I read somewhere that the working class has one advantage over the upper classes. We have networks and we rely on those networks to get things done. In other words we look out for each other. Sure some of us skate very close to the edge of legality, some of us do things that we shouldn't really do and most, if not all do things that are frowned on by "polite society" i.e. the upper classes or maybe they just hide their sins more carefully. So buckle up and come into the world that I and my extensive networks inhabit.
It's my nineteenth birthday, and Shelley my girlfriend, and possibly now my ex girlfriend has gone home in a huff because she said I was leering at my sister. Her angry departure leaves me with a woody of epic proportions. I suppose agreeing with her and saying that I wanted to rub my cock between her breasts and cum on her face did not sit well with her.
"You vulgar fuck!" were her last words to me, so probably sweet talking her on Monday morning is not going to cut too much mustard. So I start fantasizing about Shelley and end up remembering my sister's magnificent rack. I was a bit careless and spurted cum all over the blankets so a major clean up is necessary cos Ma will have words to say if she finds cum encrusting her blankets. Oh I didn't mention that I ended up wanking on her side her "marital " bed as she calls it. I was drunk and got lost. That's my excuse and I am sticking to it, like cum to Ma's blanket I suppose.
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The sound of my father snoring wakes me. Normally I don't hear him. I often hear Ma complaining about his snoring but there's this cupboard between my room and theirs so sounds are normally muffled from their room and I only get to hear them when Ma gets really noisy, usually when she is a bit pissed and passionate but tonight it's different see? I got tired of only hearing the muffled sounds of sex and I wanted to hear them fucking in glorious Hi-Fi sound so this morning I headed down to Big Mike's Electronic Warehouse and bought the makings of a small bugging system that pumped sound from a microphone in their room to a pair of modified ear buds in my room. Can't have people hearing a speaker in my room repeating what was going down in my parent's room now can I? So, of course I had to sleep with them in my ears.
Anyways, I didn't think of the old bastard's snoring and I am now paying the price. I am just about to remove the ear-buds and rethink the whole voyeurism bit when I hear Ma's voice.
"Wake up! You are fucking snoring so loud that the neighbours can hear you!"
"Huh? What?"
"Your snoring is so loud you gonna wake the neighbours."
"I'm doing a them public service. They are not gonna start complaining cos it will give them an excuse for a quick rumpy pumpy. And speaking of which..."
A while later I hear a soft moan from Ma, then
"About fucking time! You haven't visited down there for ages. Too busy humping Flo."
Now Flo or to give her her proper name Florence "cos she was conceived in Italy see" is my older sister, just turned 21 and enough to give any red-blooded male a full on woody. And not only is Pa fucking her, but Ma knows about it. What the fuck?
There is a sudden slapping sound and Ma squeals.
"Ah! Fuck!"
"Stop it. You know you like a good slap on the arse!"
"Not that hard!"
This followed by another slap.
"Better! I swear you bruised me with the first one. Now! Fuck me!"
"Get on you knees!"
And I hear Pa slam into Ma's pussy from behind and Ma going "Uh!" loudly, followed by the sound of Pa pounding into her from behind.
I get my hand on my cock and stroke more or less in time to Ma's gasping moans. I find myself fantasising about fucking Shelley, then Ma and then Flo. When Ma says "Oh fuck!" loudly, I spray cum on my blankets moments before Pa stops banging Ma. Afterwards I find that I am not sure which one was dominating my fantasies.
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It's my week for night shift at the fire station so the bug in Pa's room is quietly retired for the week. Save batteries see? We get the usual bunch of false alarms and minor disturbances to keep us awake and prevent me from losing my entire pay check to Robbie McGuire who is, I find out to my disgust actually banging Shelley or at least he says he is. I am somewhat sceptical about his claims as I never got past first base with her. Always had some shitty excuse for not getting into a good clinch with me. The news leaves me in a foul mood and I am grumpy and short tempered with everyone.
Anyway Saturday night arrives and we get a real call out. House on fire, double storey with people trapped upstairs.
"No smoke detector! Serves them bloody well right!" I growl as we head on out. The team just ignore me until we get to the fire and being the lazy fucks that they are I get to climb up the ladder for a last look around. In a dangerously smoke filled room I find a woman packing a bag.
"We don't have time to pack! Lets go!"
"I can't go without my... "
The rest of the sentence is obliterated by an ugly crackling noise that sounds like the house is going to collapse. I consider leaving her there, then think "fuckit" and sling her over my shoulder. I carry her down the ladder moments before the house collapses. She is still complaining when I dump her on her feet near a medic and walk away before I tell her to "shut the fuck up" and get done for bad manners or bad public relations or what fucking other. The team boss pats me on the shoulder.
"We should keep you in a foul mood! It makes you very effective!"
I snarl at him and go looking for something to do that will let me work off the adrenaline rush. The rest if the night is taken up with minor boring details and general mopping up.
It's Monday and I am working day shift again. Pa is off on one of his regular trips "up country" as he calls them or "up cunty" as Ma calls them. The bug is in place and working so that I can listen to whatever Ma gets up to when Pa is away. There have been veiled hints about phone sex and masturbation so the week may not be a complete waste but Monday is a waste except to prove that Ma snores and, as Pa complains farts regularly. Not unexpected I suppose. Not the snoring and farting but the lack of any action. Pa probably banged her good and proper before leaving on his trip.
It's Tuesday night and Ma, Flo and I have a late supper together. Ma is looking tired after a "bad day at the office." but Flo is looking very, very sexy and oozing sexuality from practically every pore.
"Going to bed!" Flo says, walking around behind me and dragging her finger nails across my back. She knows I don't like that because I have told her that it irritates me. What she doesn't realise that I really don't like it because it arouses me and makes me want to fuck her and she is my sister, and, and, and.
I head off to my room but Flo's fingers across my back have made me as randy as all hell so I climb on my bed and thinking of the woman I carried out of the burning building I start to wank, but my thoughts turn to Flo who caused the trouble in the first place and I have another one of those "fuckit" moments. I go to Flo's bedroom and stalk in, I look down at her, haul out my cock and say.
"You wanna fuck? I am so fucking randy!"
She strips off her top and says
"Took you fucking long enough didn't it?"
I open and close my mouth a number of times giving Flo time to add.
"Shelley told me that you wanted to rub your cock between my breasts and cum on my face. So what are you waiting for?"
Flo laughs softly
"She misunderstood you didn't she? It was her tits and her face you were talking about wasn't it?"
"Stupid cunt she is! But I have no reason not to do that to you."
And as I say that I push Flo back onto her bed, kneel astride her chest with my cock between her breasts and proceed to breast fuck her.
And then Flo lifts her head and takes my cock into her mouth at each forward thrust which just shortens the time it takes for me to cum. Not on her face as I really wanted, but down her throat. At that stage however I didn't care where my load went, I just wanted it out of me and into or onto her. She pushes me off as soon as I have cum.
"Get off me! Now you can eat my pussy."
I have never eaten pussy before so I am a bit hesitant.
"You never done this before have you? You're a virgin? Oh boy have I struck lucky? OK, so find my clit."
I use my tongue to explore.
"No! It's up the top!"
I try again.
"Yes. That's right. Now suck it gently like it's a tiny prick."
