"Oh honey, I'm so sorry," my wife Mary said as she rushed into the kitchen where I'd been watching the evening news. As you can imagine, I didn't have the foggiest idea what she was talking about. Tears were running down her cheeks as she hugged me. The first thing I thought of was the car. Damn, accidents were such a total pain in the ass.
"It's okay, honey. Tell me about it. Are you okay?"
She held me tight still and nodded her head. I could feel the tears on my cheek.
"Come on, baby. Just tell me what happened. It'll be fine."
"I'm so sorry. I just couldn't ... sob ... help myself." I was totally confused. Still, knowing she'd get around to whatever the problem was soon enough, I just held her and rubbed her back.
The movement near the kitchen door attracted my attention before he said anything but definitely kept my attention when he did.
"Time to tell him now," he said and chuckled. Though I don't generally pay much attention to the size of men, this guy standing in the door was good sized. Probably around 6-2 or 3. Well proportioned and fit looking in his windbreaker opened onto a tank top that didn't quite cover a thatch of dark hair on his chest. His arms were crossed over his chest and he leisurely leaned against the side of the doorway. I didn't like the way he smiled at me.
"Are you going to tell him now or do you want me to?" he said. She didn't say anything. "Okay then. Hey man ... ah, Andy right? Your wife came to me ..."
"Please! Okay! I'll tell him. Just give me a minute." She was as flustered as a professional woman can possibly be.
"Tell me what?" I said mildly but felt anything but mild as I stared across the room at this ... guy.
"This is Tom. He ah works ..."
"Yeah. I know. I think I've seen him around. Agent, right?" I said to him. He nodded with a smile. It wasn't like being a real estate agent was much of a guess in a real estate office but there were several other job descriptions. As I could testify since Mary is vice president for contracts and is NOT an agent. In fact, with support staff, there were probably more people who worked with her who were not agents than were. Particularly considering that when they were doing their jobs right, they weren't in the office any more than necessary to do paperwork.
"Hey, this is going to be easier and faster just to spit it out," he said, moving into the room.
"No!" she squealed.
"I've been fucking your wife every chance I get for about two months."
"What?" I said, finding myself standing up and not remembering how I got that way.
"I guess she was talking to a couple of the secretaries. Maybe Roxanne." Another agent I'd met.
"We were just talking," she said. "About ... sex. Just talk. You know."
"Talking about sexual experiences. Comparing husbands. What they did. All about their equipment, if you know what I mean."
I wasn't happy about that but, since guys compare experiences sometimes, I could more or less understand.
"Okay."
"Anyway, I'd been out with Roxanne and Tina." I remembered them both well. Tina was a sexy little secretary and Roxanne was an older woman but with a fantastic shape. "I guess they agreed that I'm ... pretty good, if you know what I mean." This guy was just way too egotistic for me. If there was no other reason to hate him, the smirking ego was enough.
"Fantastic," my wife said out of the blue, returning my attention to her as she bit her lip as if she hadn't meant to say anything. The smirk on the guy's face broadened, of course. She hugged herself.
"So tell him," he said. Now I was afraid of what they were saying. They'd been screwing for a while. They were here to tell me something. God! She couldn't be leaving me, could she? I looked at her, praying I was wrong, and waited.
"He's been ... making love to ..."
"Fucking. I've been fucking you," he interjected. She nodded with a blush and nervously played with her rings. Our wedding rings.
"He's been fucking me."
"Go on. What did I tell you?" he said pointedly.
"He told me it wasn't fair to you ..."
"You are my wife," I said a little too loud. "Of course it's ..."
"What I told her was that it wasn't fair that you didn't know what was going on. How much she needs what I give her."
"You give her extramarital sex. And I'm not a little happy ..."
"It's a lot more than that, Andy," he said with that smirk and a swagger to his hips. "I give her sex when she needs it. I give her the thrill of illicit sex. I give her the best sex she's ever had in her life. And an important part of it is that I have a lot more cock to give her than she knew was possible."
All I could do was stand there with my mouth open.
"What I want her to do is to let you in on how much she enjoys a big cock and great sex. You need to know that and see her really enjoy sex for a change." What an arrogant son of a bitch!
"Please, Tom," she moaned.
"I told you, right?" he said in a threatening voice. "We'll do it like I said or you can look for someone else to fuck you."
I waited for her to tell him to get out but she said nothing. Only nodding.
"I think it's time you left now," I said bluntly. After all, I didn't have to be nice to this asshole. His face changed as he smiled rather nastily.
"So, Mary. Should I leave now?" he asked her.
"No," she answered. "Please, Andy."
"Like I said. She has to have it now. You can either sit back and watch or I'll leave. If I leave, I'm not sure what Mary will do but I'm pretty sure you won't be happy about it." He seemed totally comfortable with all this.
"Please don't make him leave, Andy."
"What she's not telling you yet is that if you say no to this, I'm out of here and out of her life forever." She gasped, telling me more plainly than she could have any other way that she didn't want that. "It doesn't mean that she's not going to get some on the side. In fact, I'll bet she'll be looking about five minutes after I leave.
"But think, Andy. Where does a woman go to look for a big cock? What does she have to do to get one in her? Hang out in bars? Maybe. Start selling her little ass on the street somewhere? Possible.
"But you know what, Andy?" He waited for me with that stupid look on his face. Self- satisfied at least. "She's going to have to look for a long time to find what she's already found and, whether you believe in the stereotypes or not, she'll find half a dozen black guys with nearly the right qualifications before she finds one white guy.
"If she's real lucky, she won't have to look for too long before she finds what she needs or something close enough for her." He actually frowned then. "Since I like her a lot, I just hope to hell she won't get herself in too much trouble before she finds it."
I was thinking about her hanging out in bars and didn't like that at all. What would she do? Would she ask guys the size of their cocks? Would they tell her or insist she find out for herself? I thought probably she'd have to look, even if they were willing to tell her. And a lone woman in a bar wouldn't be safe even if she wasn't looking for what he was saying she would look for.
He spoke my worst fear before I'd more than had it cross my mind.
"At worst, she's going to be some pimp's best girl or shipped off to some mideast country as some rich sheik's whore. I'd really hate to see that happen." He actually looked like he cared.