I roll my eyes as you start your usual shtick to introduce us. But, I do secretly love it when you tell people (friends, guests at parties, anyone who'll listen...) that I'm "in better shape at 45 than most 25-year-olds, and a hell of a lot sexier, too." In fact, our Tinder date (you claim they always seem to have vaguely exotic names like Trent, Kit, or in this case, Nico), a tall, nerdy hipster type, says I look "30-32, at most." Thanking him for the compliment, I reply,
"That's very sweet--and since you asked [he hadn't actually], my secret is mostly luck, genetically speaking, that is... Well, plus consistent exercise, and the right diet. And a few discrete 'medical interventions,' if I'm being honest."
Nico replies, "Yeah, that's cool..." (I mean, what else could he really say?)
"Oh, and--let's not forget--a
very
healthy sex life."
After exchanging the requisite information--status, goals, boundaries, consent, we all leave the bar and head back to our place. Kicking off our shoes by the door, we drop our stuff on the couch, and head straight to the bedroom, where I position the sturdy wooden desk chair at an angle near the corner of the bed. After I order you to take off everything but your underwear and sit down, I proceed to tie your hands and bind you tightly to the chair. Then I tell you what he and I are going to do (most of which you already know), finishing with,
"There may be a surprise, as well. But first..."
Per my instructions, Nico ties my scarf around your eyes, then begins narrating--in very vulgar terms (also per my instructions)--as he strips me. Describing how good I look naked, he tells you how sexy my toned arms and legs are; how he likes my big tits, and he's surprised they're so firm, as he squeezes them (hard!); how hot my ass is, especially that little bounce when he slaps it, which he does a couple more times for emphasis; how he's used to girls who are shaved, but he wants to bury his face in my meticulously trimmed bush; and how he can't wait to feel my juicy lips on the head of his dick, when he shoves it into my mouth. Then, with more than a hint of lust in his voice (I think he even surprised himself a bit), he blurts out,
"Dana's thinkin' about me fucking her right now, 'cause her pussy looks like it's already wet." (There's a degree of truth to this...)
"Nice touch," I tell him. "But you got a lotta work to do before you can quote-unquote hit this. How about you start," I say, proffering my boobs to him, "by giving these some loving."
Nico does a more-than-passable job of fondling and massaging my breasts, then teasing, and enthusiastically nibbling and sucking, my big, prominent nipples. Then I pull him backward onto the bed with me, guiding him him toward my lower body. He immediately starts to nudge my thighs apart, diving straight between them with that same enthusiasm.
"Slow down," I tell him, gently closing my legs.
"Sorry," he says, "I just thought--"
"That's OK--I can tell you're gonna get me really turned on, but you need to do it slowly, y'know? Oh, and I need to come before we move on to the next act. You can take the whole night if you want to--he's not going anywhere, after all."
I know you're picturing the whole scene, because you squirm against the tight silk ropes. We can clearly see that you're
very
aroused.
Casually letting my legs fall open again, I tell him, "Go ahead and lick me. You can use your fingers, too, y'know. Just take your time."
"OK."
"Make it count."
"Like that?"
"Mmm hmm, that's good. Don't worry, you'll know when you hit the right-- Right there!"
He seems to be a fast learner, and I muse that the next person he's with is in for a treat, courtesy of my tutelage and patience. But my musing is cut short, as I feel waves of pressure suddenly build, and, just as suddenly, release. He's momentarily startled as--grunting with pleasure--I squirt directly into his face, then say, in a hoarse whisper,
"Oh fuck, that was... Keep going--don't you fucking stop!"
Now inspired, Nico picks up his pace, shaking his head vigorously, to vibrate my clit with his tongue, while his fingers continue to stroke my g-spot. I come quickly, then lift his face and hands away from my nether-region.
"Was that--?" he asks.
"Oh yeah, you did good," I assure him, panting.
"I suppose," he says, smiling, "you would've told me if I wasn't--"
"You're catching on," I say brightly. "So now, let's get a better look at you."
Nico stands up, immediately starting to unbutton his shirt, and I have to say,
"Hey, I want to have some fun too. But hang on a sec--"