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2/10 on the sex meter.
Cornelius is a real suburb of Charlotte NC.
Chess Checkers. Idiom for making things simpler or more hard. Chess is playing secretive, hard, and strategic. Checkers is simple with much less strategy..
Vegas Revelations
Friday, April 28 2023
I walked into our bedroom at noon and my gut tied in knots as I looked in. My wife was packing and headed to Vegas for a bachelorette party. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and all that horse shit. If it wasn't that it was for her damn sister, Sara, I would have objected more, but I understood even though I hated it. Family is important and I understand that.
Since she was going, my problem was that I did not have a thousand extra dollars to have my wife followed by a PI and there was no way I could fly out and go all super spy. I know my wife, Jessica, had no intention of cheating and it probably won't happen. I will probably win playing Russian roulette. I don't do that either. I love my life and I'm content in my life, damnit!
Las Fucking Vegas... Fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUCK! It's not that our suburb, Cornelius, doesn't have predators or lotharios seeking sex with married women. Every place has predators and lotharios, but Las Vegas has more of them, and certainly, more were higher level. Throw in alcohol and the fact that it is a bachelorette weekend away from husbands and you have an ugly storm of possibilities.
I'll give you the short version of me and my wife. My wife and I did the meet in college thing, meeting at the library as the seat next to me was one of the few free so close to finals. I wouldn't call it love at first sight, but it was chemistry at first site. I saw her, she saw me. A smile. Another smile. By some miracle, I did not hesitate and said the massively awesome pickup line of all times, "Hi." I was twenty at the time, she was eighteen. We both had one previous sexual partner.
We talked and it felt nice so we walked outside. I suggested a walk to the center quad and she smiled. We held hands and it felt natural, like her hand was the one I was supposed to be holding.. It felt good and it felt right. We knew. We just did. It wasn't love, but we kissed and I knew I was looking into the eyes of my future wife. I remember that night with the moon over us we kissed. The chemistry was electric. She smiled, "You're him. You are the guy that I am going to marry."
I felt a burden fall from my shoulders. I had found my wife.
It took four dates to have sex even though we both knew we were destined to marry. She later told me she wanted to do it on the third, but she wanted to be on the pill and you have to wait for a new cycle for it to work. She told me right out sex should be all wet, gooey, and messy. I agree and condoms fuck that up. My skin and hers, wet, body heat, hot breath... Magic. We fell fast and hard. The L word came barely three weeks in. We were simply hand-in-glove made for each other.
Oh, right. Hi. I'm Michael Mandel. I'm thirty-two years old and my wife, Jessica is thirty. I'm an outside sales rep for a major trucking firm. I'm six foot, a bit above the median in looks but no model. I have medium brown hair and hung like a horse... If you have a horse with a dick just under six inches when erect. Yeah, I know, boring average, but respectable enough. I'm not fat and we work out at the Y four days a week as a family because the Y has family memberships for a very reasonable amount. It's a good lesson for our daughter to stay fit and healthy if she sees us working on it.
My wife, Jessica is a marketing rep for a hardware company. She arranges the ads, the radio spots, and their web stuff. She has a pretty face more on the cute side than hot. She keeps her dark brown hair at shoulder blade length and I know she does it for me and I know it is a pain for her to take care of. She does it for me. You give. You get.
I married up just a bit but not so much people wonder why she is with me. She is five foot five and 120 pounds and I appreciate that she worked hard to get rid of the baby weight, and yes, I know that is hard work for women. She still has a bit of her baby pooch and she's self-conscious about it, but you can only see it if she is sitting and I only notice when she sighs and then makes a comment about it. She has C-cup breasts with round half-dollar-sized areolas and her vagina is a beautiful slit with small innies, AKA a designer vagina. She keeps a delightful fluff of trimmed pubic hair on her mons but the lower part is bare thanks to some laser treatments. It makes cleanup easier plus I love eating her out, but don't want pubes in my mouth. Eating her pussy is the fastest way to get her from 'Uh, well' okay' to 'OH OH OH!!!! OH YES!' Yes, I care about her orgasms. You give. You get.
You're doing math and realizing she was 22 when we had our daughter. Yeah, antibiotics screw up birth control pills and hello Emily, and a tubal ligation. We had a bit of a scare at the end and the doctors said we were done at one child.. Jessica was eight months along when she graduated college two years after me. We married in a civil ceremony a week after finding out. There was fear, of course, but we always knew we were destined to marry so this was just moving the time earlier.
Back to the present. I had our eight-year-old daughter to take care of while she was away. My guts were in knots and there was not a fucking thing I could do about it. Call me a suspicious chauvinistic bastard. Bachelorette plus drinking plus Vegas equals BAD FUCKING IDEA!
I don't take chances in my marriage. As I said, I'm an outside sales rep for a major trucking firm. Schmoozing people and taking them to lunch is half of my job and I am great at my job. The other half is getting damage claims pushed through for damaged freight when the recipient didn't do their due diligence and inspect the incoming freight. Too many times, a bored employee just pulls the item off the trailer and signs for it without even glancing at the fact someone clearly ran a forklift into whatever they just got. For my schmoozing lunches, I am never alone with a female client in anything more romantic than Applebees. It does not hurt that I am addicted to their beer pretzels appetizer and many times, that is my lunch. If I am taking a woman to lunch, I make it a point to text my wife who I am with, their employer and why I am at lunch with her. It's a second nature habit for me. I love my life and I love my wife. I am transparent to her in all communications and contacts.
I had taken the Friday off so I drove into Charlotte Douglas Airport and gave my wife my best attempt at a smile as I stopped the car at departures and retrieved her suitcase from the trunk. Ten years in, she could read me like a book. She gave me a bit of a sad smile back, "Michael. Trust me. Okay."
I looked down, "I'm sorry."
She pecked me on the lips then stroked my cheek, "Michael. You put me on this impossibly high pedestal that no woman can live up to being perched on."
She kissed me a bit firmer, "And I happen to like the view from up there. Okay? If I ever fall from that pedestal, I know I can never climb back up. What can I say? I love that view from so high up!"
I gave her a smile and I still could not fake it. She looked at me, "Michael. I love you. I love our daughter and I love my life." She turned before I could fake another smile and wheeled her suitcase inside the terminal. She didn't want to look back and see my fake smile. Yeah, I know. I'm an insecure dickhead.
I was able to put bad thoughts aside mostly during the day. I had stuff to get done around the house and my daughter needed help with her homework. My daughter is eight years old, in third grade and she had two hours of homework. She's eight years old for fucks sake with two hours of homework on a fucking Friday. Well it did keep me distracted. We went out for pizza and finished by getting extra large chocolate Milkshakes at Dairy Queen. I am an expert on being an irresponsible dad spoiling the shit out of my daughter.
We were headed out the door on the way to Antonio's Pizza at six that evening when my wife texted me a selfie and that she was leaving for their first stop on a bar crawl. Fuck I hated that. She was wearing a fairly sexy dress. Yes, I had seen the dress a half dozen times and no it was not so sexy her tits would fall out and it was right above the knee for length. She had a super sexy one and it was even translucent material that her areolas were plainly visible with almost a bare boob look. That one was reserved for our special nights out. Yes, I looked and that dress was indeed still in the closet. I love her boobie dress.
I received a text and a few pictures for every new place they went. The first place was called Tahiti somethingthefuckever. She sent a few pictures. It was more a bar than anything and it looked kind of grungy and old. It did not seem like they were there for very long because I got a text only a bit later that they were going elsewhere. She sent several pictures of the next place they went. The second place was called Sherry Shenanigans and was about halfway between a bar and a dance club. I will say that it looked a lot newer and nicer. There was a dedicated dance floor, but the seating area and bar were larger.
They were there a while then I got a text they were moving on and I got more pictures a bit later. It was the third one they went to at nine that night, called Attractions, that was a concern. It was straight up a dance club. Just the place I had hoped they wouldn't go. I looked it up online. A pickup joint dance club if I've ever seen one. At ten I got an update text and they were still at Attractions, 'I a bot drunk but no two badly. I dance with Stephanie. Yes, I turned don al the guys how asked.' Yeah drunk and her autocorrect had changed some of the words from her reduced drunk typing skills.
There were no more texts by the time I went to bed at eleven. I just wanted the damn trip to end. Jessica had never given me the slightest hint of cheating, but yeah, I was Captain Insecure. I was able to get to sleep four fucking hours later and I slept like shit. Drinking spouses in a pickup joint is a terrible idea. I don't care what you say. Couples should never enter one of those without their spouse. I am not my wife's jailor. I have to admit, I wanted to be her jailor that night.
Saturday, April 29, 2023
I woke up in a pissed mood and headed off to piss. I got up before my daughter and walked into the living room still in a grumpy mood. I had left my phone there last night so I picked it up. There was a text right after midnight 12:01 to be exact, 'I left.'
There was a text at five minutes after midnight, 'At room.' There was a selfie of her in her room. She looked more than a bit drunk. Not falling down drunk, but those blursy eyes..."