Halloween Story Contest 2022
Trevor Rabin; Trevor Horn; Jon Anderson; Chris Squire: "Owner of a lonely heart. Much better than an owner of a broken heart."
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My name is Gerald Mason. I make educational videos for a living. My hobby is trying my hand at all other types of movie making. This has caused many heated arguments from Ariel, my wife.
It is not cheap to produce even a small film if you want to do it right. That's a problem but not the biggest problem. To do these movies I have to pay actors and actresses. Some of these actresses are set on advancing their careers and do things that wouldn't pass the spousal approved test.
Well timed wardrobe malfunctions tempt me, but I've managed to enjoy the scenery without compromising my vows. Ariel thinks otherwise regardless of my denials. Like I said, it's a bone of contention.
Ariel, as are most women who put their mind to it, is a good looking woman. She eats healthy, works out a few times a week, and isn't shy about spending lots of money on clothes and beauty products. Working at a large health facility I'm sure she gets plenty of attention that also wouldn't pass the spouse sniff test.
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For Halloween this year, I've decided to attempt a scary short story. Kind of like an avant-garde style horror film. As my personal life currently sucks I was not a pleasant man to work for. Try as I might to not take it out on the cast and crew, I'd occasionally screw up. Still, they believed in the project and stuck with me.
These movies usually take a lot of time, but I was in a hurry to present this one at our family birthday party. Ariel and I were hosting this year. In our combined families, there were four with birthdays in October including mine. Making it a family party seemed natural. All told it looked like about thirty people would be joining us today. Friends, neighbors, and lots of in-laws from both sides were expected to start arriving shortly. Many came primarily to see my newest movie.
My invitations warned of the nature of this movie. It is pretty scary. Christy, the young lady I recruited for the main female role, really had the panic screams down. The hair on my arm stood up while filming some of the scenes. She was that good. I'm hoping tonight's crowd feels the same way. I asked her to be here tonight and she's been flirting with everyone. Most of the men have been having trouble keeping their eyes off of her well displayed chest.
One of the hardest things to get right, in any of these movies, is the dialogue. Contrived conversations can ruin a scene. So, I've resorted to recruiting my friends and relatives. Well recruited isn't quite the right choice of words. Without their knowledge I've recorded some conversations. So sue me. It's much more realistic to hear people share rumors and secrets believing no one is listening. I've done this for most of my movies after getting slammed on my first few shorts.
Today's attendees included my parents, Ariel's parents, my brother Dan, Ariel's sister Rachel, and the list goes on. Many of these people have unknowingly provided random conversations. It's pretty dull stuff and I'm amazed at how almost all of them snipe at each other. What's up with that? Do I snipe at Ariel? I'm now more cognizant of that possibility, so I'm biting my tongue more often nowadays. However, the clandestine recordings have helped me achieve my goal. Realistic conversations in scenes really do help.
The previous movies I've done were quirky remakes of some of the all-time greats, so everyone was looking forward to this year's offering. I warned them that it was like an Alfred Hitchcock thriller.
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When my parents asked what I wanted for my birthday, I told them 'Acme Forge Series 10-Piece Knife Block Set'. I asked them to keep it a secret, and that I had my reasons.
It's a high quality knife set. Stainless Steel. Wood handles curved for comfort and precision. The set includes a Chef, Butcher, Boning, and several serrated knives. It ain't cheap, but I'm the good son.
When Ariel's parents asked what I wanted for my birthday, I told them 'Acme Forge Series 10-Piece Knife Block Set'. I also asked them to keep it a secret, and that I had my reasons. I am, after all, the good son-in-law.
My gift suggestion for my brother Dan was a grey oversized hooded sweatshirt, Belichick style, with cut-off sleeves. My neighbor Ned is getting me a work bucket from Lowes or Home Depot along with several four foot two by fours.
I must have been a good boy this year, as I got everything on my list. And then I endured the taunts and ridicule.
"Hey, you asked, I told you, and then you got it for me. What's the problem?"
Ariel chided me "You're weird."
I shrugged my shoulders while responding "And you're just now getting around to noticing?"
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After the dishes were cleared away and the wrapping paper disposed, all gathered around our sixty inch wall-mounted high definition television.
"I'm warning you now that my first reviews found this to be quite scary and troublesome. You won't hurt my feelings if you want to leave."
My parents didn't budge. Ariel's parents didn't budge. My little sister bid us farewell. Rachel stuck around. I wasn't sure about her, but correctly guessed everyone else would stay. Only five people had left.
"Sit back and find something or someone to hold on to."
Ariel and Rachel snuggled up next to each other as sisters are known to do. The screen showed the title 'Owner of a broken heart.'
The background noise was a heartbeat. Steady, but not overpowering.
The camera came into focus in a typical residential house garage with man muttering to himself. He was wearing a hoodie sweatshirt, with the hoodie pulled over his head. Something was bothering this man. He gathered up a twenty-five foot extension cord, a reciprocating saw, and a few saw blades. The camera followed him as he passed a lovely woman sitting in a kitchen.
"Hey babe" from her drew no response from him as he muttered his way to the top of the stairs.
After dropping the coiled up extension cord and his corded saw he knelt down. His hands were shaking as he secured the nine inch blade in the saw. Normally that blade would be used to prune trees. It was the closest thing he had to what he needed. Plugging it in, the saw was now ready for use.
Trudging down the stairs he walked by the woman who shrugged her shoulders at his indifference. He returned once again to his garage where he retrieved some two by fours out of his truck. Taking his claw hammer down from the tool rack and grabbing a sack of 16d nails, he re-entered the house.
The woman was still sipping her drink and sending text messages. That changed when she heard the sound of nails being driven. The telltale sound of thump, thump, thump.
"What in the hell are you doing?" from the quite irritated woman as she noticed the front door covered with two by fours.
Thump, thump, thump, and another nail was securely in place. After two more boards were attached to the doorframe, the woman ranted.
"How are we supposed to get out of house using that door?"
The man curtly replied "We aren't."
Shaking her head in disbelief, she returned to the kitchen and resumed texting.