All over the UK news broadcasters are saying how lonely a lot of the elderly are -- 'starved of friendship' is a popular headline. Now, I happen to like old ladies, their ripe chubby fat bodies and titties, and they usually never trim their cunt hair and more to the point, have probably never had sex in years.
So, I set about getting to meet them. Luckily, my local council had a scheme called, new friends. I had a hard job convincing them that aged only 25, I wanted to befriend the oldies, but they bought my story about getting on well with my grandparents.
My first assignment was with a nice lady called Joyce. She was in her early seventies and I met her for afternoon tea at her lovely bungalow.
She looked nice and more to a point smelt really lovely -- lavender. With the usual tight perm, she had sparkly eyes, and from what I could determine, an ample bust.
Hers was the usual story, married for a very long time, hubby died a couple of years ago. Childhood sweethearts, the only man she ever had -- the usual story.
"It's so nice of you Peter, to take the time to befriend me. I have been so lonely since my darling hubby died two years ago. I belong to the ladies circle but I really do miss male interest -- so to speak"
"I am rather curious as to why, as a young man, you joined this scheme. Surely it must be boring to be with us oldies."
"Well, Joyce I prefer the company of older people, they are, like my grandparents, so interesting. For example, and I am sorry if this embarrasses you, my nana and grandpa told me a lot about sex in war and what went on and how women then became more liberated."
"Well Peter, your grandparents, seem very liberal. For myself, I only ever had one man and he was lovely and also unusually erotic."
"That is interesting Joyce. Can you tell me more or is it a naughty secret?"
"Well, it is naughty, some would say filthy. But my lovely hubby had a fetish about watching women going to the toilet -- you know, peeing. And as I wanted to please him he used to watch me and that led to him fingering me as I took a lovely long pee. It got to the stage that when he made me cum I used to squirt it out."