My homecoming couldn’t have been more exciting. Maude met me at the back door dressed only in a short length bath robe. Without ceremony she unzipped my fly and whipped out my rising rod. She knelt and administered the best blow job ever. Then she escorted me into the living room where I was invited to fuck her in the ass. Naturally, I accepted.
With some of the social amenities out of the way, Maude made me comfortable on the couch, and advised me that she had something terrific to tell me. I knew beyond a reasonable doubt that at age 63 she was not pregnant so I listened with interest. At this stage of our encounter we were both already completely nude, and would probably stay that way for the remainder of the day. Maude was idly fondling my pecker as she began her story.
“I met my neighbor while you were away. Her name is Consuela, and she is a beautiful person.”
“Consuelo,” I mused. “That’s Mexican, isn’t it?”
“Probably so,” Maude continued. “But she’s an adorable, warm person. Let me tell you the rest of my story.”
“Okay, Sweetie,” I said affably. “What’s been going on this past week?”
“Well,” she said, “the same morning you left I met her when I put the trash out for pick up. She was new in the neighborhood so I invited her over for coffee and a get acquainted chat.”
“Sounds exciting,” I said.
“Shut up and listen,” Maude said as she playfully slapped me on the upper arm. “We started off talking about things in general, but it didn’t take me long to get around to you and me,”
“You and me? In what way?” I asked.
“It was just us girls talking so I told her all about you. I told her that you were the nicest man I knew, and in time we got around to discussing what kind of lover you were. She listened intently while I told her how good you were in every way. She got really interested when I told her you ate my pussy.”
“Oh yeah?”
“She told me that was her favorite way to orgasm. She told me she not only liked to have her pussy eaten, but she also liked to eat pussy as well. Even though I’ve had my pussy eaten by a master of the art,” she poked me in a friendly fashion in the chest and continued, “I had never had the opportunity to exchange this pleasure with another woman. I asked her to tell me what it was like. You know how curious I am.”
“In my opinion, that is one of your most endearing qualities. You’ll try anything at least once, won’t you?” I smiled and motioned for her to continue.
“Consuelo didn’t hesitate to launch an explanation about all female sex activities. I’m not sure whether she noticed the puzzled expression on my face, or if she just got hat and bothered talking about eating pussy. She stopped abruptly in her explanation, and asked if I would like for her to show me what it was like, I was flabbergasted. This new neighboriss as brazen as I am. I didn’t know what to say.”
“You know you were dying to know, Love,” I interjected hoping to keep her conversation going.