. She had an exam to study for."
"That's too bad. I was working on her picture earlier."
"Well, I had told the girls we'd do it again. And on top of that, there is going to be a special guest artist coming."
"So..."
"Would you pose for us?"
She was straight to the point. "Naked?"
"No. I don't want those other girls seeing your delicious cock. I mean, your--oh my god! Did I just say that?" She blushed. "Your, you know. Do it for me. Do it, please, please, please, please."
How could I say no to her? Especially after calling my cock delicious.
"I invited the head of the guild, a high priestess, in this area."
"The boss?"
"Yes. Madame Emi." She reached out and grabbed my hand. "Please do this for me."
"Well--"
"I'll find a way to make it up to you," she giggled.
I felt another chapter in the book beginning. "Give me a bit to think about it."
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The following Wednesday I stood in the kitchenette, it was like the green room before going on stage. I could hear the girls talking out in the basement, and there was a buzz of excitement in the air. I wore a soft robe. It felt good against my freshly showered skin. I had shaved most of my body and had extended my workout routine the past week. I had been running up and down stairs, doing stomach crunches, pull-ups, push-ups, and a lot of flex-posing in the mirror. I had been preparing like a fighter for a fight.
Analise came in to give me a pep talk and hugged me in a very intimate way.
"You are going to be wonderful. Go out there and take your robe off, and just relax. I brought you some wine."
She turned to peek through the louvered bi-fold doors that separated the kitchen from the basement. I stood next to her and watched. There was Carly putting on lipstick, and Barb pulling a wedgie from her tiger skin. Then little Dealla in her puffy coat walked into view. She unzipped, removing the big soft igloo, and stuffing it down by the wine fridge.
"You should probably stay away from Barb. She texted me yesterday--a picture of an erect penis."
"Ha! Sounds like Barb."
"I'm not saying I didn't like it." She winked.
We watched as the basement door blew open and a strange creature entered.
"Oh crap, Madame Emi--I better go. Good luck Kellan, but I know you'll do fine."
Analise darted out of the room and I watched her rush up to the leader through the wooden louvers.
The high priestess was younger than the rest--not what I expected. She looked twenty-five and wore a very low-cut black gothic Victorian dress, with white creamy face paint accented in deep reds, purples, and blues. She had a look of contempt, or perhaps boredom, I'm not sure which.
Analise took her gloved hand, greeting her.
"Your highness, fortune be,"
she bowed.
"You may rise. Check out my new headdress."
Madame Emi wore a crown with two horns protruding from the top, covered in glitter.
"It's very nice."
"It should be. I had it commissioned."
I could see the impatience of a child, that she tried to temper with a veil of grace.
Just then, Dealla appeared in the kitchen.
"Analise asked me to check on you Kellan." She grinned.
"Oh, Hi Dealla. I'm doing OK, I think." Gulping some wine.
She peeked through the slats with me.
"What time does the show start?"
The priestess blew a gum bubble.
"She's the head of the guild? She looks kinda young?" I said to Dealla.
"She's older than she looks." She took a sip from her wine cup and spoke hesitantly. "So, Analise told you about us?"
"She did." I continued listening to the conversation in the basement.
"I've made the decision to hold the annual ball at the Ribbington Bordeaux this year. I'll be wearing the Maleficent mini again."