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The Waterwheel
"But you promised we'd go this weekend!" said Sue.
"I know I did." I replied. "But the warehouse had a power cut yesterday. We have to get this order out on Monday morning and if I don't go in and help Friday night, and over the weekend, I could lose my job."
"Fuck it!"
"I know you're disappointed, but what can I do?"
"I'm not disappointed Larry; I'm furious!"
"So I see. But it's not my fault."
"I'm sorry, of course it isn't. I'm not angry with you; just pissed off that we're not going, yet again."
We live in Reading and had fallen in love with an old hotel in Bourton on the Water, fifty miles to the east. It's called The Waterwheel and we'd stopped there once on a trip back from Sue's mum in Birmingham. We stayed on for an extra half day and admired their working waterwheel. But it had been an unscheduled stop and there was not enough time to expore the town. The visit was slightly blighted when we found the hotel had a bridal suite. Sue said she'd never seen a room so romantic. I admit I was not that enthusiastic but it was a nice room, dominated by a beautiful four-poster bed. We stopped for petrol in Witney half way home, and promised we'd return.
That was back in April, and we agreed we would book a long weekend at The Waterwheel. We'd stay in the bridal suite and spend time exploring the area. We waited till payday and tried, but they were fully booked over the May holiday and the week after. The third week in May, the warehouse had a weekend stocktake, and the following weekend we were going to a wedding. And so it progressed, week after week. A summer cold, my mum admitted to hospital, a family friend's birthday bash -- everything conspired against us. The bridal suite itself was rarely booked, but we just couldn't get our ducks in a row.
My mum got better, the schedules cleared, and at last it all came together. We paid a substantial credit card deposit and Sue bought a sexy red dress and matching underwear. We both arranged to take the Friday as holiday as well, so we could drive over there on the Thursday night. Then disaster struck; the power cut. My company's biggest order for years would be in jeopardy if it wasn't picked and loaded by Monday. It was all hands to the pump -- even the top bosses were coming in to help. Refusing to to do the unpaid overtime would be a permanent black mark. Getting the order out on time would almost certainly lead to a big Christmas bonus.
"We'll re-schedule for next weekend." I suggested.
"That's Beth's hen night. We're all in the London Road Hotel on Saturday night."
"The weekend after?"
"It's your parents' wedding anniversary. We'd better cancel our Fridays off."
"Perhaps we should go the whole hog; book a few days off mid-week?"
"Not next week we can't." She was sounding less and less interested. "I've got to attend that three day sales seminar up in Northampton."
"I remember."
"And as I'm the senior manager, I'll have to go and pass on the important learning points to the sub branches. Those visits will all be mid-week as well. So what with screwing up our weekends, we might as well write the whole thing off for this summer!"
Now she was just being sarcastic, and she flounced off. It was definitely all my fault then.
Everyone at the warehouse chipped in with the extra effort and it was more fun than I'd thought; the job was finished Saturday night. Relations with Sue were strained throughout. And they were not improved when I rolled home at one in the morning on Sunday. Two of our higher management commandeered a private room at the London Road Hotel, and paid for a late dinner and limitless beer. I hoped she would be asleep when I staggered home, but those plans rarely work do they?
It was Tuesday morning.
"Well have a good trip." I said, giving her a hug. "I'll see you Thursday."
"You'll see me Friday; we'll still be in Northampton on Thursday night."
"We?"
"Stephen, our top salesman, is attending. I'm sure I told you."
I didn't think she had told me, but it wasn't a surprise; senior management always took the top performing salesperson. Last year it had been a woman."