Sometimes, shit happens.
Really, it does.
I had my share of shit throughout the years and the experiences. It just doesn't piss me off like that.
I slowly sip my coffee, thinking about what happened last night. I failed. Miserably. I should have known better, drinking too much doesn't help me get laid. I remember her slight smirk, the way she slowly tapped my flask dick, the way she forced her voice to have an understanding tone as she told me it wasn't that bad. That we could try later.
Truth be told, that never happened to me before. Damn these three last drinks I took for no reason at all. This morning I woke up next to her, looking at her beautiful sleeping body, wondering if I'm still a man. The coffee suddenly taste like shit as I remember how she rubbed my cock, hoping that it'll get hard.
I am pulled out of my nasty reverie as I hear footsteps approaching. I put down my mug as she enters the room, wearing one of my t-shirts and her yellow panties. Her hair is a wild mess, but she doesn't seem to care. She grins when she sees the way I'm staring.
"Hey baby," she says extending her head over the kitchen counter for a kiss.
"Hey you," I say before putting my lips on hers. She tastes sweet, like that creamy drink we had last night. I try to suck her lower lip but she pulls back, breaking the kiss, a teasing light dancing in her eyes.
"You're hungry, I see." she says, staring at me.
"Yes," I say, my fingers slowly tracing one of her ass cheeks.
She takes my hand off her butt.
"Must be from all the stuff you did last night."
I can feel the sting of humiliation as the words hit me. She pours herself a cup of coffee.
"Do you want me to make something for you?" she says in a questioning voice, her eyes never leaving mine.
I think carefully before I nod, in a cautious way.
She smiles and walks to the fridge, taking a pack of eggs.
"Thank you," I say miserably.
"Silly," she says, her back turned. "It's the least I can do to repay all the things you did for me last night."
I can only imagine the grin on her face as I feel a rush of heat on my face. I take a deep breath, stay quiet and look at her.
She cooks quickly and efficiently. It's not long before the room is filled with a sweet smell of frying bacon.
"Smells good babe," I say trying to take my eyes off her huge ass.
"Thank you baby," she answers, not even looking at me.
I clear my voice, hoping that I don't sound too loud.
"You know, about last night..." I say, cracking my knuckles.
She gives me a quick glance over her shoulder, one eyebrow raised.
"Yes, what about it?"
"I think I should apologize for what happened," I say quietly.
"Nothing happened."
"Yes, exactly," I snap, trying to ignore her mocking tone. "Humm, you know, it's never happened before."
She looks at me again and shrugs, going back to her frying pan.
"It's nothing babe. By doing nothing, I actually got a lot of rest. I wasn't even tired in the first place."