Part One
Sometimes things work out. You get rewarded for good deeds âabove and beyond the call of dutyâ. I know this is rare, but when it happens you get out of bed the next morning and actually smile on your way to work. I got rewarded one long night and that reward has kept me smiling.
I hadnât wanted to go to Johnnieâs birthday party. It was raining. He lived about an hour away and I wasnât crazy about Johnnie. Heâd been my ace student in last yearâs finance class and though it was great to grade his work. Working with him had been another matter: he was too brash, cocksure and conceited. Ninety percent of the time talking to him was talking about him. But I went anyway, through the rain, fog and wet mountain road to wish him a happy birthday and live up to my role as the popular professor, the one that graduate students came to for advice, support and a pat on the back.
When I got to Johnnieâs house, the party was hotter than my laptop at 11PM. The bar was crowded, the small dance floor in the corner had four or five couples intertwined swaying to the sounds of some slow, romantic, Brazilian melody. A few couples had drifted to the terrace to pursue conversation or, one couple, a more intimate interchange. The usual suspects were there, all my graduate students over the last two years, and the most of the guys were very well accompanied, with prettier girls than I had ever had or ever will have. Still, I wasnât jealous, I was just there to say hello to Johnnie and cop a free drink or two, which given my endemic, impoverished state as an untenured professor at a local business school, justified my trip. Johnnie was friendly as always, even though I didnât bring even an empty bottle as a present. He didnât care. At 22, having started and sold a software company, he had enough money in the bank to flush me out of any poker hand. Still, he was nice as he said to me,
âWeâve got some spare beauties tonight, professor, but I want you to meet my mom, Angelina.â
I looked down at the sofa and saw a petite woman in her early 40âs. The first thing I noticed was that she had short black hair in a pixie cut that framed a pair of bright, deep-set blue eyes and a nose that must have had a surgeonâs signature somewhere. Her high cheekbones and light bronze skin spoke of what must have been her Mexican or Hispanic ancestry. A tight mouth with thin lips finished a face with an expression that left no doubt that she was an independent woman. Her white dress was cut low enough to show off a pair of tempting, medium-sized breasts. My usual horny eye quickly evaluated the rest of the package: a maybe not too trim tummy, but firm legs and enough curves on the sides to indicate that she didnât need an overstuffed sofa to sit comfortably. All in all, a gentlemanâs seven; not a centerfold now, or ever, but you certainly wouldnât lose points being seen with her. She must have been doing some checking out herself because before I could think of a punchy introduction she said in a deep and slightly rasping voice:
âWell, hello, Iâm glad thereâs another adult in the place tonight. Why donât you get me a glass of wine before you sit down?â
I took that as my marching orders and stepped to the bar to get her a Chardonnay and the usual Scotch on the rocks for myself. I admit that I first grabbed my standard brand before reaching back and picking up the bottle of Black Label that was half hidden by some of the cheaper stuff.
âJohnnie always has the good stuff,â I thought, âLetâs enjoy it while we can.â
Little did I know that was not all that I was going to enjoy that night. Before going back to the sofa, I took another look around to see whether there were any other alternatives on the horizon. I now saw three of the new female graduate students coming out of the kitchen, with chips and dips, but no companions. A quick evaluation: do I stick with my 40 something or head for, literally, greener pastures? My ever-present conscience replied not to be a cad and drop mommie dearest in favor of those that could be her, and my, daughters. Enough of moral ambiguity, back to the sofa!
âDamn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!â were the only thoughts my courageous sailor-self could muster.
Walking back to her, Angelina looked up at me and uncrossed and recrossed her legs, pausing just enough to let me catch a peek at the inside of her bronze colored right thigh, not enough to see the golden never-never land but enough to get me wondering about the paradise that lay above. Simultaneously she pulled out a cigarette from her purse and held it out for me to light. I placed our drinks on the table, took her lighter from her hand and proceeded to light her Marlboro. As I did so, she covered my hand and lighter with her other hand, in a soft and inviting gesture with enough of a glancing touch that even a stuffy old professor such as myself couldnât help but understand.
Her eyes shone as she softly said âThank you.â
From deep inside my Dockers, but way above my Topsiders, something said, âYouâre welcome.â
So far so good, I thought, she drinks, she smokes. Two out of three ainât bad âŚmaybe this could get interesting after all. I admit, I am a sucker for women who smoke. This day and age it is so politically incorrect that Iâve found smokers have to have personality to withstand all the pressures and stand, or smoke, their ground. Heck, if she smokes in the sofa, maybe sheâll smoke somewhere else.
After this, my thoughts quickly returned to reality and how I was going to fill the next few hours with agreeable social conversation. I admit that small talk has never been my forte. I forget jokes ten minutes after hearing them. Itâs been years since I saw a movie. My last concert tickets were for the Rolling Stones when they were stars, not fossils. I have been to a few art galleries recently, but only long enough to recognize that I should go back to school to understand modern art. My circle of friends is so limited that I never have interesting stories to tell. My Saturday afternoon golf game is so bad that sometime it is worth a few laughs. I no longer count the strokes in my round, only how many dozen balls Iâve lost, how many people Iâve hit and whether Iâll be sent to Iraq as the new Army secret weapon.
Luckily, Johnnie had softened the ground for me and Angelina took the lead in conversation:
âTell me about these kids,â she said, âarenât they all wonderfulâŚ. Johnnie says they adore your classes.â