What Kind of Man I Am Ch. 9
Hey Fuckers
Doing the best I can avoiding Covid, Karen and Ken. Unfortunately people we know have passed away and many have lost there jobs. I lost my Dad earlier this year along with dealing with all the other shit in life.
Sit down, relax, have a sandwich, drink a glass of milk, do some fuckin' thing besides complaining about waiting for a story.
Redo1984🤘
I had some editing help from JD, but then I kept tinkering with it. All the errors are mine.
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Thursday Night, August 24, 2018
One week till the big divorce day announcement.
"Holy shit Slaughter!?" I said.
"Oh yeah." said Matty.
"Are you fucking kidding me? This is way too much man. First class?" I said shaking my head.
"Chip. You're good. What you did for us with the talk was priceless. Most of this Jacy was able to secure at no charge or at deep discount." he said chuckling.
"Wow, this all looks great. What's GTX racing?" I asked.
"Well. We do some training and then get to race NASCAR style cars." he said smugly.
"Really? What the... Wow! This is going to be a weekend we will never forget." I said holding out my fist.
"You got that right. The only rub is we have to give some feedback on the racing so they can use it as customer testimonial." he said giving me a fist bump back.
I started to look around. Hmmm. Our flight attendant was put together. Loved her blonde hair. It was put up, but I bet anything it's long. Her company top or vest was pretty taunt. But I think she has some big guns lurking. She smiled at me and I felt a wave of energy. What a great smile.
What the hell was that? Since when do I feel energy?
I was mesmerized by her swish and sway of her bottom. I wonder if she ever thinks about her ass being at eye level for everyone. I'm sure there are some ladies that like it too.
I would love to fuck her with the outfit on. Mmm. Yeah. From behind with her breasts dangling out of her blouse. In the galley makes sense. Maybe she can hold on to some handles while I hold on to her hair? Way too difficult to do it on top of the drink cart. Fantasies have to be fucking plausible man.
"Ow got I bad, got it bad, I'm hot for teacher!"🎶
"Yeah! Just like the video and she yanks off the flight attendant uniform. Titties!" yelled Cappy.
"Stop it." said Matty nudging me.
I snapped out of my mile high dream.
"Sigh. Okay. Let me guess. You love her ass and her hair. Dare I say you love her large...." he said and stopped.
"Hi. Would you gentlemen like something to drink?" she said.
"I sure would... Kathryn. Thank you. I would like some water and I need something to help me sleep later. Any recommendations?" I asked.
"Maybe some wine?" she offered.
"I lean more towards beer." I said.
"How about a Sam Adams?" she said.
"Sounds great Kath. Sorry. Can I call you Kath?" I asked.
"Sure." she said with a smile.
"And you sir?" she asked Matty.
"Water sounds great. Like a couple of bottles please and thank you." he said.
"Oh! This is Matty. My name is Chip. We played basketball before we got here. We're a little dehydrated." I explained.
"Okay." She said with a giggle.
Kath was busy helping all her first class seats for a while. She finally sat down in her jump seat getting ready for takeoff right across from us. That energy was still there and flowing.
Maybe she will spread her legs? I wonder if she is shaven? Hmm. My gut says no. My guess is a nice landing strip.
"Dude. Your arms look a little more muscular." Matty said flicking my arm.
"What? Oh. Yeah. I have been working out consistently and eating much better since ... you know. Physically, I feel really good. I think I even lost about six to seven pounds as a bonus." I said.
"I wish I could do that." Kath said.
"You can. I started small. The key for me was eating more pineapple, celery, grapes, umm halos, salads. I'm a picky eater. But I found if I had those in supply at work and home, I ate them instead of chips. I still cook burgers or pizza at times. I work out almost about an hour every day. Today was just the game, but that wiped out a decent amount of calories and worked a lot of muscles." I said.
"I can't really do any of that up here." she said.
"Okay. So you need to customize a plan for you. Start small. Just one change." I said.
"Are you a trainer?" she asked quizzically.
"Nope. I just figured out what works for me. I work in a corporate office. Are you based here?" I asked.
"Yes." she smiled.
"After my trip, if you want to talk, I'm sure we could figure something out that would work for you. I have a lot... umm, on my plate for the next couple of weeks. But after that? Sometimes one small thing can set everything it in motion." I said.
Like a divorce or plans to siphon a large amount of money for yourself.
The fasten seat belt light went off. Kathryn got up at the same time I did.
"I have to use the restroom. Sorry, you go first. Please." I said.
We both moved to the area by the bathroom.
"Thank you so much for offering to help me. You sure your wife won't mind?" she asked while we were in front of the bathroom.
"Nope. Yeah. Apparently she is done with me. Next week in fact, she is going to surprise me with divorce papers. She doesn't know I know. I am super chatty right now. TMI. I'm sorry." I said.
"Oh Chip. No. I'm so sorry." she said.
"Thank you. Hey. You look great the way you are. You're an attractive, sexy, beautiful woman. All the guys stare at your butt when you go by. If you want to lose weight to feel better physically and mentally, that's great. Don't do it for anyone or for us guys. You're a hottie." I said nodding knowingly.
I could see tears welling up in her eyes.
"Oh shit. No. No. No. No. No, don't cry. See. Way too chatty." I said grimacing.
"No. You're, sniff, you're just so nice. I have never had anyone say that to me and in such a sincere way." she said.
"Come here." I said with my arms out.
I gave her a hug. I felt some movement in my loins. She smelled good and her chest pressed against me.
"Better?" I asked.
"Yes." she said.
She kissed me softly on the chin.
"Sorry." she said smiling.
"There is a curtain. It's okay. You had me in comforting mode and now I'm back to thinking ... You know I should just go to the bathroom." I said.
I had a quick thought.
"Oh here." I said and reached into my pocket.
I took my phone out and opened up new contacts.
"Go ahead and put your info in or not. Whatever you're comfortable with. Email is good. We don't know each other so it's good to be cautious. Or I can give you my email?" I said.
I went into the bathroom. When I came out she gave my phone back and smirked. Hmm. I want her! Is that so wrong? I had a vision of myself fondling her ass in sweats. Bending her over, pulling her sweats down and tasting her sweet blonde pussy.
"Come and get me girl. It's up to you."
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Shit. Now I was hard.
Reality check Chip! I will be lucky to have sex with one of these woman I'm all frothy after. It just isn't that easy. Right? I went back to my seat contemplating how shitty dating was going to be.
"Dude. You have to stop. Your game is already solid. You have the vibe of a good guy. Women can tell. " he said chuckling.
"I seriously can't help myself. I blame the cologne entirely and take no responsibility." I said chuckling.
Kath brought are drinks and we just smiled at each other.
"Beer first, then water." I said.
"Let's talk about the weekend plan. Please hold your applause till I'm done. So, racing and then Slaughter, Great White. After that a surprise. Saturday we can chill, pool, massages and fight night. Sunday we can hit the sports book and get some souvenirs. You just raise your hand to tap out when you're too tired old man and need a nap." he said.
"Me? Who naps?" I asked.
"Speaking of naps. We should get some sleep. Can I have one of those eye masks?" Matty said smirking.
"True. Here." I said chuckling.
After finishing my drinks, I put my mask on and let the drone of the engines lull me to sleep.
"She's my cherry pie..." 🎶
Is that Gwenth Paltrow? Stripping for me? Yeah baby. Her red hair dangling in my face. She smells so good. It kind of looks like her.
She shoved her tits in my face and a nipple was near my lips. Mmm, tastes so good. These tits are a lot bigger than Gwen's.
"Show me your cock Chip." she said in my ear.
"What!" I said jerking awake.
"You have a good time in there?" Matty said grinning.
"Uh. Yeah. It was pretty damn good." I mumbled.
"What was the dream?" he asked.
"You know, stuff. Good stuff." I said
"Uh Huh. Eva Green?" Matty said.
"Maybe. Ha ha. I wish. I might not have woken up or maybe grabbed Kath." I said whispering.
"Hey man. Serious talk. You should really use condoms when you get rolling officially. Besides the obvious concerns, HPV has really changed things." Matty whispered back.
"How so? I mean most women get checked yearly right? Pap smear?" I asked.
"Yeah. But once they get a bad strain. Cancer strains. Some you don't get rid of. Some are real bad news. Guys get it too. Although we seem to be able to get rid of it naturally over a year or two. But you could also give it to a partner unknowingly. They can't test effectively for it in men yet." he said.
"Shit. Are you trying to scare me away from sex? Cause it's working." I said.
"No. Information is good. Just wrap that shit up during test drives." he said.
"Theoretically, I could have it right now and pass it on if I slept with someone?" I asked.
"Yeah. You can get it orally as well. Here is the ass kicker. In a woman, it can stay dormant for 10, 20 plus years and surprise. It's bad news. But if Joan has never said anything, you should be in the ft clear. But you need to careful and make good decisions. I guess 25% of the population has HPV." he said.
"So being a sex machine and going down on a lady is probably not a good decision?" I said.
"Skip going downtown and wear a rain coat bro. Or? You know her well enough or cleared the air." he said.
The plane landed and I caught Kath staring. So I winked at her. She covered her mouth giggling and looked away. On the way out I gave her a hug.
"I'll reach out to you when I have time and will figure something out." I said.
"Please do. Take care of yourself Chip." she said
We landed and boogied to a cab since we only had carry ons. I texted the family that I had landed safely and was headed to the hotel. For the most part we were zombies in the cab.
Oh I didn't realize I had a message from Tiff.
"I'm Jealous. Have fun!"
That was nice. I need to figure out what I should do about her.
We hit the sidewalk and headed into the Hard Rock looking to check in. That took some time but we made into the room by midnight.
"Should we stay or go?" he asked.
