We were on a highway driving about 70 miles north of Las Vegas on a trip to Denver to see friends. We had left Vegas around 11AM after a pretty wild night, and Sherry was still feeling crazy and horny, so at some point she slid over on the bench seat of my rented Dodge and unzipped me.
I had my hand up her skirt and down her panties when the flashing lights appeared in the rear-view mirror. She quickly put me away and popped herself back into the seat belt before I was pulled over, and did a great job acting like she had just awoken from a nap, but according to the cop in the window, there had been a complaint and the damage was done.
Leave it to us to find the only RV driver on Earth that didn't want to look down into a car and see a half-naked woman giving a blowjob. To this day I have trouble believing that it actually happened.
They dragged us both out of the car on the side of the busy highway, and while I was not handcuffed, Sherry was and was quickly being read her rights as if she had just committed murder or something. It would have been comical had it not been so scary.
Sherry's face was still a bit wet from some pre-cum I guess I'd excreted. It had been on the right side of her face - I hadn't seen it when she sat up but it sure caught the color from the red and blue lights that were flashing over the patrol car even in the desert sunlight. I'd undone her bra at some point and not done it up, so her large breasts hung unevenly below her blouse which was also in a bit of disarray. She was clearly upset and embarrassed standing in handcuffs looking like that.
It was about 1:30 on a Tuesday - I remember the cop pointing that out as if it would have been okay if they hadn't caught us on a school day or something. We were also in the state of Utah, which was not nearly as liberal as the state of Nevada we had come in from. The cops seemed deeply offended by our behavior.
They did an alcohol test on me - the cop told me that it was pretty standard when they pulled over people headed from Vegas - and told me she was being arrested for public indecency and lewd conduct but that I was not. He explained and I guess my genitals were not exposed - mostly because Sherry's face was over my lap - and I was passive, so I evaded both charges - but hers had been so the indecency charge held. Also, she had been involved in a "lewd act" which the officer did not define but we all knew what it was.
While I didn't get arrested, I did get a small lecture about bad judgement in general, which I probably deserved. Before I knew was happening. Sherry was in the back of the patrol car speeding off, and I was left alone on the side of the highway with a ticket for distracted driving.
I didn't know what the hell to do. It was a strange situation.
I had a cell phone, but this was in the early days of them and my cell phone didn't work out in the desert and barely even worked when I pulled into the next big town. I knew what police station she was in, which was a start, but where do you go from there?
I found a phone book and called a few attorneys that seemed to be in the general area of the police station. There were lawyers that focused on DUI and divorce, real estate and estate planning, but I didn't see a listing for cock sucking in the car anywhere nor did I find any claiming expertise on public indecency or anything similar. I avoided those attorneys listed specifically as "family law" for some reason - but otherwise started dialing. It made for an awkward conversation to describe my problem, and I went through three discussions before I could find someone to meet with me.
I won't say much about the attorney other than that he was an older gentlemen who treated the matter seriously and did his best to make sure I did too. Nowadays most public nudity and public sex charges are misdemeanors and often easy to have reduced or expunged from your record, but back then, it was treated much more seriously. In the state of Utah where Sherry was arrested, it carried the potential for a jail sentence.
I had actually won pretty big in Vegas so I had money to hire the lawyer, and quickly we were off to the police station together. He pulled some strings big time I guess, as we had her out on before dinner time, saving her from the indignity of an overnight stay there. She was not out on bail - just her own reconnaissance. The attorney had a special rate at a local hotel for us - he said he did good business with out-of-towners who had run afoul of the law - and an unusually quiet and contrite Sherry and I booked ourselves for the night.
At first all Sherry did was cry. Even the hint that she'd been charged could cost her job and more. When she was finally cried out, she got her luggage from the trunk and changed into clothing that was more conservative and more suited to our final destination (Denver) than the warm desert we were currently in. She was hungry - we had neither one eaten - and I felt like getting her out of the room might help her feel better.
The town we were in was much less religious and conservative than most of Utah. A last stop on the way to nearby a nearby national park, it had the feel of a tourist town. We found a place to eat that was still open but the food pedestrian and no beer or wine to wash it down. It didn't do a lot to lift her spirits.
The bottle we had stashed in our luggage came out once we got back into the hotel room. We took a few shots straight before mixing in some orange juice and ice while we relaxed. Sherry and alcohol always made for a good time.
She was done being sad and got mad for just a bit. Of all the things to have happen, how could she have wound up in this mess? She got a bit abusive of the cops, saying that perhaps they were just jealous because neither looked like they had been sucked off ever. She basically got the poison out of her system and before I knew it she had her bra and pants off and she was back to her old self.
She didn't want to talk anymore so instead we watched a semi-dirty old comedy movie on the HBO. We didn't have sex like we might otherwise have in a hotel room, but I guess the day had made her feel anything but un-sexy.
The next day we had a bail hearing at the court house, and they actually cleared the court room when Sherry's case came up on the docket. As the sordid details of our crime were read into evidence, the court reporter blushed and the bailiff did his best to hide a smile.