After a particularly long and challenging day at work, Gavin comes in, greets his lovely wife Shayna with a huge hug and a kiss. After changing from his work clothes, he prepares them a nice, simple dinner.
While eating in front of the TV, they look for something to watch. Of course, there's nothing on. Some things look interesting, but after watching a show for a few minutes and not getting into it, Gavin says "You know, I had a really crappy day at work; I couldn't wait to get home and get my mind off things. I just wish there was something really hot on TV we could watch and totally get into, something that would get our juices flowing."
His wife Shayna says "Well, I have something much better than TV; and it's something I know you'll love."
Gavin says "Oh yes, you do!"
Shayna smirks and says, "No, not that! At least not yet. I'm being serious here. I have something that will DEFINITELY get us both excited. It actually just came in the mail today. I was going to give it to you for an anniversary present, but if you really want it now, I'll let you have it."
Okay, you've piqued my interest. What do you have that you know I'm really going to love?
Shayna goes to the bedroom and comes back with a small box. It's nothing special.
Gavin asks "Is this a joke? What could possibly be so good, yet come in a box that small?"
She says "Open it and find out."
As Gavin looks at the box, he notices the return address, it's from the same city where they had a mini vacation just a few weeks before.
"Oh, so you bought me something while we were on vacation?"
She says "Not exactly: technically, you bought something for us, you paid all the money, it was included in the price of our vacation."
As Gavin thinks back about that vacation, he remembered how good the first day was: getting in late, staying up all night having incredible sex, waking up early the next morning, having even more incredible sex. Aaahhhh!! Such wonderful memories.
Then he also remembered the last couple days of the trip. Shayna went out shopping one day with her old friend Tisha, who happened to be in town, while he went to check out a history exhibit and museum.
The last day of the trip was not so good, Shayna was in bed almost the whole day and hardly got up at all. Gavin did his best to comfort and make her feel better, though not much worked.
As Gavin starts to open the box, Shayna says "Are you sure you want to open this?"
Gavin says "I guess I do. Why, do you not want me to?"
Shayna replies "Well, sometimes in life, there are things you cannot UNsee."
Gavin was rather puzzled. After a short pause, he asks "Can you return it if I don't like it? Did you save the receipt?"
"No, I did not save the receipt, but I couldn't return it anyway. Trust me! You're going to love it."
After hearing that, Gavin said "Well I guess I have to open it!
Peeling away the tape, he sees that it was insured for $2000 and freaked!!
"What on earth have you bought for $2000?"
Shayna says "I got you what you have always wanted. Just open the box!!"
Slowly opening the box, he sees it's a flash drive. He asks "Is this a bunch of pictures from vacation?"
Shayna says "Yes; in a way. It is pictures, and a video, and all taken while we were on vacation, but on the day you went to the history museum."
Gavin thinks for a moment. All of the sudden, his dirty imagination kicks in! He turns his head, looks directly at Shayna, slowly raises an eyebrow and says "Is this pictures of you and Tisha? Did you guys make me a video? You know I've always wanted to see that! I cannot wait to see it!!"
"No, no, no Gavin; it's not a video of me and Tisha, but I'm sure you're not going to be disappointed."
"Then what is it?"
Shayna replies: "Well, it is a video of me, but not with Tisha; it's a video of me with other people."
Gavin very sternly says "You need to start explaining much more quickly than you currently are."
Shayna said "Well, there's a very good reason why we had to go on that vacation. We had to go on those exact dates, to that location, and stay at that hotel. There's also a very good reason why our vacation cost so much more than you anticipated."
Gavin says "And you're going to tell me the reason for all of these things?"
Shayna looked into Gavin's eyes. She held one of his hands. She trembled as she spoke: "Tisha and I began planning this many months ago. I told her what I wanted, and she arranged everything. On the day you were gone to the history exhibit, I made a movie for you; the movie you've always wanted."
Gavin said "Are you serious? You made that kind of movie, when I left to go to a museum?"
"Yes, I did. Well, I didn't do it alone, of course. I had a lot of help!! You probably passed the production crew and the cast members as you were walking down the hallway! We started shooting minutes after you left."
Sheer terror filled Gavin's body as he realized his beautiful wife was deadly serious.
As it all sinks in, Gavin's terror gives way to unimaginable curiosity. Questions started forming.