Chapter 1
When this was initially planned, the weekend was supposed to be a break from their girlfriends. A guy's weekend to party, water ski, and whatever else they decided to do. Since then, Mark and Rob's relationships had ended, so John was the only one with a girlfriend. Not that Valerie and he were doing well. She seemed to be constantly unhappy this past month. John tried to keep her happy, but it seemed like too tall a task.
For those reasons, John was probably looking forward to the weekend even more than Mark and Rob. John knew his parents would let him and his friends have the place for the weekend and as long as they didn't get too crazy, things would be cool. The place was already stocked with beer and liquor and they hit up the grocery that was the closest to his parent's lake house.
They had all finished up their sophomore year at college and the weather was warm enough to get the ski boat out. All in all, it should be a fun time and the guys were looking forward to it.
John pulled into front of the attached garage at around 5PM on Friday night. "Ok, guys, this is it."
Rob jumped out first, always the first to do damn near anything. "Damn, John, nice place."
Mark, the thoughtful one, said, "Yeah, man. Looks great. Thanks again for letting us use it this weekend."
"Well, you can thank my parents. They said we could have it to ourselves even though I'm sure they would have liked to have used it themselves."
"Man, your parents could have come, too," Rob said.
As John went into the garage and opened the door to the house, Mark and Rob went to the back of the SUV to get some bags.
Mark poked Rob in the ribs, "You dick. You just want to see John's mom."
Rob held his wrists together as if to say "arrest me." Then he raised his eyebrows and shrugged his shoulders, "It ain't my fault that John's mom is a smokeshow."
Mark cautioned, "Come on man. This is John's mom we're talking about."
"I know. And I'm simply acknowledging that she is a fine woman."
"You're beyond help, you know that Rob?"
"Absolutely. Now catch!" Rob threw an ice bag at Mark. He barely caught it and somehow managed to not drop any of the grocery bags.
An hour later, the burgers were ready to come off the grill and they were already onto their second beers.
Rob took a swig before slicing a tomato. "Man, I could used to this."
"I second that," Mark agreed.
"I'm with you guys." John clinked his beer bottle with those of both his friends'.
After dinner, they decided to play "Drink Hard," a game where one watched "Die Hard" and took a drink every time someone uses a walkie-talkie, you hear a jingle bell, or someone is killed. Needless to say, with that movie, you'd be pretty drunk by the time John McClane throws Hans Gruber off Nakatomi Plaza.
They were near the end of the movie when they heard the door open. John stumbled to his feet and went towards the door.
"Oh, hey, mom. You surprised me."
Andrea Whipple stood there in a pair of shorts and a t-shirt, but she looked pretty worse for the wear. Her big chest still managed to stretch out her t-shirt nicely and Mark and Rob both adjusted their cocks in their shorts as necessary.
"Sorry, honey, I didn't know where else to go."
"Where to go? What do you mean?"
"Oh, dad and I had a big fight that's all. Is it okay if I hang out here this weekend? I won't get in your guys way."
John looked over to his friends. This was supposed to be a guys only weekend and they had barely gotten started. "Well..."
Andrea looked down. "Oh, maybe I can find a hotel room or something."
Rob stepped forward, "That's ridiculous Mrs. Whipple. This is your place after all. It's fine."
Andrea looked to her son, "Are you sure, John?"
"Yeah, sure. Right guys?"
Mark and Rob agreed. "Right."
"Ok thanks. I'll stay out of your way." She started to move down the hall.
"I think we have a leftover burger if you're hungry."
"Thanks, John, but I'm not hungry." She slipped down the hall and towards one of the four rooms they had in this house.
Mark spoke quietly. "Damn, John, she seems really down."
"Yeah. Dad and her haven't been doing well lately. I don't know all the details since I've been off at college, but Carrie called me a month or so back because the fights were getting pretty bad."
"Well, this was a bit of buzz kill." Rob exclaimed. "I was well on my way to forgetting about Alexa. Drinking game?"
John looked hesitant.
"I mean if you think it's still cool with your mom being here."
"Yeah, sure. I mean, she said she didn't want to intrude, right?"
Mark was on board. "That's the spirit."
They were part way through a game of Sixes when Andrea came into the dining room.
Rob, good and drunk now, rushed over to her. "Mrs. W, want to play?"
Mark and John tried to shush him, but couldn't do it fast enough.
"I don't want to interrupt your guy time."
Rob took her by the hand, the liquor emboldening him. "We welcome the interruption. Come on." He practically dragged her over.
"Okay, how do you play?"
"Well," Rob explained. "You've got six cups, each a different size. You roll the die and then you have to chug the contents of the cup that corresponds to number on the die. The shot glass is 1, the champagne glass is 2, the Solo cup is 3, the wine glass is 4, the tumbler is 5, and the big Mason jar is 6."
"Here, let me show you." Rob rolled the die and gets a 2. He chugs the beer that is in the champagne glass. He hands the die to her. "You're turn."
"Okay," she said, slowly taking the die from his hand.
She rolled it and got a 3.
"Damn."
John starts, "Mom, you don't have to..."
Before he could finish, Andrea had picked up the Solo cup and proceeded to swallow the whole thing in one gulp.
"Damn, Mrs. W. That was impressive."
Andrea got a big smile on her face. It was the first time she had smiled all day.
Rob refilled the cups and Mark and John took their turns. When it came around to Andrea again, she rolled a 6. The Mason jar probably held 20 ounces of beer.
Mark looked concerned, "Mrs. Whipple, you don't have to drink it all."
But she grabbed the jar and started to chug. It took a while and some beer came spilling out on her shirt, but she did it.
"Damn, I did it." And she did a little jump.
Mark and Rob hoped that John didn't see the way they had to adjust their crotches after his mom's tits bounced in front of them so invitingly.
Thirty minutes later, they were all drunk, but perhaps none more so than Andrea, who had the worst dice luck. It was difficult for Mark and Rob to maintain composure as Andrea got more and more drunk. She hadn't done anything completely off the wall, but she was looser and laughing and that made her even hotter.
"Boys, I have to pee," she announced as she started stumbling down the hallway.
"I'll make sure she doesn't fall," Mark said as he followed her down the hall.
Mark stood outside the bathroom door, trying to keep his cock from getting fully hard. The more he tried to not think of his friend's hot mom, the more that was all he could think about.