She walked into the family room and said "We need to talk!"
I thought "It's finally over. It was about time. If she did not bring it up I would." My plan had been to address the issue this coming weekend, however this would work.
I said "OK, go ahead." My wife of 9 years simply said "I am divorcing you." She was looking at my face to see how I was going to react to this.
I said "OK, I will be out by the end of the weekend." I got up and walked out of the family room and went into the garage too get the old set of luggage. I am thinking this would be a cake walk. I returned to the master bedroom and started packing the closet into the luggage.
The next thing i know she was standing in the doorway, looking at me with a perplexed look on her face and said "Are you going to miss me? Don't you want to know why?"
What the fuck is it with women; I was giving her what she wanted, with absolutely no hassle involved. Yet she was going to beat a dead horse. I just need 2 more hours of packing and I would have this behind me with no fuss, no muss. I had promised myself that I was not going to get into it with her. I continued to keep on packing, not answering her, maybe I could make it out of here yet.
The next thing I know, she dived into bitch 101. She starts yelling at me and said" I am talking too you! , you better answer me!" She had those hands on her hips look that all men know.
OK, yes I was delusional; nothing was ever easy with her. Why should I expect this to be any different?
I started to lose it, and said "I am going to miss the pity fucks that I get from you every 3 or 4 weeks whether I need it or not, I am going to miss my yearly minute blowjob on my birthday, I am going to miss my wife sleeping on the opposite side of the bed away from me, I am going to miss never having your arms wrapped around me." I figured I was on a roll and reigned myself in or we would be here for hours and the end result would be the same.
I already knew why. I had known for the last 3 years that she was a lying cheating bitch, and had a steady boyfriend from her collage years. When I had suspected, I engaged a P.I. to verify that she was cheating. His report gave me all the details on the motherfucker. I knew all about him, where he lived, how much he made a year, outstanding debts, and criminal record. Yea he was one of the bad boys.
Maybe a little background on why I had waited 3 years to get to this point. The day I received the P.I.'s report I was feeling really down, my good friend Bob asked what was wrong? Well the fact that we were in our favorite watering hole, may have some bearing on the fact that I opened up to him and spilled my guts. He listened to me to wind down, and asked how much I had in my getaway fund.
I told him I did not have a getaway fund. He looked at me and shook his head. He told me I needed to get one before I pulled the trigger.
I said "How the hell do I do that, my check is direct deposited?" Bob had a construction business on the side and had a large backlog of medium jobs that needed to get done.
Bob, said "You come to work for me 3 hours a day after your normal hours, Monday thru Thursday, Friday no work, and Saturday 8 Hours. I will pay you $10/hour on paper and we will split any leftover 50/50, a lot of what I get is in cash anyway. Think of it as a retirement account, the more you put in it the more you can take out." So that's what we did.
Back to the bitch, she said "You are never home, you are always working, and why don't you want to know why I am leaving you?"
A flash of insight, and note to self, just because a bitch has firm "C" tits and ass made for fucking, and would rate a solid 8 on the scale of 1 to 10, does not mean she has a personality to go with it. I know my cock would not agree with me; however he is looking for short term relationships.
"I am always working because you are always spending! Do you realize that we hardly have any money saved up for the unexpected shit that happens? Every time we get some saved, you go spend it on something we don't need or you already have 5 or 6 of." We have had this conversation many times before.
"As far as why you are leaving is concerned, you want be with your fuck buddy, you have been cheating on me with for over 3 years. So now just leave me the fuck alone and get out of here!"
Her mouth dropped open and her eyes got real big, as she realized I knew the about her and her fuck buddy. That slowed her down and she got a sheepish look on her face. She turned and left me to my packing.
Two hours later I was finished in the bedroom and office. The only thing left was the garage; however 6 months ago I had completely reorganized everything in the garage using those plastic tubs from Wal-Mart. I had over 40 tubs with everything inside, inventoried outside on the end.
I packed my car and went to a motel for a week. I needed time to look for someplace to live while the divorce was going down. The bitch said I could stay at the house; however I was so done with her cheating ass, I could not stand to talk to her anymore.
That week end, my buds brought their trucks and in less than 45 minutes I was history. The bitch was not home so I left the keys to the house, the remote, and a proposed asset split on the kitchen counter. In addition I left her a copy of the P.I.'s report.
The divorce proceeded along and she asked for support for 3 years. I told my attorney that she had a collage degree in business, and I wasn't going to pay her squat.
Well squat turned out to be 12 months of support to get her on her feet. I felt like saying she could get a job on her back anytime.
Squat also turned out to be 12 months of house payments. I wanted to put the house on the market and sell it and get out from under the payments.
After 6 months I gave her a Quit Claim Deed to the house. She gave me a complete release from any additional liability and ending the support and house payments. The house was refinanced into her name only. She had applied for a job and was hired into a big company.
Back up 3 years..., Bob was a very good business man and at the end of the first month, he said we were going to the big city to pick up some supplies. He stopped at the supply house and he paid the supplier in cash, lots of it. Next we went to a Coin store and bought $50,000.00 in gold coins and he gave me half, my mouth dropped open and I thought I was going to have a heart attack. I thought he was nuts!