It was the ad I shouldn't have seen. An ad I shouldn't have responded to. It had been a pretty normal day. I kissed my husband goodbye before he left for work, got the kids up and off to school. I sat down with the newspaper and my morning cup of coffee. There wasn't a certain section I would read. I just read whatever caught my eye. I had finally got to the personal ads column. I always wanted to see how pathetic people really were for displaying they were desperate never realizing I was just as pathetic for reading them. I couldn't help being caught by one certain ad. Mature man seeks woman to seduce and pleasure. I decide to read more wondering who this mystery guy was. I loved my husband, but intimacy had become boring. Sometimes cold. Sometimes distant. It was the same routine, and I didn't know how to get out of it. In all the times we were intimate there was something lacking. Something in this ad made it exciting and alluring. I wanted to be seduced. To be given the pleasure I was looking for. I read it over and over again and begin to think.
I stare at my computer screen. What was I going to write? What was I going to say to this mystery person? I decided not to reveal my true identity. I begin to type my message. I saw your ad in the paper and I couldn't help being drawn to it. Are you for real, because if so then you are the guilty pleasure I have been looking for. I sign it "Prettygirl34" With shaky fingers I hit send. I couldn't believe what I was doing. What if I replied to some complete psychopath? I decide not to dwell on it. This was probably all a joke and no one would even reply. There was no use to feel guilty. I sign off and walk away.
It is late at night. I decide to check for a reply. To my shock there is a message waiting for me. I click on it. Dear "Prettygirl34" To answer your question, yes I am real. Perhaps you didn't read my ad correctly. If you give me a chance I could give you a night beyond your wildest dreams. He signs it "Anonymous." I stare at the e-mail and reread it over and over again. I know that if I reply I would be playing with fire. It doesn't take me long to figure out what I wanted. I finally hit the reply button. Dear "Anonymous." I'm not doubting your ad. It's just that I have never seen anything like it before. Although I highly doubt you would be able to give me a night beyond my wildest dreams. "Prettygirl34." I hit send. Within minutes there is a reply. Dear "Prettygirl34"
I really feel for you. If you haven't had the pleasure you've been looking for then I have a lot to teach you. That is if you are willing to learn. If so reply and I will give you a time and place where we can meet. I look forward to meeting you. "Anonymous." I sign off, and think about what I was going to do.
"I'll be home tomorrow." I tell my husband as I kiss him goodbye.
"Have fun." He tells me.
I walk out the door feeling horrible for lying to him. If he only knew I wasn't meeting friends for a girls night out. Even though I felt guilty, I couldn't help feeling excited as well. I get in my car and drive away.
I am at our meeting place. A hotel. I walk in, past the front desk, and down the hallway. I finally get to the room. I stand there frozen. I was so close, yet so far away. I couldn't back down now. I lift my hand and knock on the door.
"Just a minute." I hear recognizing the voice. I secretly begin to panic. He opens the door and we both look at each other in surprise. He says my name and it is like music to my ears. He takes me by the hand and pulls me inside. He hurries and shuts the door.
"What are you doing here?" He asks me.
"I was responding to the ad. This is room." I tell him the room number, and he nods.
"And I suppose you are Anonymous."
He nods again. We look at each other awkwardly. Finally I can't take it and I begin to laugh.
"What is so funny?" he asks me.
"You're the one who wrote the ad? You're the one who is going to give me a night beyond my wildest dreams?"