My wife Sally is a yoga instructor whose latest series, Yoga, Cuckoldry, and Mindfulness for Couples, has been well received. Guided meditation, instruction, and class rules and norms are designed to intimidate husbands, empower wives, and gratify alphas.
Class dress codes embolden wives for maximum exposure and titillation while husbands' attire is meant to accentuate our insufficiencies and deprive us of any masculine footing. Most of the women heartily buy into this practice, and celebrate being on display regardless of their shape. A fraction of them, and all of their husbands, experience deep embarrassment. According to Sally, we must unlearn our sense of shame in our joyful journey to enlightenment. The only joy Husbands are allowed is the twisted gratification of a cuckold's humiliation. Our disjointed wiring likewise exhilarates those of us who are required to bear the indignities of subordination, and emasculation. The last sensation any of us should feel is manliness, which is instead reserved for the few and fortunate alphas who are also called "heroes." These masculine men arrive unaccompanied, and by special invitation only. Like Hindu gods, they dress as they please, most often choosing thin fabric shorts that reveal the contours of their cocks. Our roles are instantly and always identifiable.
Role identification is also supported with coordinated poses and instruction. Sally might, for example, instruct husbands to "point your little penis to the floor," while encouraging wives to "exhale, and touch your toes," for the viewing pleasure of the alpha standing behind her. A cuckold might receive an unexpectedly loud spank on his bottom for poor form, while a hero's pose is corrected as she presses his perineum ("taint") or leans her firm breasts into him. She might playfully "set free" a wife's boobs or buttocks for the momentary exhilaration of exposure to an adjacent hero.
Class rules and norms further support the journey to cuckoldry:
1. Husbands must stay put behind their mats.
2. Wives are free to roam about the room to flirt with, and be freely groped by alphas as husbands helplessly look on.
3. Alphas are encouraged to lustfully handle all wives, but they will earn special favor for going out of their way to feel up wives who might otherwise be overlooked for lack of conventional attractiveness.
Sally's classes have always been popular with women at the local studio. In fact, part of what attracted me to her when we started dating was how liked she was by other women. She's the "earthy" type, understated in her appearance, she wears no makeup, and does not dress to accentuate her firm, round ass or her larger-than-average breasts. She has shoulder length brown, hair, radiant blue eyes, and a smile that could melt Manhattan. In the beginning, she was amazing in bed and provided me with daily expert blowjobs. She sucked my cock in a parked car in the middle of New York City, and walked with me into an 8th Avenue adult bookstore just because it was kinky, and because she knew that I would love it. She told me about her experience visiting sex clubs with her former boyfriend who, in her words, had a "huge cock." After our son had been born, her desire for orgasm had faded from always, to once in a while. And now at thirty-six, sex (with me) is just another item on her to-do list.
Sally's inspiration for connecting the practice of yoga with cuckoldry began with the need to make up for lost business during the 2020 pandemic. On our shielded, private patio at home, Sally offered individual and semi-private lessons. As June became July and afternoon temperatures soared into the 80s and 90s, she'd stripped down to shorter yoga pants and a sports bra, consistent with Bikram Yoga. As students followed suit, I couldn't believe my good fortune. Beautiful women came to my home to practice Hot Yoga for my viewing pleasure.
My sense of good fortune disappeared in a heartbeat the day that Billy appeared for a private lesson. He was the first in a series of heroes to enjoy one-on-one training in our home. Responding to the doorbell that Friday morning, I found a strapping 25-year-old, with a man bun atop of his six-foot tall construction of wall-to-wall muscle. Wearing black shorts and a white tank top, he was unidentifiable through sunglasses and an N95 mask.
With no idea who he was, I greeted him with an unsure, "Yes?"
Respectfully, he removed his shades and pressed his thumbs to his solar plexus, offering, "My name is Billy, I believe Sally is expecting me."
As I stepped aside and gestured for him to enter, I wondered what possible business he could have with us until Sally rushed down the stairs with a smile befitting a visit from Lord Vishnu himself. As if I wasn't there, she threw her arms around him, pressed her face to his chest, and closed her eyes.
Stepping back, she looked up into his eyes and softly asked, "Did you bring it?"
Nodding in the affirmative, he handed her the official results of his PCS test, confirming that he was Covid free. Before he could respond to my invitation to unmask and have a drink, Sally directed me to take our son to his tennis lesson, which seemed odd to me, given the time.
"It's 11:30, The lesson isn't for another hour!" I whined.
When Sally did not respond, I knew the score. My heart sank. I was going to be cuckolded right there in my home! Notwithstanding the highlights of erotic fiction, it sucks when you learn that your wife is fucking another guy. There is a part of me and I suspect every other beta, cuckold, patsy, pushover, wimp and wuss that feels the unique despair for want of what we will never have: loyalty, reliability, or respect.