A few miles north of Orlando, Arnold Palmer and Nancy Lopez have made a pot of money developing a golfing community, which now numbers almost a hundred thousand people. Hard to believe, but there are a dozen 18-hole golf courses and over thirty par-3 "executive" courses.
It's called "The Villages" and it is a retirement community. Buy a house or condo and you play golf free for life. One person in each house must be at least fifty-five years of age and of course most are older than that. That makes this community prostate city and a lot of guys here have floppy, useless dicks. Of course a lot of menopausal wives take sex hormones to block their hot flashes and these hormones make them horny.
Add a horny wife to a floppy-dicked husband and you have an explosive combination. It is said that there is more illicit sex in The Villages than on any college campus and that seemed about right by my observation, after my wife and I moved here. Eager, user-friendly pussies outnumber functional dicks more than two to one.
My name is Bob Johnson. I took early retirement at fifty-five from American Airlines with a generous pension and a big 401K. My health is excellent. My wife, Margie, is fifty-three and not so well off – she has had several pelvic operations for "suspension" repairs after four pregnancies. Bottom line? She doesn't like to fuck! CAN'T fuck really, because of the pain. But the good news is that she doesn't care if I do – discretely of course.
A lot of horny wives spread their legs for other guys while their limp-dicked husbands are on the golf course. Many a hubby comes home to a freshly fucked pussy, and, although most loving wives won't feed a foamy creampie to an unsuspecting husband, I know at least one husband who enjoys the taste.
Most of the action takes place in the afternoons while husbands play golf. I have been interested in seeing how different couples adjust to the combination of horny wife and impotent husband. Some husbands let their wives know that it's okay to fuck other guys if no one knows about it and they usually don't want to know about it either.
Other husbands say nothing and assume their loving wives will discretely get what they need. And most wives do, because those hormones don't just stop hot flashes − they keep those pussies soft and wet and eager.
On occasion an impotent husband simply goes out for a drink when a golfing buddy stops by his house to service his wife. It is rare for a guy to stay home and listen to the moans and pounding bedsprings, but I have been told that there are a few guys who actually like to listen while they jack off with a limp dick. In fact I met one.
The first gal I fucked lives several houses down the block. I met her at a block party and she turned me on right away. Fifty-four with (I found out later) a sixty-two-year old impotent husband who is well aware that she is home fucking while he is out playing golf.
At 135 pounds, blonde with big tits and nice legs, she caught my eye immediately. Her name was Shirley and I introduced myself to her and her husband, Kevin, who walked over to get another drink and didn't return. It was almost as though Kevin didn't want to watch his wife proposition me or maybe he just got out of the way so something could develop. Something did.
"My husband plays a lot more golf than I do," was the first thing she said. Then she chuckled seductively.
"I play golf, but not every day," I responded.
"What do you do for fun off the course?" Shirley asked, again with that soft seductive chuckle.
"Meet people," I said. "I like to interact with interesting people."
"That sounds like fun," she said. "You'll have to come over to my place some time and we can ... well ... interact."
Then she giggled. She saw me looking at her tits and she pulled her shoulders back to make them stand out more.
It was as plain an invitation to fuck as I had ever heard.
"What about your husband?" I said with a smile.
"Hubby likes to play golf," she said. "But he has a ... well a ... medical problem."
"A medical problem?" I asked.
"Yeah," she said. "His prostate. You know what happens to guys when they get older. He can't ... you know ... do it any more. But he doesn't care if ... well ... if I do it."
Jesus! Not two minutes into this relationship and Shirley had told me her husband couldn't fuck but didn't care if she did. Everything people said about The Villages must be true! This horny bitch just told me she wants to fuck!
"Is hubby playing golf tomorrow afternoon?" I asked.
She nodded. "Tee time is one-ten."
The next afternoon I enjoyed my first piece of ass at The Villages. At one o'clock I left home in my golf cart with my clubs and drove to the fairway behind Shirley's house. No one was around when I turned off the cart path and pulled into her open golf cart garage. The door closed immediately and there was a smiling Shirley, wearing shorts with a tight tee shirt that showed off her tits – AND − of all things − SPIKE HEELS!
"I like the heels," I said.
"Yeah," she said. "They're hard to walk in and even harder to dance in, but guys like 'em and they make your legs look good."
I walked over to her and took her in my arms and kissed her, running my hands down her back to grab her buttocks. Damn that butt felt good – so soft and jiggly the way I liked a mature woman's butt to feel.
Holding her in my arms, I looked down into her smiling face.
"How long has it been?" I asked.
"Men!" Shirley said sharply. "Every man is a bastard!"
"How long has it been?" I asked again.
She closed her eyes and took a deep breath, letting the air out slowly.
Finally she said, "Over two months!"
I chuckled. "Then you're gonna be real friendly."
"You bastard," Shirley said. "It's these damn hormones. They keep my pussy soft and my skin nice but they make me want to fuck all the time. They drive me wild! And it seems like half the guys in this place have limp dicks like my husband and the other half have pussy standing in line. Yeah, you're right. I'm gonna be real friendly – real user-friendly. I got no choice. Anything you want."
"Well the first thing I want is to see what you look like dancing naked in those spike heels."
"Bastard!" She almost shouted, laughing. "You're probably like those guys with floppy dicks who go over to that truck stop on the interstate where they have young girls dancing naked in spike heels. Those guys can't fuck but they can look and then go out back and jack off with limp dicks."
"I don't have a limp dick," I said.
"Okay I'll dance for you," she continued. "I got nice legs but my tits sag a little and my belly pooches out a little and my ass jiggles when I dance."
"Just the kind of mature body I like!" I said. "And besides, when I get around to it you're gonna be a great fuck. Because I'm gonna wait a little bit. You know, I like to hear a woman beg for it."