Chapter 16 β Mr. Stein
I saw a movie as a kid that stuck with me. Surprisingly, it was a musical, not my go-to genre. The 1950s era film was entitled, Never Steal Anything Small, and starred Jimmy Cagney as a mob boss who steals young blonde hottie Shirley Jones from her prettyboy lawyer husband. The film might be a whole lot darker if they made it today. I would sure watch it.
The movie's plot was something that I couldn't get out of my head for years and now came roaring back. In truth, I never met a woman I wanted to completely steal from any guy, but we're talking about The Work of Art here.
One of the mob boss's ploys was to use a slut to seduce the husband and have them be accidentally found out by the wife. Considering Charlotte's silly Mommy rules, I liked the idea of that tactic, so I gave Lynn a call. She came to my house on Saturday, so we could talk about my plan.
"What are you doing, boss? Why all the games and the subterfuge? You've changed."
"I don't know what you're talking about."
"Yes you do. The kissy, lovey shit with Charlotte. Making her your personal assistant to keep her close. You never did that with any of the rest of us. We're all just cunts, remember?"
"She's special. She's innocent."
"She's not that fucking innocent!"
"Well, not anymore!" I laughed. "Not after gagging on my dick for three days. So, are you going to help me or not? I can find somebody else; I just know you got a little thing for the pretty boy."
"I got a thing for you, too. Asshole! If I help you steal her, what do I get?"
"What do you want!"
"A guarantee."
"Of what?"
"I want to be assured that you won't drop me once you get all domestic with your work of art. I want a once a week fuck date for five years. Guaranteed."
Oh, fuck. The chick in the movie just wanted a car. The chits I'm expending to get this one piece of ass is ridiculous. "I'm willing to go only two years."
"Ok. Two years ... Can I ask if you want to marry her?"
"I don't know. All I know is I just want her. I want to possess her, own her, consume her."
"You don't mind that she's kind of dumb?"
"It's actually part of her allure, and don't say it. I don't need any 'men are shit' talk today."
"Can I have my first fuck now? We haven't fucked in two weeks. I'm climbing the walls here." It always ends with the bitches begging for a pity fuck.
So I simply asked, "Will you settle for a pity fuck?"
"I'm good with that. Whatever my master wants." She smiled.
"Take your clothes off and crawl in the bedroom." She jumped up and stripped off her t-shirt and shorts in record time. Dropping her model-like body to the floor, she crawled on hands and knees towards my bedroom.
"In the slut position," I shouted after her. "And that pussy better be all wet and ready to go when I get there."
"Yes, sir."
I tend to get tired of these girls after a while. It's been six months with Lynn. She was a lot of fun in the beginning, but is getting pretty needy now. The problem is that she's carved out a niche for herself as my Ghislaine, so I have to find a way to keep the fucking interesting. Treating her like shit seems to do it for me.
When I sauntered into the room 15 minutes later, Lynn was aligned in perfect slut position β face down, ass up on the edge of the bed. She had three slim fingers pistoning in her snatch and had it worked into a thick froth. Perfect for a quick fuck.
I approached the bed. SMACK. I slapped her ass hard. "Do you think you're better than Charlotte?" I asked. I didn't like the way she talked about my soon-to-be #1 girl.
"What? No!"
"SMACK. You think she's dumb, and you're sooooo smart. Who'd want a dumb bitch like that, huh?"
"No, master. I didn't mean ..."
SMACK. SMACK. "Oh, but you did. She's just a pretty little dummy, and you're the Queen of the Circle. Do I have it right?"
"I'm sorry, master. I like her. I do."
SMACK. "Right answer. First smart thing you've said all day." I started taking my sweats down. A raging hard on pops up. Something about mistreating a bitch that gets me super hard.
SMACK. "You're the stupid one, aren't you, Lynn."
"Yes, master."
SMACK. "Coming in here and talking smack about The Work of Art like you have a right. You don't hold a candle to that beautiful princess. Understand?"
"Yes, master. I'm so sorry, master." That kind of contrition and groveling deserves a good fuck. So I plowed my cock in with one big thrust.
"Oh, my God!!!" Just the way she likes it. I gave it to her that way for a few minutes, fast and hard. The bitch was in heaven, moaning and begging for more.
When she was seconds from her nut, I stopped. She wiggled her ass trying to get me to start again. I grabbed her ponytail and yanked her head back.
I spoke directly into her ear. "Who's Cunt #1 now?"
"Charlotte is."
SMACK. "That's right. You are only still here because I want your help to get her. That's your job."
"Yes master!"
SMACK. "You do not matter. Do you understand? Only Charlotte matters!"
"Yes master."
SMACK. "You do exactly as I tell you. You help her, support her and protect her. You convince her that I'm the greatest man on earth. And you seduce her husband ... if you can."
She was crying now. "Do you love her?"
"God, Lynn, you're stupid. I don't love anything but cunt and money, and only the second because it buys the first. She's just the one I want."
Point made. The only thing left was to get this slut off and maybe me, too.
"You're just a fuck toy, Lynn, and this is how good fuck toys get used." She didn't seem to mind.
Chapter 17 β Carl
I find it is nearly impossible to stay angry with Charlotte for too long. All she really has to do is look at me with that hurt, innocent face, and I melt like an ice cream cake at a kid's backyard birthday party. Yet, I'm starting to wonder just how innocent that face is.
I had this hard and fast rule about kissing, which I will admit I pulled from Pretty Woman. The idea, of course, was to allow no intimacy that is romantic in nature. If you think about it though, Charlotte and Stein were right. Shit's gonna happen. I just have to have faith in her, and understand that she loves me. She's not going to fall for that old man. It's a ridiculous idea.
I woke that Saturday morning to the smell of coffee and the sound of my lovely wife humming. When I lifted my head from the sea of blankets and pillows on the living room carpet, she was sitting on the sofa with her iPad in her pajamas.
"Good morning, honey. Do you want some coffee?"
"Yes, please. What are you doing?"