You made your bed...now lie in it.
My father was lying slumped on the bed as I was holding a gun aimed at my wife and baby.
Forty five minutes earlier I had come home from work at midday instead of my usual 6pm. I made my way into the lounge expecting to see Val doing some work on her laptop. The house was empty, I made a nice latte in the kitchen then walked back to my favourite chair and sunk into it.
The baby monitor sprang to life with a crackle, I was sure I heard Val's voice. She must be in the bedroom putting the baby down for the afternoon. I half arose from my chair to go up when I heard my father say.
"Yes, just like that, ooooohhh yes."
I stopped in my tracks, time stood still. I didn't dare even breath. It felt like hours before I heard him again moaning. It couldn't be, I must be mistaken.
"You like that?" I heard Val say.
"Yes, suck it just like that, mmmmmm"
I sat back again holding my head in my hands.
"No not them, please god no."
"SHHH Tom, did you hear that? On the monitor, I think Jim is downstairs."
"He can't be," He said, "he is at work till 6pm like clockwork."
"Go look, please."
I heard him get off the bed and some clothes rustling. I panicked! My own house and I am the one panicking! I managed to get myself hidden behind the tall unit in the dining room before anyone came down.
"Shit, my coffee!"
Too late. My father was walking tip toe down my staircase, I heard the creaky 5th step. He looked into the lounge then into the room I was hidden in. I heard him walk to the kitchen then back up the stairs to the creaky step. He stopped on it for a second or two.
"Anything?"
I heard my wife say.
"No. nothing to worry about."
He walked back up and into our bedroom to MY bed.