WTF? What's going on here? Why am I strapped down in this chair? Fuck my head is fuzzy. Why does my face feel cold and sticky? The room smells like sex, where am I? Shit, it looks like my guest room. Where's my wife? Where's Doreen?
I'm 41 and married to the most beautiful woman I know. Course she's very high maintenance, daddy's little angel you know? I met her my senior year in college and we really hit it off. So much so she informed me I was the one on our 5th date. I swear she started planning the wedding that night. 9 months later, 60k of her dad's cash, 500 guests and a church as big as a cathedral and we were married. We had a great honeymoon, again on dad's dime, Cancun was great.
18 years down the road and 3 kids later we were still in love. At least I was still in love. Present circumstances made me question how in love Dor was.
I went to work for my father in law Mike right after we got back from Cancun. I got the speech from him that just because I married the owner's daughter I couldn't expect a leg up in the company. "You're gonna have to work harder than anyone else around here just be treated the same." He meant it. Every shit job that came along was mine. Every near impossible task, every screw up needing fixing, every hard call, all mine. Need a contract saved? send Steve. Joe Fuckatelli screwed things up? Here comes Steve to fix it. Someone has to stay and work late? Give it to Stevie boy. Weekends? Steve. Holidays away from home? Steve's your man. I worked more hours than anyone else and I was paid 20% less for it. Every time I bitched I got told: "someday you'll be running this place and I don't want anyone to say you didn't earn it Stevie boy." Did I mention I hate being called Stevie boy?
Fuck these zip ties are digging into my arms and ankles, WTF is going on?
There are 3 fuckheads at work who have tried to make my life hard practically since the day I started, Doug, Bill, and John. They all come from the same social circle my Dor did. Went to the same private school, hell she dated each of them before she met me. At least 2/3's of the issues I dealt with day to day originated with these asshats. Mike told me "one of these days you'll be in a position to fix their issues. Just be patient." These guys and their wives were in Dor's circle of friends. I always felt like I was nothing more than her +1. Last thing I remember, Dor and I were hosting a BBQ and our kids were at Mike and stepmother in law number 3's. I was tending the grill and Dor brought me a drink. I got dizzy and I sat down, next thing I know I'm in this damn chair.
The last couple months Dor has been hinting about "spicing things up", my reaction to her suggesting adding another guy or a couple was not no, but hell no. Looks like she didn't listen. She doesn't know yet it but the shit is really gonna hit the fan for this one. She thinks she's covered by the prenup but drugging me is gonna cost her and her playmate big time. Plus since her hinting around I figured there was a skunk in the woodpile so I had the place wired for sight and sound. My system could hear a cricket fart and its recorded off-site in the cloud thingy. I'm not a techy and don't claim to be one but I know several who owe me big time.
I'm starting to be a whole lot less fuzzy when Doug sticks his head in the room. "Hey, Stevie boy! Looks like you're waking up at last. Let me go see if Bill and John are done
spit roasting Dory so she can come and tell you how things are gonna be." She didn't show for another 10 minutes and she hadn't bothered to clean the goo out of her hair.
"Steve I know you're mad as hell, but here's the deal, while you were out cold we made a tape of the guys mouth fucking you. The sticky shit all over your face is what they left behind. You either toe the mark or not only will I divorce you and rape your ass in court but I'll get daddy to fire you and we'll release the tape we made on the internet to everyone you know. You think about it and I'll let you out of the chair once the others have left. Don't struggle too much cause the zip ties might leave a mark or two."