Let me tell you what I got up to last weekend. For years now I've been flirting with Maureen a sort of friend of my ex wife. She's a bit older than we were but only by about eight years. I'd say she was about fifty two. We always have a laugh when I go into see her at the off licence she runs and she always manages to sell me something when I go in. I suppose you could say she's a little over weight but it doesn't seem to bother her like it does some women. She's good looking and always looks attractive, it's her smile I've decided.
But back to last weekend. For about six months now I've been divorced from my wife but I still pop in to see Maureen whenever I'm passing her shop. Last Saturday I went there specifically to buy something. This shocked Maureen, as she usually has to badger me into it.
'So what's the special occasion?' she asked.
'What do you mean?' I asked innocently.
'Well, you've got something planned I can tell.'
I strung her along like that for a spell before telling her I was planning to spend the next day stretched out on a beach.
'Oh I could go for that, I haven't had a day on a beach for ages. Where are you heading?'
I told her roughly where the beach was. As cool as you can imagine she looked me straight in the eye and said that'd be the nudist beach wouldn't it?
Now it was my turn to be on the spot.
'There might be a nudist beach there some where I've never noticed.' Then I lost it and started laughing. 'Yea that's where I'm headed, a day surrounded by naked women. Heaven'
'That's one thing I've never tried.' Maureen informed me. 'I always wanted to but John (her husband) never agreed with that sort of thing.'
'Oh you don't know what you're missing. It's the only time I feel completely relaxed, when I'm on that beach. Everyone there is so laid back you wouldn't believe it.'
'You make it sound worth trying. I bet all the women there have perfect figures! I'd feel so old and fat I know I would.'
'Listen Maureen nine out of ten women on that beach look just like you. You can sit there all day sometimes and never see a woman with a perfect figure, what ever that is. And what do you mean old and fat, there's nothing wrong with your figure I bet you look great naked.' I added with a smile.
That pleased her I could see so I told her that I'd love to take her with me if she wanted and she could see for her self. I could see she was interested and I have to say the thought of seeing Maureen naked appealed to me more than it a little. She told me she couldn't what with one thing and another etc. I knew she wanted to go so I told her to think about it and left her my mobile number.
All that night I couldn't get her out of my mind. I had a feeling that she'd call me and say she could go. The next morning I delayed starting out as long as I could and it paid off because she called just as I was pulling off my drive. Her husband had gone off for the day fishing so if the offer was still there she'd love come with me. I told her of course it was and as an after thought told her not to wear too much.