It was a conversation that I wasn't supposed to hear. I was supposed to be at a customer's that day, but the customer had called and cancelled. As a result I was sitting in my cubicle catching up on some paperwork. It was early, around seven-fifteen, and starting time wasn't until eight, but a lot of the guys come in early to drink coffee and shoot the shit until starting time.
I heard Brad and Bill come in and sit down in Brad's cube and they started talking about the latest idiocy promulgated by management and then they touched on yesterday's ball game before getting to the inevitable discussion on women. By the time they reached the subject of women Brad and Bill and been joined by Sam, Al, Josh and Donny. Brad's cube backs onto mine and is accessed from one aisle over so nobody had walked by my cubicle and no one knew I was there.
They covered all of the girls in the office and what they would like to do with each one and then Josh said:
"Suppose you could have one and only one, which one would you choose?"
"I'd go for Mary because of her big tits. My wife's tits are so small that she barely needs to wear a bra," Brad said.
Ted opted for Sally because she had the sexiest ass he had ever seen. "What about you Sam?" Ted asked.
"That's easy, but she doesn't work here."
"Who is it?"
"Rob's wife. I'd do Jenny in a New York minute and as many times as I could."
"Too bad you won't ever get the chance."
"Why do you say that? She can be had; I've seen it in her eyes. Hell, everyone in the room could do her and probably all at the same time."
"You mean a gangbang?"
"Maybe, but more likely it would just be one on one."
"What do you mean?"
"Get her at a party with Rob distracted and I could fuck her. Fifteen minutes later I'll bet Brad could do her and before the party was over I'd bet she'd do everybody at least once."
"You are out of your fucking mind" Bill said.
"No I'm not" replied Sam, "She can be had and Rob knows it. Why else do you think he hovers over her. He doesn't dare let her out of his sight."
That wasn't true. I hovered because I had been so stupidly in love with her that I couldn't bear to be away from her.
"I'm telling you guys, she can be had."
"Sam, you are so full of shit it isn't to be believed."
Further conversation was cut off when Harry, our section manager, hollered out:
"Hey! It's eight o'clock, where in the hell are my workers?"
The little meeting in Brad's cube broke up and the guys all scattered to begin their daily toil.
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On the drive home that night I wondered why Sam was so sure that he could get to my wife. She was gorgeous and that fact alone guaranteed that she would attract male attention and she did love to flirt and that kept the boys sniffing around her. I could have been wrong, but I didn't think that Sam could get her. He just wasn't her type at all. Still, it was an opportunity for me to try and make something happen. If I played it right I could maybe even make a buck or two. It would take some work on my part, but I just might be able to make it work for me.
The first step would be to bring Jenny in on it. Jenny had dinner ready when I got home and after some small talk about how our respective days had gone I asked her:
"How far might you be willing to go to come up with the money so that we can take that trip to Cancun that you want?"
"What kind of a question is that?"
"I think I know a way that we can get the money without having to borrow it and go into debt, but it will depend on what you are willing to do."
"You need to explain to me where you are going here."
I told her about what I had overheard. "I want to take advantage of that. What I want to do is invite them all over here for a barbecue and then I want you to make it look like you would be willing to fuck one or two of them if you got the chance."
"You are out of your fucking mind Rob!"
"Hear me out okay? You are gorgeous and every man you know wants to get in your pants. You flirt a lot and that makes a couple of them think they have a chance. What I propose is that we have the barbecue and you do whatever you can to make sure that they think they can get you if they could just find some way to get me out of the way. Then I'll set up a poker game for the following week. I'll get Bill to start another conversation like the one I overheard this morning and as soon as Sam or one of the others says he is sure he can get you Bill will bet them that they can't. We will set it up so he goads them into betting that they can and then he will say:
"Okay, I'm so sure that you can't I'll bet each of you five hundred bucks that you can't. You can take your shot at the poker game. I'll get Rob out of the way so you will have all the time you need to take your shot."
"You will have primed them at the barbecue and they will be sure they can do it and they will take the bet. At the poker game you shoot them all down and we make three grand to pay for the trip to Cancun."
"What would I have to do?"
"Take your normal flirting and go a little farther with it."
"What do you mean by a 'little farther?"
"That will be totally up to you. Anything except fuck them or give them blow jobs."
"So what you are saying is that I should let myself get felt up, maybe rub a cock or two through the pants, do some heavy kissing and send everyone home with a case of blue balls?"
"Yes, that's pretty much it. I want them to leave the barbecue just knowing that they can fuck you if they can just get a chance."
"How are you going to get Bill to go along with it?"
"Offer him five hundred dollars. That will still leave us with twenty-five hundred for the trip. How about it, think you can do it?"
"Oh I can do it sugar and it might even be fun, but you do realize that there will be a downside to it."
"What is that?"
They will all leave with a case of blue balls, but they will be leaving me hotter than a forest fire. After they are gone I'll be doing my best to fuck your brains out. You had best start taking vitamins right now to prepare yourself."
