The phone call...
"Hi Kevin, you don't know me yet but we have a few things in common. I loaned my wife to you to keep you busy so I could seduce your nearly virginal, newlywed wife. I have been having a hell of a time fucking the living hell out her tight little pussy."
"Your wife gave me her oral virginity that you refused to take, thank you by the way. Her mouth is as soft as melting butter. I deposited several big loads onto her very tasty tongue and watched as she enthusiastically swallowed every last drop until it was all in your wife's belly. Oh, and I also tapped that beautiful heart shaped and no longer virgin ass just last night..."
That's what I WANTED to say, but I didn't. I used a little more tact. Truth be told, there isn't a lot of tact that can be used when telling a guy that you have been rearranging his wife's insides while nailing her to his own marriage bed.
What I actually said is, "Hey Kevin, this is Mike. You don't know me but we have a few things in common that I wanted to talk to you about. We have the opportunity to be great friends or not, depending on how you handle the next few minutes."
"I don't want you to be alarmed and don't hang up because as far as I'm concerned, I don't need to tell you any of this since I'm happy leaving it just as it is. The thing that we have in common is Kim, the gal you've been sleeping with all week. You see, Kim is my wife and I've been allowing you to have your fun with her."
"What the...what are you talking about!?"
"Look, Kevin, there's no gentle way to say this so I'm just going to say it. I know that you have been taking liberties with my wife. In fact, it has come to my attention that you have had her on her back several times this past week and that she has been sleeping in your bed."
"You've got me mixed up with someone else...Mike is it?"
"Don't be coy with me, Kevin. It's okay actually, we have an understanding and live a different lifestyle than most married couples. She ran into you at the hotel you're staying at and has been bragging about how much she has taught you about sex." Kevin tried to interrupt me but I continued, I could tell he was sweating it out and trying to figure out what to say.
"She told me that you're a pretty good lover when you drop the purity crap and allow what nature intended to just happen. So, how about we cut to the chase so we can talk. I'm not a husband that wants revenge or anything. Fact is, I want to help you."
I must have waited a long time for a response but eventually he knew there wasn't an out.
"I didn't know."
"Her wedding ring didn't give her away did it? That's okay, Kevin. Like I said, I don't get jealous and I'm not going to hold it against you in the long run. Believe me, you're not the first to get into her panties and won't be the last I assure you. Actually it turns me on. I enjoy sharing her with guys. We have a special relationship built on trust, that's how I know everything."
"Kim is very persuasive with that ass wiggling side to side in a nice fitting pair of jeans. It was a dress this time though wasn't it? A few men have almost ruined their marriages chasing her tail, and no, my intentions are not to ruin your marriage. In fact, your marriage is already in trouble and I want to help save it."
"What are you talking about, in trouble? What's going on?"
I ignored him and just kept talking.
"My concern is that you cheated on Melissa, Kevin. You've been dipping your dick, not only into another woman's pussy, but another man's wife. We can't have a husband going behind his girl's back to get his rocks off when he has a perfectly fantastic sexpot at home."
Expecting the explosion, Kevin went on to ask what the hell did I know about his wife, but in a bit more colorful terms. I just let him vent. After all, he was just trying to protect his own skin along with his wife's. There was no way I could fault a man for getting some on the side, especially when a woman offers herself up like Kim did. I did have to answer one of his statements though.
"There is nothing wrong with your marriage you say, Kevin? How about the fact that your wife has needs and you treat her like a trophy to be shelved. She's a woman, Kev. If you don't take care of her, someone else will seduce her right out of her panties at no fault of her own. Pretty sure Kim said something like that and no, she didn't tell me."
I listened to him posterize himself for another half minute before I started again.
"Kevin, don't give me the "holier than thou" crap. How can you say that your marriage is strong and that she wouldn't cheat on you when you were seduced with just an offer of a blowjob? You let my own wife stay in your room as your little fuck toy all week, so shut up and listen, or I will tell Melissa everything you did, pictures and all. You know the pictures you took after she handed you her phone. Not very bright are you, Kev?"
That got him to be quiet. I also told him that his wife had every right to step out for some much needed satisfaction to just get even for what he did. After a bit more persuasion, he agreed as I had hoped. He then asked how I knew about his wife. This was going to be a bit tougher but he took it like a man who got caught red handed. He also knew that I had his balls in a vice with his wife holding the crank.
"I like Melissa. She's a wonderful woman. She deserves better but, on several occasions she has told me how much she loves you. The only problem is, you won't let her be a real woman. The reason I know so much about your precious wife is because I've been having lunch with her for months."
"I've been telling her how beautiful she is and listening to her. Do you ever bother to listen to your wife Kevin? I mean really listen? I did. Do you know what I found? Your wife wants a sex life, Kev. It's amazing what a lonely woman will tell a man when he listens."
Again, after his rant of "you better not touch my wife," I settled him down and I went on. I knew he was beaten so I was able to lay it out.
"Look man, this is going to be tough for you so just hear me out. Remember that you've been committing adultery against your precious wife my friend, so don't go over the deep end and judge her too harshly. The reason I've been having lunch with Melissa isn't just to be a good guy, far from it. I was seducing her with the full intention on bedding her sweet little body."
More profanity...I was getting a bit annoyed with his two faced outbursts but kept my patience.
