I was pissed that I was on a 6:30 a. m. Amtrak train from Washington, D. C. to NYC. I had a business meeting that I planned to fly to but my boss insisted on going with me, and he doesn't like to fly so he booked us on the train. Then the asshole called me when I arrived at Union Station to say that something came up and he couldn't go after all. While I was happy that I didn't have to brown nose him during the three hour twenty minute trip, it was going to be borrrriiiinnng.
I found a decent seat and decided to get a little shuteye since I had stayed up too late the night before preparing for my trip and I normally was still sleep at 6:30..However, the train was no more than two minutes out of Union Station when my tranquility was interrupted by two loud guys sitting behind me.
At first their conversation, impossible not to overhear, was about sports and politics, somewhat irritating but not enough to set me off. Then the asshole sitting on the aisle started talking about his love life -- which included cheating on his wife.
I looked ahead in the train car to see if there was another seat, but didn't see one except next to a sketchy looking guy, so I decided that I had to grin and bear it. However, after one particularly gross recount of the asshole fucking some younger woman in his wife's bed I got angry and an idea popped into my head.
I turned the record function on my iPhone and positioned it -- looking like I was talking on it -- where it could easily record what the asshole was saying. I caught him using the first names of two women he was fucking, his wife's first name, and about how naΓ―ve, clueless, and even "stupid-ass" his wife was, and how she "thought with her cunt."
After I had about twenty minutes of "good stuff" I really couldn't take it anymore, so I got up to move to another train car. As I did I cleverly pretended that I was fiddling with my briefcase and got some video of the asshole and his friend.
I did find another vacant seat two cars behind the one I was in, got about an hour of shuteye, prepared some more for my meeting even though I didn't need to, and read a newspaper.
My meeting in NYC went according to plan, I called my boss to report, and since I had a return ticket on Amtrak and my company wouldn't look kindly on me flying back, I got a return train at about 3:00 p. m.