I sat there with no expression on my face. My wife Celia, had just told me that she had seen a lawyer and was divorcing me.
"So, she said, "are you just going to sit there?"
"What do you want me to do, get up and dance?"
"Don't you even care?"
"No, why should I?"
"Walter, don't you care that after five years of marriage I am leaving you?"
"No I don't. A year ago I would have been heart broken but for the last six months you have been hard to live with and the last two you were absolutely impossible. Is that when you started fucking him?"
"What? How? How did you know?"
"I saw Charlie coming on to you at the 4th of July barbeque and you were lapping up his attention. I saw you at the Labor Day dance rubbing your tits on his chest and your pussy on his thigh. I saw you go upstairs with him at the Carson's Halloween party and watched the way you kissed him to welcome the New Year at the country club dance. I figure Halloween was the first fuck and you both have been going at it hot and heavy ever since. I even caught a video the two of you with my cell phone doing it on our bed."
"But why didn't you say some thing?"
"What was I supposed to say?"
"Tell me to stop."
"Celia, you took a vow to be faithful to me. It's not up to me police you and force you to live up to that vow. I can't watch you all of the time."
"And what about you and your vows?"
"What about them?"
"You and Wanda."
"Who is Wanda?"
"You tell me. You are fucking her."
"I'm not fucking any Wanda. I don't even know anyone named Wanda."
"Are you denying having an affair?"
"Of course I am. Where did you get this nugget of misinformation?"
"Charlie told me."
"The same Charlie Simpson who was feeling you up and romancing you for four months and who you have been fucking for the last two?"
"You don't have to put it do crudely."
"How else could I say it? You have been screwing a man who lied to you so that he could get into your pants and you fell for it hook, line and sinker. Why didn't you say anything to me?
"Because he told me you would deny it."
"And you believed it. Did he offer any proof? Did you ask for any?"
"No I didn't need any?"
"Why not?"
"Because you were coming home late almost every night and working every Saturday."
"You knew I was preparing a presentation for, and then working on, a big merger for my company."
"I know what you told me."
"And you didn't believe me?"
"No."
"And you told him that on the 4th of July."
"Yes."
"Why didn't you just give him a key to our house, you knew you were going to fuck him then?"
"No I didn't."
"When did you know?"
"Halloween, when he told me about Wanda."
"I told you there never was a Wanda."
"I don't believe you."
"But you believe Charlie."
"Yes."
"Well what you can believe is that I don't care that you are divorcing me. In fact I welcome it."
After that conversation I moved my out of our bedroom into the guest room. I cancelled our joint credit cards and took out half the balance in our joint bank account. When she realized what I had done she asked, "Why are you still in the house?"
"I am still a half owner. Why can't I live here?"
"It's uncomfortable for me."
"Too bad, I don't want you to claim that I abandoned you. Also I am only paying half of the mortgage and taxes. You will have to come up the other half."
"But, but that will use up most of my pay."
"Get used to being a free and independent woman."
I got served with the divorce papers the next day at work. She charged me with adultery and was asking for alimony, sixty percent of my income and possession of the house. I took the papers to our company in house council and he referred me to a divorce lawyer. The first question he asked, "Which one of you is cheating?"
"She is and she accused me of doing the same."
"Are you or did you?"
"No to both."
"Can you prove that she is?"
"I have a video clip on my cell phone showing the both of them fucking."
"Does she have any proof on you?"
"How can she? It never happened."
"Can you get more proof of her cheating/'
"Sure, if they do it in the house again."
He supplied me with a sound activated video camera that I hid in the master bedroom while she was at work. I went out for dinner and a movie; I really wasn't up to going home and spending an evening in the same house with her. I got home a little after nine o'clock and as I passed by her closed door and I heard them fucking. I think the conversation was for my benefit because I could hear her say, "You fuck me so good, Charlie."
"Better than needle dick?"
"Yeah, you are so much bigger and better."
"That's it baby, I love they way you suck my cock."
"MMMMMMMM, I love sucking it. It's so beautiful, now fuck me with it. Oh yes, just like that. You are so much better than Walter."
I could hear her urging him on, telling him how good he was compared to me and how much he satisfied her. Now I know that I don't have the biggest cock the barnyard but my 7 incher is nothing to be ashamed of.
Then I heard her, "Oh Charlie, yes just like that. Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."