It began as a normal evening.
Celia arrived home from work to find her husband and son in the kitchen-dining room. Joey was at the stainless-steel stove, wearing a chef's apron, stirring homemade risotto with a wooden spatula. Stephen sat at the mahogany dining table, feet dangling above the floor, busy with his Harry Potter colouring book. He jumped up when he saw his mother.
'Mummy!'
Celia was still dressed for work—smart pinstripe blazer and skirt, medium-high heels—and she bent down as Stephen ran to greet her. Joey paused in his cooking to smile as he watched his wife kiss their son, the boy's floppy blond hair just slightly lighter than the woman's longer blond locks. They looked beautiful together.
Celia let go of her son and went to give Joey a kiss of his own. Dinner was ready and she took off her blazer to join them. The three of them chatted as they ate, the grown-ups drinking wine, the boy with a glass of fizzy water laced with lime cordial. After dinner, Celia went upstairs to change and when she came back down, she lingered in the doorway to watch Joey show Stephen an animation short on his laptop. Father and son, the dark-haired man and the blond boy. Joey ruffled his son's hair as he giggled at the movie.
'Hey, Mummy!' said Stephen, pointing to the screen. 'It's one of Daddy's films!'
'Actually, it's Jeremy's film,' said Joey. 'I'm just the producer.'
'What's a producer?' said the boy.
'He brings in the money, honey,' said Celia, walking over to join them. 'Which I would say is just as important as being a creative genius.'
'Well ... it's a good partnership,' said Joey.
'A perfect partnership,' said Celia, sitting on his lap. 'Like us.'
Stephen pulled a disgusted face as the grown-ups kissed.
Later that evening, after Stephen had been put to bed, Celia and Joey settled themselves onto their huge L-shaped couch, the livestream movie menu already displayed on the giant flatscreen. Joey brought in two more glasses of wine and Celia accepted hers, making a mental note that this should be Joey's last if they were going to have sex this evening. She'd recently had a check-up for the coil in her uterus, everything was in place, and she was in the mood for a good shag. Besides, Joey was negotiating a big project for J&J Animation—his company with Jeremy—and if he succeeded, it might mean a family holiday in the Caribbean. Talking to Joey after fucking his brains out was always a good idea when she wanted something. Celia gave her husband a lingering kiss when he settled down, her tongue snaking into his mouth. They might have started right then if it weren't for the sound of a child screaming.
Both of them jumped and Joey spilled wine on himself. The screaming child turned out to be in a movie trailer on the flatscreen. Celia grabbed the remote while Joey went off to clean himself up. When he got back, she had settled on a film called
The World Made Yonder
.
'What's that?' he said.
'Historical drama, apparently,' said Celia. 'I haven't seen one of those for a while.'
'What are the reviews like?'
'Mixed.' Celia referred to her smartphone as Joey resumed his seat. 'People either love it or hate it. One person calls it "A hidden gem" while another calls it "Utter garbage".'
'Such nuance,' said Joey, taking a sip from his replenished wine glass. 'Well, go on then, Celia. Put it on.'
'You sure?'
'Yeah. If we're bored after twenty minutes, we can always do something else, right?'
He put his hand on her thigh and squeezed. Celia smiled, put her hand over his and leaned in for a kiss. Then she turned to the flatscreen and started the movie.
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The World Made Yonder
was set in Victorian Britain at the time of the Industrial Revolution. The heroine was a young woman, daughter to a wealthy factory owner, who had to choose between two men: a handsome gentleman whose father was a lord, and a rugged manly man who worked in her father's factory. It was obvious you were supposed to root for the working man, but the gentleman was no wimp. There was a good scene where he stood up to his father, risking his inheritance because he wanted to marry 'the factory girl'. Celia clapped as he walked out of his father's wood-panelled office.
'Good for him!' she said.
The heroine marries the lord's son and they live in a plush town house with a butler and servants. There was an awkward sex scene, clearly to show that the husband couldn't satisfy the heroine in bed—he was mainly preoccupied with having a son to carry on the family name. He decides to go into politics, leaving the heroine to manage the household alone. Meanwhile, the manly man is promoted to foreman at her father's factory. Whenever the heroine goes to visit her father at work, she always manages to glimpse the manly man glistening with sweat or surrounded by workmen who act like they would die at his command.
'I can see where this is going,' muttered Joey.
'Shush!' said Celia.
One afternoon, the heroine is alone in her father's house, when the foreman comes around to see him. ('Servants got the day off, did they?' said Joey and he got a slap on the arm.) The couple can no longer deny their passion and they fall on each other, having wild, bodice-ripping sex on the floor in front of the grandfather clock. There follows a montage of the heroine running her household, attending her husband's campaign efforts—and having passionate couplings with her working-class hunk in a variety of secret locations.
The montage stops abruptly on a close-up of a doctor's head mirror. The heroine is in a Victorian surgery and the doctor tells her: 'You're with child.' Cut to the husband being overjoyed with the news. There is a reunion of sorts with his aristocratic father and everyone is happy except the heroine. She has one last tryst with her lover where she tells him they must stop seeing each other forever and declares that the child must be brought up as her husband's son. The foreman walks away in the rain as the heroine cries her heart out.
Celia had tears in her eyes. Joey was rolling his.
There followed another montage: the baby is born and the husband—informed of the birth during a political rally—goes rushing to the heroine's side. Meanwhile, the manly foreman is drowning his sorrows in a pub while a pretty barmaid looks on. The heroine's baby becomes a small boy and her husband dotes on him. The foreman marries the barmaid and carries her over the threshold of a small terrace house. The heroine joins a Victorian ladies' charity group. The husband gets elected, entering the Houses of Parliament. The boy turns into a teenager. The foreman comes home at night to four children and a complaining wife. The heroine is now elected head of the charity.
Then, the heroine's father dies of a heart attack and a villainous investor takes over the factory. Played by a well-known actor, his character takes the film into a higher gear. Joey stopped making sarcastic remarks and Celia watched while biting her finger.