How ya Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm by Joe Young and Sam M. Lewis 1918
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm
After they've seen Paree'
How ya gonna keep 'em away from Broadway
Jazzin around and paintin' the town
How ya gonna keep 'em away from harm, that's a mystery
They'll never want to see a rake or plow
And who the deuce can parleyvous a cow?
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm
After they've seen Paree'
This jaunty ditty was a favorite of doughboys returning home after vanquishing the Hun. It's every bit as relevant today as it was a century ago...only now the women are partaking with equal zest.
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Katherine Claire, KC for short, got her ticket to the Mile High Club punched on her first overnight trip as a flight attendant; destination, AΓ©roport de Paris-Charles-de-Gaulle.The Boeing 777 was filled to capacity. It was 1 AM Chicago time and most of the passengers were asleep when a steward invited KC to meet him in the aft lavatory.
It was the first time she had a penis other than her husband's fill her willing pussy with a load of hot cum. She couldn't wait to do it again.
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I guess you could say this story begins on a hot August day in south central Illinois. KC Morrison was raised on a dairy farm about three hours southwest of the big city; Chicago that is. Hers was a typical rural childhood. Chores included helping her father milk 60 cows before going to school and again every evening. And that was 365 days a year, come rain or shine. Not even a day off for Christmas.
The Williams family owned a farm about twenty miles down the blacktop. They grew 500 acres of corn and soybeans but also raised a small herd of Holsteins (for you city dwellers they're the black and white spotted cows). Their only child, Matthew, was also no stranger to a milking machine. His parents, however, cut him some slack because he was a starting defensive back on the high school varsity football team. "Go Rebels!"
The two met at the county fair. Both had entered a calf in the 4H and ended up next to each other in the dairy barn. The moment Matt saw KC he thought he had been struck by lightning. The poor kid had a hard time making his mouth form words. He was thrilled to learn the beautiful young lady was equally tongue tied. They spent a lot of time staring at each other as though the world around them didn't exist.
They would be starting their senior year of high school in a few weeks and a lot of kids their age were permitted to spend the night sleeping in the barn with their animal. They took advantage of the darkness and snuck out to get better acquainted without a 1,500 pound chaperone mooing. By the time the sun came up they had consummated their friendship. Two virginities freely given.
The following night Matt asked KC to marry him as he slipped "a genuine 24 carat solid gold ring" he won at a midway carnival game on her finger.
They spent the rest of the fair having sex as often as they could and making plans for their life together after they graduated high school; Matt from Central and KC from their arch-rival, Lincoln.
Matt's cow, Soxy, named after his favorite baseball team, finished out of the awards. He didn't care. He had his trophy.
KC's cow, Mistie, on the other hand, was judged best of show. Her reward for winning the blue ribbon was to go on the senior trip to New York City. KC came home looking like she had seen a glimpse of heaven. She was talking a mile a minute about all the wonders she saw...from the top of the Empire State Building to a subway in the darkest bowels of the earth with an off-Broadway play tossed in for exposure to the arts.
After KC gave Matt a souvenir t-shirt she proclaimed, "I'm going to become a flight attendant. and see the world We could move to New York City and fly anywhere your dreams take us on free passes. I can support us while you go to college and earn a degree." Matt wasn't quite sure how that would jibe with his parent's plans for him to take over the family farm.
The school year moved slowly but the two managed to see each other almost every weekend. As winter turned to spring KC's dream of becoming a flight attendant was resurrected.
She made a few calls and learned the minimum age was as young as 18 depending on the airline. That meant she would be old enough three months after she graduated.
A week after they gained their freedom KC and Matt talked their parents into letting them take a trip on Amtrak to Chicago to sightsee. She still hadn't mentioned her dream of flying.
"You two be careful up there. And you will be on the last train back home," her father warned. "I don't want to hear how you missed it and had to spend the night."
KC had done her research in the school library and learned the two legacy carriers that flew all over the world were hiring.
Their first stop was United Airlines where KC was crushed to learn she would have to be 19 to apply. At their next stop, American, the minimum was 20. Matt's 18 year old girlfriend had failed to read the fine print on the applications.
None of the other airlines they called on were even accepting applications.