MONDAY
My first night in Miami, and I was sitting in the hotel bar trying to decide whether I wanted dinner or not. I was reading a book, something I always do when I'm away from home - in fact something I always do, period - and thinking of nothing at all other than how hungry I felt.
The hotel was close to the beach, and considerably more up market than those I was used to staying, but this was being paid for by my client and they probably had a corporate account or some such.
The waitress had just placed a cold beer on my table when I became aware of something going on a few tables away. A tall, stunningly beautiful woman was trying to discourage a dark haired overweight man. I knew his type, saw them everywhere I went. He was almost certainly in sales, but if you asked what he sold you would be no wiser after he told you than before. Corporate bonds, derivatives, ground nut futures, eco electricity, something everyone had heard of and no one knew anything about - especially not the guy selling it.
It looked like the blonde was about to slap him, and he must have finally seen sense or, more likely, other prey. Crisis averted I turned away and returned to my book.
I picked up my beer and took a long cold swallow, was just putting the glass back when I became aware of someone standing across from me, and a quiet voice with a not quite right accent said, "Excuse me, but do you think I could ask you a favor?"
I lowered my book and turned to find the blonde standing by my table.
I'm usually pretty good placing where people are from, but her accent threw me: faint, almost American, most people would probably not notice, but I had always had a good ear for intonation and often amused myself by trying to guess regions and even towns people came from.
"It depends what the favor is," I said. I was suspicious now. Gorgeous blonde in a hotel bar - I'd come across that situation before and was wary.
She smiled, showing bright, white, perfectly even teeth. "Nothing unsavory, I assure you. It's just..." she hesitated, glancing down at her hands. "This might not sound quite like I mean it, and please don't take it wrongly, but you seem safe."
I smiled at her. "That's me," I said. I knew exactly what she meant. I had always been safe.
"You obviously cannot know this, but I tend to attract attention... usually the wrong kind of attention."
"Really? Why on earth would that be?" I smiled, hoping she would recognize an ironic tone of voice. Luckily she smiled back. "Please, sit down," I said.
She folded herself into the chair across from me, long, lean and unreal. I don't think I had ever seen anyone as stunning.
"What is it I can do for you?" I asked.
"I was standing nearby when you checked in," she replied, "and couldn't help notice that you are staying here all week?"
I nodded. "Until Saturday. Then back home."
"I am here all week as well. And..." she hesitated again, looking down. "This is going to sound odd, I know, but I've come this far now... I wondered if you would mind me joining you in the bar, and for dinner?"
I looked back at her and couldn't think of anything to say.
" I have insulted you now?" she asked.
I shook my head quickly. "No, not at all. But why?"
"Because I am tired of being hit on all the time. If I sat over there," she lifted a long, elegant arm and pointed to a group of chairs across the room, "I can guarantee within five minutes, almost certainly less, some big macho man would sit down and try to talk me into having sex with him."
"I saw," I said. I smiled. "What is the world coming to?"
"You're joking with me now," she said. "But it's true. You must know it's true. Do you stay often in hotels?"
I laughed. "All the time, I'm afraid."
"Then you know what I mean. A woman, on her own, will always attract attention."
"Particularly when they look like you," I said, then immediately held up my hand in apology. "Sorry, that probably sounded like a come on. I didn't mean to do that. But you must know you are incredibly attractive. Can you blame these men?"
She thought a moment and then shook her head. "No, I cannot blame them. But that does not mean I want to be with them - and certainly does not mean I want to sleep with them. You are right," and she held her hands out to her sides as though to say, look at me, and continued, "I do know how I look, but that is not an excuse for men to think I will sleep with them. The kind of men I mean, they do not know what No means, do they?"
"Some people are like that, I guess. "
"But not you?"
"Me? No, I'm one of the safe ones."
She nodded, "Yes. I think that's true - you are." She smiled that dazzling smile again.
Like I said, story of my life. Here I was, a couple of months off fifty, married for twenty-eight of them, never strayed, never really been tempted, and never been the target of any attention, because I'm safe. It had always been this way. When I was in High School it would drive me mad. I knew dozens of girls, pretty girls, sexy girls, girls everyone wanted to be with, and they all liked me - just not in that way. I was the one they came and told their problems to, the one they could tell who they really liked and could I, you know, drop a hint? It was never me they liked, not in that way.
This woman, no doubt, was another one of those. Despite knowing that, I was not foolish enough to turn down the offer of her company.
"It would be my great pleasure if you would join me," I said. "Can I order you something to drink?"
She smiled, warming my heart, and I struggled to keep my face still.
"A cocktail. Something frivolous."
I raised a hand for the waitress and she came across.
"What kind of cocktail?" I asked the vision.
"You choose. I really don't know one from the other."
I picked something at random and sat back in my chair.
"My name is Annie," she said, and offered her long, slim hand across the table.
"I'm Thomas," I said, and shook her hand. I was surprised. I had expected one of those limp handshakes that melt away to nothing. Instead her grip was cool, firm and sure.
"What are you doing here, Thomas? A holiday, perhaps?"
I laughed. "Afraid not, Annie. I'm working."
"And what is your work?"
The waitress brought her drink and Annie thanked her, took a sip of the cocktail and smiled. "Very good choice, Thomas. I like it."
"Good. I'm not sure quite how to describe what I do. You might call me a trouble-shooter, but that sounds far too glamorous. I fix things, computer systems, for companies."
"And you like this work?"
I smiled. "I'm not sure how to answer that. If I say yes it makes me sound very sad. If I say no that's probably even sadder."
"So which is it?" She took another sip of her drink, staring at me over the rim of the glass.
"I guess I do enjoy it," I said. "I've always liked solving puzzles, and my job is just that. I solve puzzles other people cannot."
"It pays well?"