The following tale was collecting dust and taking up space in my mind that I really needed for other pursuits so I pushed it out rather quickly.
If you think you paid too much for this small entertainment let me know and I'll send a refund your way post haste. I promise. As for the disgruntlements, by all means flail away. Just keep it clean. If you are one of two people that I just won't have littering my combox, well, you know the drill.
There are a handful of authors here on Lit that I can't even begin comparing to and it's a privilege to hone a craft among them; my many thanks for the web hosts giving us this opportunity.
How many loving wives can a man have until just a good woman will do?
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The young deputy stood there waiting on me, hoping for a human response I suppose. I think I grunted out an unintelligible retort when he handed me the clipboard for my signature after he uttered those rather obnoxious words. 'Mr. Nathan Becker, you have been served. Please sign the acknowledgement'. With a few swoops of blue ink and a look into his squinting brown eyes it was complete. He turned and left me standing there with a white envelope in my hand in the threshold of the apartment I now called home.
Boxes were still stacked in the corner of each of the rooms and several bags of goods purchased from a couple of the local box stores sat ready to make an assortment of appearances throughout the apartment, ready to give the place some smidgen of functionality.
That first night had been months in coming; I just didn't realize it until the albatross was upon me. Mrs. Becker had absconded with all the accouterments of decent marriage and commitments before branding me with rejection and dismissal on the journey to my current abode. It was a quick journey, half a mile in the other direction from what used to be home.
When I returned from a business trip in Atlanta to meet with a new client, everything I owned of a personal nature was stacked neatly in the garage with a hand written note on top of one of the boxes.
"Everything else will be decided by the lawyers."
No signature, nothing. When I tried the key in the locks there was no opening. The windows were locked down, the basement entry was locked up and I was clearly on the outs. Nobody was home and if I had been roaming the landscape of Jupiter it would have been just as familiar as what I felt at that moment.
Michelle and I had been fighting more than usual the last couple of months and I had even broached the subject of couples counseling to no avail. I suppose I didn't blame her as neither of us thought much of counselors in general. She was mad at me when I left and stayed mad apparently, enough so that she had decided to administer the marital coup de grace and kick me out.
The first call to her cell went unanswered. The next call to her workplace rolled over to the front receptionist who informed me that Michelle was traveling on business and could not be reached until she returned. Of course she told me that after I identified myself. She offered to take my message and that was it.
Fifteen minutes later I received Michelle's text.
"Consider yourself divorced. I certainly do. Will have you served as soon as I know where you are living. Stay to hell out of my house."
Cold.
It was Wednesday afternoon and I needed a place to live. The house was definitely hers. She had it when we came into the marriage, the spoils of her first divorce. I guess that was a benefit for both of us. My first marriage ended badly and during the hiatus between spouses I learned not to be burned again if I could help it.
So when Michelle offered a prenup to protect her own assets, I did the same for mine. That included my consulting business and ownership interests in other varied businesses. One of those entities included two small condominium corporate rental buildings that were registered under the consulting firm and they happened to have four available vacancies.
I chose one of the vacant furnished units as my temporary home and by evening everything in the garage was inside the new abode. The utilities were already hooked up under the company's name and the first thing I did was to send a text to Michelle letting her know my new address.
The next thing was to lock up and head down to the pub on the corner and commiserate my misfortunes with my favorite bartender. It was a familiar haunt for me as my offices were just a block away from both the apartment building and the corner pub.
"I'd say you look like shit, Nathan but you'd prove me a liar. You're looking good as always."
Jeanette was another casualty of divorce, three years in and trying to make a go of it with her own pub here in the thriving midtown area. So far so good but she didn't make out good in her divorce. Her husband took everything of value and ran off to a new life on the west coast with a clichΓ©, his secretary who just happened to have twenty years his junior and two bra sizes on Jeanette. She ended up taking a stab at purchasing the pub based on her inheritance from her dad when he passed away two years ago.
"You say that every time I come in here, Jeanette but I never tire of hearing it."
She poured an IPA in a tall pint glass and set it in front of me.
"So, what's new?"
"Michelle is divorcing me."
"Are you kidding me? When did that happen?"
"I came back from Atlanta this afternoon and she had all my stuff boxed up in the garage and she left town on business."
"What the hell! She was in here last night. She came in with some of that crew she works with downtown and one of the guys in the group was buying drinks for all of them like they were celebrating something. I thought they looked a bit cozy."
Now I was curious. The Pub was never a Michelle kind of place if she wasn't with me. She was more into the wine bar scene as were most of her peers. One of the exceptions would be Dan Mosey, her boss. He had expressed a bit of interest to buy this place before Jeanette bought it and fancied himself a beer connoisseur of sorts. If they all came here it would have been due to Dan's suggestion.
"The guy with Michelle doing the buying; red hair, tall, blue eyed arrogant dickweed type of fellow?"
"Darn, you described him to a tee. He was a lousy tipper." She laughed.
I'd eyeballed him before at one of the company functions and always took him for a pussy hound. There was that something about him that put me off but Michelle thought and acted like he was God's gift to company and women. Nonetheless there was no evidence or outward sign that there was anything between them and practically speaking I trusted Michelle. I didn't have any reason not to...then.