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An Old Mans Oral Sex Story

An Old Mans Oral Sex Story

by sir_lancelot2
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How to get multiple ladies to give an old man oral sex in one day

The short answer was to give them something they wanted. It was certainly not having sex with an old man with a beer belly and erectile dysfunction (ED). It was also not necessarily money. You have to understand what they want at the time and place where you meet. My success was based on visiting the Erotic Resort Hotel in Palm Springs CA. This hotel is a center for Swingers and sex minded lesbian, gay, hetero, and bi sexual people. It has nude only pools and hot tubs but public sexual activity was not allowed. At this place, what everyone wanted was sex.

Even though the ladies wanted sex, they did not want it with me. Many more attractive younger men and women were willing to satisfy their desires. My approach was to offer the ladies something I thought they would want, a free novel sex toy. The toy was a squirting dildo. This toy could masturbate their vulva like any dildo but could also ejaculate liquid in their vagina, on demand, multiple times, without a recovery period. I called the toy Sir Lancelot, or Lance for short.

Lance was a hit with the ladies because it satisfied a number of their needs. First, it could be used like a douche, to clean out the vagina after each sexual partner. Second, he would allow them to produce an amazing external massage lubricant. Third, they could control how much of the liquid they inject in the vagina to match their personal vaginal size. Fourth, they could slowly release the juice back into their partner's mouth after Lance was removed. Many people like the taste of juice dripping from a wet pussy. Fifth, after Lance's ejaculation and the vaginal massaging, he could suck back up the liquid to not make a wet mess when removed. And sixth, Lance could be used like other dildos to satisfy a woman's need for a deep vaginal massage.

To get these ladies interested, I would approach a small group of naked females lounging by the nude only pool and describe to them the advantages of my novel sex toy and provide them with the following handout. I also let them examine Lance's size to remove any perceived fear of the toy. Some were concerned about its girth while others liked it.

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Sir Lancelot, A Squirting Dildo

In days of old, when knights were bold, and rubbers weren't invented,

along came Sir Lancelot, who washed out their twats, and babies were prevented.

While better methods of birth control are available now days,

Sir Lancelot's ability to wash out the vagina has many other benefits.

1) He can clean the vagina of any previous deposits, like a douche.

2) He can produce a natural supply of a slippery body massage lubricant.

3) He can match your vagina size to give you a more stimulating experience.

4) He can moisten the vagina and produce a controlled leakage for tasting.

5) He can suck up his own liquid and not create a mess when withdrawn.

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6) He can provide a deep pleasurable vaginal filling massage.

While your male partner may also supply this last benefit, he cannot supply the other five benefits. Nor is he always hard when you need him and cannot ejaculate multiple times without a recovery period. I also might add that he is not present at all times when you want him and he cannot fit in your purse.

Let Sir Lancelot improve your sex life.

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After reading the handout and examining Lance, If they showed interest, I offered them a free toy, if they watched a demonstration of Lance in action. Four women were interested. I led the small group back to my cabana. My cabana contained four lounge chairs, a table with multiple bottles of water, some empty bowls, and a box of Sir Lancelot's with spare condoms. I passed out their free gift of Lance to each of them.

As a group, women are much braver together than when approached alone. I asked the group for a volunteer to allow Lance to demonstrate his talents. Peer pressure would generally create a volunteer. I closed the curtain on the cabana to give us privacy. I removed my robe and was totally naked, like all of the women. To personalize the gathering, I gave them names. The most inquisitive of the group I called Venus, the Greek God of love. She was the first to volunteer to try out Lance. The second lady I called Melane because of her large melon shaped breasts. The third, I called Kitty because of her gorgeous pussy and the name Pussy Galore was already taken. And the fourth lady I called Libya because of her large pussy lips. I named myself Ed because of my small soft penis due to my erectile dysfunction (ED).

I told them that Lance would provide four demonstrations. The first was a cleansing massage. The second was an intimate body to body breast massage. The third, a mini-me (clitoris) massage. And the fourth, was a mini-penis (oral) massage.

The Cleansing Massage

To begin, I sat on a lounge chair and asked the volunteer (Venus) to sit on my lap with her legs spread apart facing towards her friends. I then ask her to begin masturbating with her fingers. When she seemed aroused, I handed her Lance filled with warm water and let her insert it into her vagina. I then held my hand on her hand and we would slide it in and out together to continue her arousal. I let her control the insertion stroke rate and depth. I also pointed out that, if she held Lance with her thumb on top, she could rub her clitoris after each stroke. I controlled the liquid injection volume and timing.

When I thought she was ready, I injected 1/3 of Lance's water into her vagina. With Lance being six inches long, the additional water would add another two inches of volume in her vagina. We continued to slide it in and out to mix the liquid with her natural juice. Then I injected 1/3 more to see if her pleasure increased. If she wanted more, I injected all of Lance's liquid in. With all of the liquid injected in her vagina, the volume was like having a twelve inch penis pushing in and out of her vagina. Both jet streams during injections and waves during the inward strokes would impact her cervix. My hand on her hand was to train me on what speed and depth she liked the pumping action. All vaginas are different, some are large and some small, some are flexible and others tight. Lance could adjust to her specific needs by injecting more or less liquid into the vagina, based on her level of comfort.

When she felt satisfied, I held an empty bowl between her legs and pulled out Lance and let her squirt her juice into the bowl. Next, we discussed what to do with the expelled bowl of diluted pussy juice. My suggestion was to use it as a massage lubricant. The sexually excited vagina produces a lubricant to allow the penis to easily slide in and out so it can reach in as far as possible. This allowed the ejaculated sperm to more easily reach its intended target. This property of being a slippery lubricant for the penis also makes it a very good external body lubricant. However, the extent of the slipperiness depended on the individual. Some ladies produce less juice than others and the amount of dilution varied with the amount of water Lance injected. If fingers dipped in the juice and rubbed together does not feel slippery enough, you can add some commercial sex lubricant to improve it. Some commercial lubricants are even flavored.

Other uses of Lance were discussed. For example, Lance could be filled with cream and the vagina used like a bottle warmer. When removed and the cream dripped on her breasts, he could lick it off fulfilling his desire for breastfeeding. Because it looks like semen, but is more tasty on the tongue, it could also be dripped on your vulva for him to lick off this pseudo cum. It is best not to inject the cream into the vagina to maintain your natural vaginal microbial flora and avoid an urinary tract infection. Also, never use Lance anally, If you also want to use him vaginally, or you will likely get an urinary tract infection. You should get a separate Lance to be used exclusively for anal play, if interested.

To avoid squirting and control the liquid released when Lance was removed, I asked all the ladies to lay on their backs on the lounge chair with bent knees. They then would insert a newly filled Lance and slowly inject its contents and push her hips up off of the chair. In this position they would slowly fill their vagina with water, allowing the air in her vagina to rise to the top, as she slowly removed Lance. With Lance removed, they would have a total liquid filled vagina. They would then reinsert the empty Lance and when pushed inward, they could reduce the pressure by sucking back some liquid into Lance. They could get a deep massage by squirting and sucking back the liquid rather than pushing Lance in and out. I then asked all of the ladies to sit upright and suck back some liquid and remove Lance to learn how they might control the amount of liquid dripping from their pussy. After removing this cleansing liquid, using Lance they would refill their vagina with their optimal amount of freshwater.

The Body To Body Breast Massage

Great sex requires all your erogenous zones to be cared for. A full body to body massage allows this to happen but you still need to communicate your needs. Some women might like to have their toes sucked, their armpits licked, or their anus massaged or licked. None of this would likely happen without communication.

In this body to body massage, I laid on the lounge chair, face up, and I asked Melane to kneel behind my penis with Lance in her vagina. When she leaned forward, I injected Lance's water and massaged it with both sucking and injecting and in and out strokes. In this forward position lying on my body, I asked her to rub her breasts on my face and in my mouth. Next, I asked her to slowly slide back and rub her nipples on my nipples. I then asked her to kneel upright and withdraw Lance and drip some of her freshly made lubricating juice on my penis. I asked her to slide further back and rub her nipples on my penis and squeeze her breasts around my penis and slide them in an up and down motion. This covered all of my erogenous zones. Since I enjoy a woman's breasts more than other parts of her anatomy, I was very pleased by this demonstration.

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The Mini-Me Massage:

What is a mini-me? It is the name I gave to her clitoris. The reason being that the full clitoris is shaped like an upside down Y. It has two legs that straddle the vaginal walls and a small head that just peaks out of the vulva surface. This reminds me of a tiny lady wearing a hooded robe riding a horse. When the horse gallops or quickly starts or stops the movements excite her legs. Also, if the area in the vagina just below where her legs come together is rubbed she gets more excited. This area is called the G-spot. The total clitoris is only about the size and shape of a small chicken's wishbone. It is not made of bone but of soft spongy tissue that expands up to twice its size when stimulated, similar to the tissue surrounding the penis. This can only be seen by X-ray because almost all of it is hidden.

But most importantly, if something opens her robe and rubs her inner lips, or rubs her head she becomes even more excited. That something can be a finger, a penis, a dildo, a vibrator, or a tongue. When very excited she can command the vagina walls to repeatedly contract and release more juice. This is called an orgasm. Only 20-30% of women can have an orgasm without additionally stimulating their external clitoris.

I asked Libya to kneel behind my penis in an upright position. I asked her to remove Lance and drip out some of her lubricating juice on my penis. I then asked her to use her hand and squeeze my penis against her pussy lips and slide her lips up and down giving me a mini-me massage. I massaged her breasts while she was rubbing my penis. I then asked her to lay forward and slide her pussy forward and back on my penis while I held my thumb under my soft penis. With my thumb I could push my soft penis up against her mini-me as she slid back and forth. I also asked her to slide far enough forward so I could kiss her breasts. I greatly enjoyed this multiple back and forth motion with breast kissing. For someone with ED this was a very stimulating experience.

The Mini-Penis Massage:

What is a mini-penis? It is your tongue. Both sexes have tongues that can offer great pleasure during oral sex. Since an actual penis was not required in this demonstration, I suggested that the bisexual and lesbian ladies pair up and follow my lead.

I asked Kitty to join me for this demonstration. I asked her to kneel over my mouth facing my feet with Lance in her vagina. In this position I could still lick her pussy, when Lance was removed. Then I asked her to slide forward leaning on her elbows leaving her hands free to rub my penis on her breasts or in her mouth. I continued to help Lance provide her with a deep in and out and squirting massage. After a while, I sucked back most of the liquid and she slid her hips back so when Lance was removed I could lick up the dripping juice. We had multiple Lance insertions, injections, massages, partial liquid removal, and pussy licking. In the forward position, she continued to French kiss and/or massage my penis with her breasts.

If I felt I was going to ejaculate, I would let her know so I could squirt on her breasts rather than in her mouth. I also asked her to tell me if she was going to climax because I wanted to know if her climax juice tasted any different. When Lance was fully depleted, the demonstration was over. The paired up other ladies did not have an actual penis available but did have their partner's mini-me to suck and lick. I was very satisfied and hoped she was as well. The paired ladies seemed also to be very satisfied. I asked them if anyone wanted any further demonstrations. If not, could I kiss their breasts goodbye.

By that afternoon, I had convinced six ladies, in total, to accept my free gift. Later in the day, I was surprised to see a woman by the pool squirting pussy juice on her partner's face. When challenged by the resort staff about no public sex acts, she replied that it was not a sex act. It was only a warning to my partner to quit ignoring my needs. She also said that she wanted to warn the other ladies around the pool that this partner was taken. All in all, I had a very happy first day and I hoped that I had made the other six women very happy as well.

Epilogue:

For the readers who are lucky enough to have a willing sex partner, let me explain how they can get their own Sir Lancelot. You can buy online a pack of syringes containing five 60 ml, two ounce, syringes for $8.00. Wow, you now own five Sir Lancelot dildos for only $1.60 each. The 60 ml syringe is 5.7 inches long and 1.2 inch wide, that is about the size of a normal erect penis.

Most women may be put off by the non-sexual image of this medical product. Therefore, I recommend hiding its shape beneath a condom. Colored condoms can be purchased online in a package of 24 for $6.07 or 25 cents each in colors of yellow, blue, pink, purple, and green. Also you can purchase online a package of black, lubricated, studded condoms containing 144 for $28 or 19 cents each. This is what I used in my demonstrations.

Using a disposable condom on Lance is a good idea if multiple partners are involved with Lance, without cleaning him between partners. This should prevent any possible spread of any sexually transmitted disease between partners. The studs on the condoms may also increase her masturbation pleasure.

Remember It is necessary to attach the condom to the back of the syringe with a tight fitting rubber band to prevent it from slipping off inside the partner. Also do not forget to poke a hole in the front of the condom to allow the liquid to come out and not produce a balloon inside your partner. A safety pin works well.

The syringes and the lubricated condoms come individually wrapped in sterile packages that will fit in your purse. When used, they will also fit in a baggie to keep them clean for reuse. With a total cost of only about $2.00 each. Lance would make a nice party gift for your next sex party.

Be safe and don't let getting old or having ED reduce your sex life. Having ED can actually help. If I could have had vaginal sex with these ladies, I would have lasted about 15 minutes, with only one of them. It would have taken me hours to recover for the next lady. If you are happy with giving and receiving oral sex and can satisfy her deeper needs with Lance, both of you can have a very happy ending.

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