"Hey, Alexa, I'm so glad you picked up. I got to talk to you. I think Georgia knows about us. I don't know what to do"
"Calm down, Jonny. What's happened?"
"Well, I had this really weird conversation with Georgia last night. She well.. she kinda asked me to fuck you. Like, almost like I'd be doing her a favour."
"I see and what did you do? You didn't agree, did you?"
"Well... I mean kinda, yeah."
"Oh Jonny, you really are an idiot."
"Don't laugh, Alexa, this is serious. I mean I knew it was a bad idea but she was just so insistent."
"Don't worry, Jonny. You are an idiot but it's OK. I thought she might do something like this."
"You did?"
"Yes, I mean I might even have given her the idea."
"You did? Why? She did say she knew you were keen now I think about it. Why would you suggest that though?"
"Don't you like the idea, though, Jonny? Your lover and your wife at the same time? Any man's fantasy I would have thought."
"It's not that I wouldn't like it."
"Oh, you would, would you? Don't worry, Jonny, I know you still do it with Georgia, you lying piece of shit. I just don't care. You've got a really nice cock and you know what to do with it. Surprisingly good with your tongue too, but apart from that, Georgia's welcome to you."
"Oh, right."
"What's wrong? Cat got your tongue? You don't really want to be with me anyway. You just want to fuck me and I just want to fuck you and let's leave it at that."
"Alright, fine. Yes, happy to leave it at the fucking, but why do you have to bring Georgia into this."
"I don't like lying to her."
"What?"
"Look, she's my best friend. She truly is. You might not mind lying to your wife, Jonny, but I don't like lying to my best friend."
"So you want to break up with me."
"Not quite. I really do like how you fuck me Jonny. You really do have a talent for that, you satisfy me in a way no other man ever has. But I want to have you in a way that means I don't have to lie about it."
"And so, what, you've persuaded Georgia to let her share me?"
"Pretty much."
"Wow. How the hell did you do that?"
"Made her think it was her idea. Made her think about what might be in it for her?"
"And what might that be?"
"Oh Jonny. You really can be an idiot sometimes. Can't you think?"
"Well, no."
"Well, Jonny, let me spell it out for you. I'll tell you what's in it for her: pussy."
"What? No way!"
"No way? Jonny, you don't know your wife anything like as well you think you do. That girl loves pussy."
"Well, she did say you two had fooled around once or twice."
"It was more than once or twice."
"Oh."
"Look, I like girls. But I much prefer guys. Girls are fine if there are no guys around. But Georgia: she really likes girls. Like, really, really likes them. No one has ever eaten me out with as much enthusiasm as she has."
"Oh. Right"
"What's wrong Jonny? Doesn't that turn you on? A nice hot bit of girl on girl action? And you could get to watch. Maybe fuck me from behind while I eat out that sweet little peachy cunt of your wife's?"
"Well, yeah. I mean I guess that does sound pretty hot.
But Alexa?"
"Yes, Jonny?"
"Have you ever been with Georgia while I've been with her?"
"No Jonny. She's loyal. Unlike you."
"Oh."
"That's why she wants permission. I don't think she ever really admitted to herself how much she's into girls. In her mind, it was all just college high jinks. But, let me tell you Jonny, it was way more than that. For me, maybe, but for Georgia: she loved it."
"So this is all a set up? She's making out like she's doing you a favour? Doing me a favour? But it's all just so she can get with you again."
"Exactly. Although she's so deep in denial, I doubt she's even admitted that to herself."
"And, you're happy playing along with it."
"Sure. I'm through with lying to her, but I don't want to give up fucking you, Jonny, you really do make me feel incredible you know.
Think about it Jonny, you get to fuck two women. At the same time. You'd be a legend. And Georgia is a good little wife, she'd make sure you got lots of attention. You wouldn't be left out. I'm sure she'd happily suck your balls while I took your shaft. Just think about that.