Yes, there is sex in this fictional account but there are no participants under the age of eighteen. 4469 Words according to Microsoft Word. Not long or involved, just a small slice of a life.
What Did She Do?
As I ended the phone call, I took the opportunity to start the video app and then casually put my phone back into my shirt pocket so that the lens was pointed out. I could only hope that the microphone wasn't covered and the ensuing conversation would be clear as a bell. Oh, well, this wasn't a movie and there would be no do-overs. I sighed as I turned to my wife, Lisa Ann, and the smirk on her face.
"Was that your girlfriend? Did she say any trash about me?" The smirk was almost more than I could bear. I wanted so much to reach out and slap it right off her face, but my dad had instilled in me at an early age that boys don't hit girls, no matter what the provocation. I schooled my face into my best stoic stone face. I needed her to lord it over me. At least for the short near term.
I decided to answer. "No, I have told you and told you that I have no girlfriend. I have only you, dear wife. That was a client. SHE happens to be a female CLIENT and SHE is very unhappy right now."
She didn't lose the smirk. "I will bet your 'client' is named Jill Greenlee." She used her fingers in that famous way of air quotes around the word client. "You know, the 'client' you have been having all of those lunches and evening meetings with."
I shrugged my shoulders. "I tried to explain to you that her late partner left a mess of an estate and that it is taking a lot of time and meetings to sort it all out. We finished the other day and she will be just a former client when the courts have finalized probate. That will be in a couple of weeks. We have no plans for any more meetings."
Lisa Ann's response was quick and, based on the discussion, actually angry ranting, that I had just been the recipient of on the phone, very smug. "Yeah, I know. That's what she said when I visited her at her home earlier today. What a pack of lies. But she learned a lesson. Specifically to not mess with a married man, my married man." She cackled an evil little cackle. Lisa Ann was very proud of herself.
I had to move this along. There was not a lot of time, at least that was what Jill had said on the phone. "Why did you go to her home and what, pray tell, are you talking about? What lesson did she learn?"
"Well, Husband of Mine, at first, I just wanted to confront the little bitch. But when I got there and found out what a little doll made of China that she is, well I decided to teach her a lesson that she will not soon forget. My spies didn't tell me that she was such a little cute thing. Hell, she can't be five foot tall and can't weigh over 90 pounds. Still, she has a nice shape to her. Her little breasts are just right for her body size and she has killer legs. I can see why she might be interesting to a big brute like you. I'll bet you just throw her around the bed and move her into any position that you want, something you can't do to me."
I guess here is where I need to provide a little back story. My name is Kelly Ryan. I stand 6 foot 5 inches tall and weigh 225 pounds, of which, very little is body fat. I was a linebacker in college and work to maintain my physique. I have the dark hair of the Irish along with blue eyes. I am not vain enough to say that I am handsome but various women have stated that I am quite handsome and a catch. I usually just shrug my shoulders when I am praised like that.
I am a tax attorney and my client, Jill Greenlee, came to me after her business partner passed away and we, a couple of estate attorneys and a good accountant, had sorted out the whole mess so she could inherit and not have the IRS breathing down her neck. Yes, she is a little cutie and I have been tempted to stray many times but I believe in my marital vows and also that a man's honor is his bond. Break any promise or vow and no one trusts you anymore. I know, I know, you don't expect that from an attorney, but it is what it is.
My wife of fifteen years is the former Lisa Ann Grendel. She is not a shrinking violet. She is almost 6 foot tall with an hourglass figure that she works hard to keep. I have no idea about bra size or weight, just that she has enough bust to grab men's attention and her legs and ass are to die for.
Lisa Ann also does MMA to keep limber and flexible. She is strong and, truth be told, is not adverse to becoming physical when she is angry and in an argumentative mode. She slapped me a couple of times during our courtship and early years of marriage but finally learned that, while I won't hit a woman, I will keep her from hitting me. Blocking her strikes and slaps caused her to have bruises on her forearms that she didn't wish to explain so she refrains from hitting out at me. I also learned early on to keep my distance when her ire is flying high. I also rarely lose my temper with her as someone has to maintain control. For example, right at this moment I had to keep control and keep her feeling superior and talking. Well, gloating actually.
I love my wife but being in a relationship with her has always been tempestuous. You would think she had red hair instead of light brown hair with auburn highlights, that was how passionate she could be. Yes, I know, that is a generalization but apropos as a description right here. I have to admit I had been drawn to that passion for life and love since the very beginning of knowing her. When she is happy her eyes dance with mirth and her smile lights up the room. When she is sad or angry her eyes almost change color and her facial expressions let you know exactly where you stand. She has no poker face, like I was trying to maintain at the moment.
For all her height and her looks, Lisa Ann is also insecure and has a less than stellar self esteem. While a great athlete playing basketball and volleyball in high school, and basketball in college, she was not the popular girl on campus. I suppose her height had a lot to do with that. Average sized guys don't date Amazons. Hell, even with me, Lisa Ann wouldn't wear any heel over a couple of inches in height. So, that poor self esteem would manifest itself in almost insane jealousy. Well, until today when that jealousy may have crossed the line into insanity.
For all her temper and poor self esteem, Lisa Ann is a person with good close friends and is a successful manager of a sporting goods store. Her customers love discussing equipment to maximize any sport they are undertaking. She is very knowledgeable about everything carried in her store and also what her competitors carry.
Over the years that we have been together, Lisa Ann's jealousy has erupted at sometimes strange times. Her friends habitually flirt with me when we are all out together and Lisa Ann will only make a snide comment about how I must want to fuck them all. All at once or one at a time, you pick as she will sometimes zero in on one friend or the other or all of them at the same time. We all laugh it off.
But, then we might be out shopping and a diminutive woman might ask me to get something off a high shelf. Depending on how confident she feels that moment, Lisa Ann might smile at my chivalrous helping of someone or suddenly start with angry whispers that escalate into loud rants at how I must be fucking this poor woman that I only helped get a product off the shelf. No matter what I say or do to defend myself and my innocent actions, she firmly believes I am looking to cheat on her and rub her face in my blatant infidelity.
Early on, when we were dating, I thought it was actually kind of cute, that jealousy, and actually would casually flirt with someone at a party just to wind Lisa Ann up a little. One night, when she really let loose, I had to physically remove her from the party as she was going to rearrange a poor girl's features, and I mean all of her features, when I flirted a little too much. I had not done anything physical with the girl but we had pretty brazenly made suggestive comments to each other and excluded Lisa Ann from the conversation.
Any smile I might have had on my face went away in a heartbeat when Lisa Ann started screaming at me and then launched a vicious right hook at the girl's face. Luckily the girl had quick reflexes and avoided a bone breaking punch. I would bet that she still might have been bruised from the strike. I then had to step between them before Lisa Ann could follow up with a kick or blow and grab her and drag her out of the venue. I was bruised for a couple of weeks from stopping her from further assaulting this unsuspecting girl.
That stopped me from ever flirting again, except with someone Lisa Ann was confident in, as her friends are wont to be.
While these thoughts randomly ran through my brain, Lisa Ann was crowing and still looking very smug. I needed her to tell me what she did to Jill. "What specifically did you do to Jill Greenlee when you went to her house, Dear?"
Her very satisfied smile was almost a leer. "I rang her doorbell and then knocked. I wanted her to understand from the get-go that I had no patience for her. When she answered the door I made sure of who she was. There was no sense in losing my temper with hired help or maybe a roommate, was there? As soon as she admitted who she was, I told her my name. The little bitch actually looked like she didn't recognize my name. Don't you ever disparage me while you are fucking the little thing?" She actually paused as though I was going to answer her.
She continued. "Since she is so tiny, I immediately decided to get in her personal space so I stepped in close to tell her what I thought of her being a home wrecker and trying to steal my man."
Lisa Ann then screamed at me. "I yelled at her! 'You conniving bitch, I know you and my husband have been bumping uglies and laughing at me! You need to learn a lesson about fucking married men and I am going to provide that lesson!' She tried to step back but I kept stepping right with her and making her lean back to see my face. As I told her off I poked my finger in her chest to make my point." Lisa Ann looked at me intently to see my response.