"No. No. Not going to happen." Hank spoke the words with nearly no emotion. He knew where this was all going with Ann. It went to this same discussion every year.
"Hey, it's my birthday coming up and I should get the present I want."
"We've been married twelve years and we've had this talk twelve times and nothing has changed. Nothing," Hank said.
"But it's MY birthday! On your birthday, you always want to fuck my ass and I let you although I don't really enjoy it. It's your birthday and you get what you want. I should get the same consideration!"
"Are you dissatisfied with our sex life," Hank asked.
Ann thought for a few moments. Hank was really good in bed. He was sensitive to her desires and always made her cum at least once and often twice. He had a great cock that was just over seven inches and pretty thick. It filled her completely. Her birthday gift had nothing to do with resolving dissatisfaction.
"I'm not hearing any complaints," Hank said.
Ann smiled at her husband, a physical hunk at thirty-five. He stood at the foot of the bed extending his hand to take her to bed for a good fucking. A half-hour later, they both lay in bed sharing a light mist of sweat.
"That was great, but I still want that special present for my birthday," Ann said softly in Hank's ear before she went to the bathroom.
Hank lay in bed wondering if this birthday desire would ever subside and disappear from their lives. Ann returned from the bathroom and slipped into bed. Laying on her side beside him, her large breasts pressed against his side as she stroked his hairy chest. She gently kissed his nipples which made him squirm. He knew she was trying to soften him up.
"So, if we're good, why is your birthday request always the same?"
"I don't know. I guess it's for the thrill of it all," Ann said.
"Well, I'd have a problem with you fucking any other man, so I have a problem with you wanting to be fucked by a black guy." Hank paused. "I just don't get it!"
Hank had wondered about this whole black thing. Was "big black cock" just an urban myth or were black cocks just bigger because of some race thing? Ann was always vocal when they had sex. He wondered if a black cock - large or not - would have her scream out anything other than what she called out to him.
"Would you let me suck on the finger of a black man," Ann asked.
"I guess there's nothing wrong with that," Hank conceded. "It's just a piece of skin, I guess."
"There!" Ann continued, "so why couldn't I suck on a black guy's cock. It's just a piece of skin - well, black skin!"
"Okay I see where you going here," Hank said. "Yes, it's just a piece of black skin. But, sucking his cock, unlike his finger, will trigger his balls."
"Well, now that you brought it up, how about you let me lick and suck on his ball-sack?" Ann was looking smug with her progression of ideas. "Just more skin. Just like the finger and the cock."
"But," Hank said. "His finger is not going to want to fuck you." Hank realized too late that he hadn't thought that through very well.
"I don't know. I bet his finger would like to fuck me and you really didn't have an issue with his finger, right?"
"So, you have no issue with his finger which is just like cock and you don't have an issue with his finger in my pussy, so you shouldn't have an issue with his cock in my pussy. Right?"
Hank hated Ann when she tried to out-fox him like this. "No. Just no." Hank paused trying to collect his wits to win this battle of words. "So, you just want a black cock in your pussy. It's as simple as that, right?"
"Yes. See, now you get it. I want black cock!"
"So, if I buffed my cock and balls with black shoe polish until they were nice and black, I could fuck you with my black cock and you'd be all over this, right?"
Ann hated it when Hank rose to the occasion and scored points in their word battles. "So, Hank, you're saying that if you color your cock black, you'd have no problem. Fine, you've finally agreed that I can have a black cock. Great! So, finally we agree."
"Fine. I really don't care anymore," Hank blurted out. "I'll find you a black cock to fuck you for your birthday. This will be a one-off and after that, there'll be no more black cocks, period."
Ann smiled. "Okay, my birthday is in two weeks. So, what black cock are you giving me?"
Hank thought. "Don't worry about it. Just take your birthday off from work and I'll send someone over. You promise that there'll be no complaints about my selection. When a black man tells you that your husband sent him, you'll know that he's your present."
"Deal. Now pick someone good for me. No tricky stuff, Hank."
Hank watched as Ann left the room surrounded by an air of victory mixed with carnal lust. Thinking back over the last few minutes, he didn't see the point at which he lost the battle. He now realized that he had to find a black man to screw his wife. That was going to be hard. He really didn't want to ask a friend as that would be awkward before, during, and after the fucking. On-the-other-hand, Hank didn't want to just walk down the street and upon meeting the first black man invite him to fuck Ann. Making it all more complex was the fact that he really had no desire to watch a black guy fuck his sweet Ann. He'd rather have the man come to the house, fuck her, and leave while he was out.
Hank decided to spend a few minutes and figure a way to get out of this.
The following day, Hank sat at his desk watching people walk by his cubical. Each time a black guy passed Hank considered him and found a reason to nix him. He didn't want a Ralph. Ralph chased pussy every morning, noon, and night. But then bragged about it among his co-workers. He'd even share cell phone pictures of his dates nude and or being fucked - even if the women worked in the office. Ralph was definitely not getting the job.
He shifted his consideration to men who weren't very social and those from whom he'd never heard of their external activities. Several came to mind. Robbie who worked in accounting seemed nice enough. If he had a life outside the office no one knew. He was forty, with what appeared to be a fit body. He didn't have the build of a guy that would have a huge cock, but who knew these things about black cock. Hank really didn't want to send Ann a stud with a huge cock. Robbie would be a good candidate.