Barbara had just gotten home from work. I had just returned from an afternoon run along the greenway, a paved trail through our neighborhood, which also bordered a local nature park. It was a great place to jog, shaded and away from traffic. Parts of it were fairly secluded as it wound through very picturesque woods. The light there was beautiful in the afternoon and I'd often seen people out taking pictures amongst the foliage.
"You're not going to believe what I saw," I said as I stripped off my sweaty running clothes and headed to the shower.
"What?" Barbara asked. She was also in the bathroom changing out of her work clothes.
"I was running on the greenway," I began.
"Really? You don't say?" she interrupted with a sarcastic tease, and a smile.
"Funny," I replied "You know that really pretty section of ferns along the greenway?"
"Yes?" she answered with a distracted tone brushing her hair.
"There was a couple there doing a topless photo shoot."
Barbara turned around to face me, her eyebrows arched. I knew that I had her attention. I turned on the shower and got in enjoying the feel of the warm water pounding on me. I continued the story.
"I came around the bend and I saw a blonde, about mid-twenties, kneeling among the ferns and a guy across from her with a camera. I didn't think much of it at first. Just another couple taking pictures. It's a great spot. Good background, great light, absolutely beautiful," I droned on almost losing track of the story. " Anyway, for some reason I looked more closely and could see that she wasn't wearing anything."
"I thought you said she was topless, not naked," Barbara shouted over the noise of the water.
"I assume she was just topless, but I guess she could have been totally naked. I could definitely see her breasts and all the way down to her navel when she put her hands behind her head and arched her back for the camera. It's going to be a fantastic picture. She was definitely model material," I hollered back
I felt a cold smack as the wet wash cloth she threw hit me. "Hey!" I yelped.
"So how long did you stay there watching?" Barbara asked.
"I couldn't really do that without being too obvious. I'm not a creeper you know. I had to keep going ... although I did slow down a bit to catch my breath," I added with a smirk.
I turned off the water and stepped out of the shower, towel in hand. "It gets better," I added.
"Really?" she asked, without any hidden sarcasm this time.
"Yeah. On my way running back up the trail, when I passed the ferns, I saw the photographer standing in the same spot. No girl in sight. He was just standing there making faces, like he was hurt or something. I was about to ask him if he was ok, when I noticed the top of the blonde's head. It was bobbing up and down right about waist high in front of the guy."
A look of recognition crossed Barbara's face.
"Yep. She was giving him a blow job right there in the ferns," I confirmed.
"Did you stay and watch?" she asked with real interest.
"No. Like I said, I would have been too obvious."
"Too bad. That would have been hot to see," Barbara said and went back to brushing her hair.
"I don't know," I added "Watching some other guy make funny faces while getting a blow job isn't my idea of a good time. I'd much rather be getting one from you," I said hugging you from behind.
Barbara pushed her butt back grinding it against my damp groin. "You make some pretty funny faces yourself you know."